Europeans expect you to take your shoes off when you visit but they don't supply you with a pair of slippers to use

>europeans expect you to take your shoes off when you visit but they don't supply you with a pair of slippers to use

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I obviously wouldn't invite an american into my house

I don't have the room for american sized slippers

Walk in socks or barefooted

to first spurn inviting an American one would have to own a house

And no fridge to store them

>you can't invite someone into your rented apartment
wtf

Have you heard of socks?

would you want to? not really an adequate place to receive company

Sounds like you don't have a microwave to thaw them out either

>he's never heard of tapochki

krest'yanin

>but they don't supply you with a pair of slippers to use
Says who?

This. Why would anyone walk around their house in filthy shoes and why in satans name would they need slippers.

Muricans are just weird.

So that's why your houses smell. You walk around barefoot all day than stew in your foot stank and B.O

Our feet don't stink because we don't walk around in shoes all day..

What are you talking about? Is this supposed to be an example of hilarious American humor?
Most houses I've been to provide slippers.

No need to be offended that you smell ;p

Says the 450+ lbs burger with mold between his flaps.

Looks like I hit a nerve ;p Don't worry I'm sure Jamal can give his shoes while he's with your gf

I never take of my sandals when visiting somone as to not taint my hittite blood

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>europeans expect you to take your shoes off

Eastern Europeans*

>assuming the constant fear of Tyrone snatching Stacy from a man is an international phenomenon

Jokes on you, I am gay as fuck and Jamal is in my bed.

So many horrid smells coming from you, not sure how Denmark or Finland puts up with it ;p

ah yes, that porous fabric that is stretched over an odor producing part of the body, then confined in a tightly enclosed space for much of the day

*rolls under your foot*

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are errant nails a common occurrence in european homes?

the yuropoor standard of living is significantly lower than ours

>;p
>;p
>;p

What the fuck is this

Most don't only two of my cousins and uncle do. Unless someone is having a huge party.

Wash your feet and they wont stink.

That's a screw

it's not actually

>Thawing things that have been in the fridge not the freezer

The smarty-pants facade falls quickly when you sperg as a burg

Trust the Ikea country to get the fucking parts wrong, this is why my bedside table is wobbly

Buy from us

That's a genuinely fair criticism.

>Amricans wear shoes inside and mulitate their dicks
>all this so they wouldn't need to wash themselves
>yet they see nothing wrong with shitting themselves in public
Why?

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>Tell american to take of his shoes
he says he doesnt want to stink up his house
>Tell american/anglo to wash his ass
he says his ass cleans itself
>Tell american not cut his foreskin
he says he doesnt want to wash it

wtf is wrong with them?

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You only put it in for a few seconds

You being silly ;p