Write a haiku about the Midwest

Write a haiku about the Midwest.

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how about no
EAST COAST GANG REPORTING FOR DUTY

Shithole

The Midwest
I sharted in mart
The end.

based, Pennsylvania crew reporting in

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midwest is so gay
fuck america a lot
midwest is so gay

Yup. Get me out of this hellhole

lots of highways there
not a lot of braincells though
flyover country

most wonderful land
ice and snow that's on demand
people hand in hand

A serene woodland
destroyed by the foolishness
of so called settlers

cold, boring, and dumb
white, but so irrelevant
east coast is better

We were the Vikings
And we conquered the Wild West
Now we're sodomites

haikus are so lame and stupid but sure op

its full of anglos
that think they are germanic
but they are anglo

Corn corn corn corn corn
Meth meth meth meth meth meth meth
Corn, soybeans, corn corn

The is a haiku
About the midwest area
It's pretty awful

settled by Germans
A language and culture so grand!
supplanted by english, how bland

Haikus are for degenerates

herring and sturgeon
such a bountiful harvest
from our many lakes

When in the forest
Be careful where you must tread
Or you will get shot

based

haiku are shit
they really are
the end

Massachusetts reporting

>ice and snow that's on demand
Fuck the snow, shoveling/snow-blowing is such a pain in the ass.

I'll go for a run
Now my balls are frozen
HRT worked

Virginia standing by

MD marching in

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softy metro boy

Niggers and robbers
No whites to be seen
Everything soaked in pee

first strong
then weak
something happend
niggers took it away

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cheap while expensive
effete and apprehensive
hey swede blanda upp

Get shot
Forget to tip the surgeon
Get shot

uplifted savage
svenskundervisning finland
Obligatorisk

Many many Frens
Please no bully, we have corn
We just want your love!

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nigger speaks
nigger talks
he isnt goin anywhere

you aren't very creative, or imaginative

In Chicagoland
More dead black people today?
Whoops, no: Aurora

Chinese-swedes
Lost a war
Claim they won

But all the Finnish-Americans live in the midwest

haiku in english is weird

they're nothing special or particularly impressive
t. best friend as a kid was a finn

the simple ideas that make up haikus in your language have more syllables than in our language if I'm not mistaken

german man
tried come north
now his at his chastity belt

chinese-swede
Can't haiku based on reality
Falls short

The corn crops grow tall
The big cities grow blacker
when do we harvest

everything east
of the ol' mississippi
is fucking garbage

great states to live in
best state in the US of A
all found in the midwest

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Based and redpilled we
Noble tall fair aryan
Men dominate you

OH NO NO NO

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You must have never shoveled snow for more than one season if you honestly believe it isn't a massive pain in the ass.

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MD Clan

>niggers
Yikes.

elaborate

I shovel every year Nancy

Publix and gators
Floridian master race
Who cares for midwest

based. NEW JERSEY CREW REPORTING IN.

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I still can't get my head around the concept of English haiku which doesn't have fixation with vowel numbers allowed to use.
They are just short poems aren't they.


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bland and cold as hell
rural people leaving en mass
cities with niggers