Write a haiku about the Midwest.
Write a haiku about the Midwest
how about no
EAST COAST GANG REPORTING FOR DUTY
Shithole
The Midwest
I sharted in mart
The end.
based, Pennsylvania crew reporting in
midwest is so gay
fuck america a lot
midwest is so gay
Yup. Get me out of this hellhole
lots of highways there
not a lot of braincells though
flyover country
most wonderful land
ice and snow that's on demand
people hand in hand
A serene woodland
destroyed by the foolishness
of so called settlers
cold, boring, and dumb
white, but so irrelevant
east coast is better
We were the Vikings
And we conquered the Wild West
Now we're sodomites
haikus are so lame and stupid but sure op
its full of anglos
that think they are germanic
but they are anglo
Corn corn corn corn corn
Meth meth meth meth meth meth meth
Corn, soybeans, corn corn
The is a haiku
About the midwest area
It's pretty awful
settled by Germans
A language and culture so grand!
supplanted by english, how bland
Haikus are for degenerates
herring and sturgeon
such a bountiful harvest
from our many lakes
When in the forest
Be careful where you must tread
Or you will get shot
based
haiku are shit
they really are
the end
Massachusetts reporting
>ice and snow that's on demand
Fuck the snow, shoveling/snow-blowing is such a pain in the ass.
I'll go for a run
Now my balls are frozen
HRT worked
Virginia standing by
MD marching in
softy metro boy
Niggers and robbers
No whites to be seen
Everything soaked in pee
first strong
then weak
something happend
niggers took it away
cheap while expensive
effete and apprehensive
hey swede blanda upp
Get shot
Forget to tip the surgeon
Get shot
uplifted savage
svenskundervisning finland
Obligatorisk
Many many Frens
Please no bully, we have corn
We just want your love!
nigger speaks
nigger talks
he isnt goin anywhere
you aren't very creative, or imaginative
In Chicagoland
More dead black people today?
Whoops, no: Aurora
Chinese-swedes
Lost a war
Claim they won
But all the Finnish-Americans live in the midwest
haiku in english is weird
they're nothing special or particularly impressive
t. best friend as a kid was a finn
the simple ideas that make up haikus in your language have more syllables than in our language if I'm not mistaken
german man
tried come north
now his at his chastity belt
chinese-swede
Can't haiku based on reality
Falls short
The corn crops grow tall
The big cities grow blacker
when do we harvest
everything east
of the ol' mississippi
is fucking garbage
great states to live in
best state in the US of A
all found in the midwest
Based and redpilled we
Noble tall fair aryan
Men dominate you
OH NO NO NO
You must have never shoveled snow for more than one season if you honestly believe it isn't a massive pain in the ass.
MD Clan
>niggers
Yikes.
elaborate
I shovel every year Nancy
Publix and gators
Floridian master race
Who cares for midwest
based. NEW JERSEY CREW REPORTING IN.
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I still can't get my head around the concept of English haiku which doesn't have fixation with vowel numbers allowed to use.
They are just short poems aren't they.
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bland and cold as hell
rural people leaving en mass
cities with niggers