Your country is preparing for war and you have join a branch of the military. What branch do you join? For me...

Your country is preparing for war and you have join a branch of the military. What branch do you join? For me, it's the air force. Dog fighting and bombimg people on the ground are my favorite things to do in vido games.

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Redpill me on War Thunder, is it fun?

In the navyyyyy

it's shit, just likr any free to play online game, i don't even have to play it to know that it is swarmed with russian kids

I'm already in the army. Arvidsjaur based AJB mountain platoon (Bergsjägarplutonen). Norrbottens Regemente. It's fun so I'll stay here.

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I'm already in the military

same, mountain troops are comfy

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The best choice I ever made indeed.

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>What branch do you join?
228th deserter's regiment 282nd division
I'm gonna grab a gun, steal a car and rob a store and hide in fucking taiga. I ain't gonna do shit for this cursed country

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i'd join the marechausse, it's kind of the dutch version of the genderarmerie. i won't be literally on the frontline fighting people but at least i won't be totally useless and i'll be able to bear a gun

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Working in a factory

gendarmerie

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>you have join a branch of the military
But I'm a fat fuck with autism and poor hearing...

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It's a gateway drug to actual flight sims.

What branch?
Why? Aren't you willing to die for your country?
I think it's fun but I just started playing.
That's not the military.

They need all the bodies they can get. You could probably go to the reserves.

Refugee force. I love going to fuck women in foreign lands, while you guys keep playing your war games.

>Poor hearing
You've already got a head start

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>What branch do you join?
Snipers. I've been hunting since I was 13 and I'm pretty damn good with a .308
Got top scores during my mandatory military service back when we had that.

>sweden
>yes

Im pretty sure that in war they will go to the war too.

Some corps of our Gendarmeria fought in the Falklands.

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Navy because I like big ships

>Navy because I like big dicks
fixed it for you

I'd probably fight for the Russian airforce.

Yeah and they lost lmao

Dumb Cunt arg*e scum

It was.
I did my military service in the army (i was an MP) so that's were i should go in case of war

go back to your shithole

I’m Australian. Australia is a first world country. Argentina is not.

Navy so I can chill while everyone else is dying

I joined the Air Force so I could chill out when the actual wars started.
Motor T for life, bitches!

I would desert to Finland. Fuck Russia

>belgian army
>stationed in Antwerp to protect jews after bombing in Brussels
>stationed somewhere in Africa
Yeah nah, id rather go to jail than serve this """""country"""""

I'm too damaged for the military. If I was forced to join they'd probably shove me in some clerical position.

>being stationed conus
big yikes

I already know my wartime placement.

No

>PCS to Japan
>some Marine kills yet another Okinawan in a drunken binge
>the whole country is locked down
>"at least I'm not CONUS..."

If your braindead

marines. i love bearch landings. even with the high risk of death.

the arditi

play rb or youre a bitch

Artillery. Easiest job on the whole battlefield, just lob shells at a place your told to fire at.

Troops' cook. I'll infiltrate the enemy and give 'em all a stomach bug that will weaken/possibly kill them. Gimme mah true patriot™ medals already

>willing to die for your country
no

They still exist?

I like those too