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Learning hieroglyphs always made my anus pucker. It did not help that James Allen's book on Middle Egyptian was riddled with mistakes my professor had to correct.

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This is My Bloody Valentine's best song.

youtu.be/AuvQ14HT3Ok

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you made me realise

>It's not really a stylistic thing, the Egyptians consistently portrayed themselves as brown in comparison to Syrians and Nubians.
They made a caricature of the differences of foreigners, but when depicting themselves they portrayed their own people according to gendered norms of skin tone. If you literally-interpret the skin tones when depicting themselves, what do you make of how they always show their women as significantly paler than themselves; more of a very pale yellow? Did the Black&Brown Kangz all just have yellow fever and import Chinese wives?

Your image is from the tomb of Seti I, and this one is depicting the same pharaoh and his entourage

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Nice user

Liver hurts from the opiate eating 4 day bender lmao

good edition desu

The Thai food I had earlier is having a violent reaction with my digestive system

What a great concert it was.

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Just walked over to the fridge & shut it.

This is like arch 101. It's sexual dimorphism, women have lighter skin than men in the same populations, and lighter skin is representative of higher class among women, it means they don't spend time outside. Extremely common in depictions across the world.

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just drink. holy shit

Sunny Sundae Smile is the best ep

Btw, the gendered skin tones was not a rule. as you can see here

I get to visit my museum for an entire year for just $30. So hyped.

>no Bilinda

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Never mind it's only for full-time students.

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>It's sexual dimorphism, women have lighter skin than men in the same populations
This is true, but that could explain why Egyptian males are portrayed as so dark. Just as our bathroom signs often denote a female using a triangle dress, the natural sexual metamorphism is exaggerated in their art as a signifier that the artist is depicting a female when pale, and a male when tan.

Nothing's ever 100% applicable, but generally speaking this is how Egyptian males and females are depicted.

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Does a certain "chinese" man still post here?

The Canadian?

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hi /cum/!!

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Hopefully he's been driven off with posts like these They say the Chinese Communist Party even has political commissars abroad policing the thoughtcrimes of their expat population, so buyspray should work reasonably well even if they've left their homeland.

Alcohol makes me depressed and moreso I don’t like the kind of high it produces.

I wish weed wasn’t such a big deal here so I could just smoke and play civ in peace.

These guys should just kiss already LOL

DUT DUT DUT DUT

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Imagine being so poor you settle for an Android phone

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Two meat pies just gone in the oven lads.

yes

im anonymous

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This woman is still sorting out the fridge. Holy shit. Haha

Fuck off tramone

Weed's nice from time to time.

Just to let you all know that you're all wonderful human beings; while not perfect, and certainly having many flaws, us and your family would have you no other way.
Those moments when you feel down and depressed just remember that there is no one in this beautiful world who's better at being yourselves, than yourselves.
You all deserve people who love you and bettering yourselves is a good way to show everybody just a glimpse of how incredible and unique you all are.
There are millions of people, girls and boys, adults and kids,friends and soulmates ready to meet you and share this beautiful life with you. The world is out there, go out and make the most of it.

is this the fastest general on Jow Forums

It's really not a general rule. Yellow skin tone is also often associated with otherworldliness. Nefertari is depicted as a dark brown woman in life. But in the afterlife she is depicted as a light yellow. An examination of her tomb:
getty.edu/conservation/publications_resources/pdf_publications/pdf/house_eternity4.pdf

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Weed is a panacea for all of life’s woes. Nothing better in life than finishing a long work week. Going to the gym, then coming home and lighting up a fatty before playing some vidya.

Codeine and vidya+film combo is pretty amazing too though.

It's midday in Australia. Say something nice about them.

spank her

cringe

yeah

Nope, that's /brit/.

no

this desu

Not even close
On Jow Forums the fastest general is /brit/ (it's nauseating)

You find me sitting by myself

>/brit/ bad

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Her eyes aren't white. It suggests something I think.

Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

I'm in the litty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the shitty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the witty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the titty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the bitty ga-bitty, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

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I close the door and leave

i know it's dangerous to date a jew but i want khazar milkies

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hope I don't get caught

Dangerous?

... o-ok ( ._.)

What are the public schools in America? The schools that are funded by the government?

Yes

They look good user, now imagine squeezing them and motor boating them, maybe even using them as pillows.

Yes

according to an earlier thread people say they'll divorce you and take you for everything you're worth for their brother's sake

*jumps out into the middle of the road*

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tfw no asian gf twitch.tv/velvet_7

The Chad deer literally scoffs at the notion of the automobile

Too bad she isn't nerdy.

who was fdr?

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We've drifted so far into the weeds from the original point of contention that I don't really have anything else to say :^)

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*stops*

youtube.com/watch?v=T2gdbQpESNY
Eyes lit, I want short breaths.
I found dark eyelids, covered in the snowfall.
Nice breasts, like the summer into rough hands.

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if a deer with that rack jumped in front of my car i wouldn't even be mad

*BEEP BEEEEEEEP*

I have no idea what your original discussion was about, it wasn't with me. But if you were arguing that Ancient Egyptians were white, most Egyptologists would lol.

*bop*

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No. This nigga fucked this white's man wife.

I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

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is he alright?

>tfw you release some absolutely noxious farts

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Why? Too much niggers?

Start lifting

LIFTING
DOESN'T
SOLVE
ALL
YOUR
PROBLEMS

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The jews won
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672

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that'd be the moose
you wouldn't know much about wildlife of such stature though

Wrong

solved all mine desu

Reminder that in over half the states it's illegal for government workers of any kind (including people like teachers) to boycott israel

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what did they mean by this?

>someone makes a post about muh black egyptian queens
>i respond with something about how the ancient egyptians were redheads, later qualified down to some of their upper class during some of their history
>later devolves into an autistic screeching match about haplogroups, with the other guy contending that although King Tut had R1b DNA, that meant he was black because there are R1b people in the Lake Chad region
Whatever, it's one way to spend a Friday night LOL

what is this image

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Friendly reminder:

In terms of etymology, Israel means "He Who Fights God"

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