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neighbor

love drugs. drugs have given me wisdom and 100 lifetimes worth of ultimate pleasure. never going to stop taking drugs, hope i die from an opioid overdose before i turn 30.
while you gay boys are dying painful deaths from cancer in your 80s, i'll die on the nod feeling absolutely comfy in the prime of my life.

People who annoy you.

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anyone ever notice how abstaining from the old fapping makes the genitalia feel "heavier" as such? makes the nofap rougher imo

>neighbor
FOY

nagger

drugs gave me psychosis

This is incredibly queer

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>Many black pupils in England are having their education dumbed down after being wrongly identified as having one of a range special needs, a study says.

>The Oxford University team could not explain the "substantial over-representation" of this group

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It floods all the compartments like the titanic

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that's because youre doing the wrong drugs
opioids and benzos are where it's at my g. downers are the patrician choice, uppers leave you with psychosis and comedowns.

because you’re a “little boy”

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>hope i die from an opioid overdose before i turn 30.
weak useless bastard. I hope that until my death i will make three children at least.
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Love asian women. Just want to cum in all of them. The fever

learning disability is so diverse and it's beautiful

feeling a bit maudlin

The Oxford University team wouldn't dare explain*

me? i have a penis and eye lid disability

The fuck???
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t. Forrest Whitaker

>implying im capable of raising kids
i just want to take opioids and feel comfy
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maudlin of the map?
based heroincore

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posted in the last thread like a proper mong

thailad’s such an epic hackerman

I think if there's two hashes anywhere in a key it just turns to secure.

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like scotish their accent sounds like slavic accent.

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is micky flanagan funny

Did you adopt a trip Thailad or are you new?

don't do drugs kids

love coca cola, i do

hes one of my go-to comedians for something to watch whilst in the bath

neither, I'm just trying to find a new OG trip for no real reason.

I want to smell her bumhole.

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also fetus soup

wtf I think they changed the trip algorithm

the worst thing about opiates is that you cant wank. you can get hard but your dick feels really numb. i remember being high as fuck once and i wanked for like 12 hours straight desperately trying to cum. every time i'd get even slightly close to cumming i'd nod off and my dick would go soft and id have to start all over again. would not recommend, it's very very hard work.

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what is even the difference between a regular tripcode and a secure one
more expensive hashing algorithm = longer to crack?

...

where did your website go

secure ones are extremely difficult to crack, not even worth trying.

No. Fucking terrible, bland unimaginative shit for dull normies.

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Why didn't all of the nonces of the world convert to Islam and join ISIS? Virginal 15yo pussy on tap in an instant

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screeching

>Home Secretary Sajid Javid said earlier she could face charges if she returned.
based paki

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the heart just flying away always gets me

if you dislike micky flan you hate white britain, simple as

>could
She most certainly should. ISIS are a proscribed group it's a criminal offence to be a member, which she has admitted being.

Heh, in earlier times brits were complaining that opiates can't stop pain of part of grenades getting their chest.

reckon harry winks is gay

Pakis think this is a white man

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rude, uncalled for and absolutely uncouth
i demand a written apology

Bring her back into the country and hang her.

>Pakis think this is a white man

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willy's poking about of me jocks

as ugly as he is unfunny. british comedians at the moment are mostly awful.

anyways

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*plop*

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yank asking about comedy
the best stand up in the UK is Kevin Bridges

me mum’s an on call nurse in this mountain village.
they fucking beep her on the radio and she’s gotta go help some dying person at the clinic.
feel like im in the shining.

gf just emailed me this

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The reason is you're pathetic parody to your grandads?

celtic hands wrote this post

willy and poo

>Kevin Bridges
Ah yes, another dreadful observational """""comedian"""""

Straight outta Dublin, mad scone named dermot
From the town called Ballyfermot
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off your hole, that's how I'm goin out
For the bleeding eejits that's showin out
Anglos start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Like an apple pie, they'll just crumble
Goin off on an eejit like that
with a .22 that's pointed at your bum
So give it up smooth
Isn't no tellin when I'm down for a bit of fun
Here's a murder rap to keep you tingling
with a crime record like the Queen of England
AK-47 is the tool
Don't make me act the bleeding fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin anglos out tha box, daily
Here, weekly, monthly and yearly
until them stupid muppets see clearly
that I'm down with the capital D B N
Boy you can't fuck with the real men
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Because Dermot is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm wondering
but when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Dublin

for me? it's james acaster, sean lock, and rob brydon

congratulation

Billy Connolly is the funniest man in the world.

good content

bristol user
him ricky jimmy are the best

Emma wants my cock inside her.

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kevin bridges ricky gervais jimmy carr
who else

wish it were socially and biologically acceptable to fuck our own moms

would make getting laid SO much easier

just woke up
might get a maccers

Women are so horrid it’s unbelievable
Like THIS is it? THESE are the mates God created for us?

god doesn't exist bro
nor do women

mental how janny is a dickless coward that deletes threads that disagree with him (i.e. advise people not to transition or mutilate their bodies, corpulent bodies in janny's case)

you sound like one of those gaymin

are stew

>god doesn't exist bro
>nor do women

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Someone talk to me I'm so fucking bored

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whats your fav thing from hungry jacks

what anime do you watch?

I haven't been there in years but the Angry Angus was fucking lit

hey there
how has life been like lately?

>bristol
Since birth Bobby was good boy
He was having hobby
He liked money very much
All children like children that live without troubles
But Bob getting diet don't eat and don't drink
Increasing his piggy bank
Money, Money it's so funny
Just forget the rest and sleep
Money, money it's so funny
Just forget the rest and sleep
Here penny or sheiling or even a pound
Became Bobby cheater
Cheater and rogue
But got bunch of gold
But point is what he wasn't the one
Who loved that money much more in the world
He forgot that
Money, Money it's so funny
Just forget the rest and sleep
Money, money it's so funny
Just forget the rest and sleep
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nary a word

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comfy banger

come catch me babe
im fallin

take her for a test drive
and you'll agree

fucking cunt australian
I'll bash his head in next time I see him

yeah >:(

niggers lads

niggers