US Invasion

>You wake up tomorrow morning to find out the US has invaded your country overnight and US flags reign on every street and building across the world

What do you do?

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Take my gun and join the militia to overthrow tyrannical government

Be a fuckboy for American female soldiers

wait for the US to collapse under sanctions from the entire world

Go back to sleep.

We've already been invaded by the US, so I go back to sleep.

Impossible lmao

lol

>reserve KATUSA soldier
What should I do?

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Join my comrades and invade US
Now we're the US and you're Russia, checkmate

russian 4d chess

pledge allegance to the flag of the united states of america

I don't care.
US soldiers are everywhere in Japan already.
and They helped us when big earthquake hit japan. Thank you USA. I love you!.

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We's invade you and deport you to SA so no

Start shaving my ass and, for once, take advantage of my unusually pink asshole in order to obtain a nationality or refugee status

The yanks would be so offended by the liberal use of "cunt" they'd leave

bag myself a big, strong, black american boyfrend

I go out to the local bar and knock myself out because the nukes are going to start flying soon

Mass organised suicide bombings.

Business as usual.

It's not the chinks so I dont care.

join the resistance and get called a terrorist on TV

Astound the yanks with my superior accent and bang all their women.

uwu

Die from laughter as I imagine Americans trying to deal with the corruption over here

stinky dumb dixie scum

Try not to get sick

>superior accent
>cant properly pronounce 'schedule'

i'd run to the nearest mcdonalds and save as many burgers as possible before the eagles fly I mean crawl into the building assuming they managed to get through the doors without blowing them up and did not die from heart attack while doing it btw how did they managed to get here in the first place planes can't carry that much weight not without collapsing into a black hole in midair causing the black hole to collide with earth's core creating beautiful yin and yang

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>A fucking hospital

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medpack

the meme is > a fucking medpack

This. But probably i will end up being straponed by some ugly goblino negro.

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join local resistance, use my knowledge as a chemical engineer and electrician to make bombs to blow up american pigs.

Be quiet wannabe Italy

Go back to bad, certainly nothing has changed.

At first I was going to say "I go inna woods and go full insurgency", but for all the shit Americans get 24/7, I bet an authoritarian American occupation would probably be better at managing and addressing the needs of the local population than our local political class

join the resistance and get called a guerrillero on TV

at least get your memes right you stupid mutt

italy copied our flag btw :^)

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Lmao

>implying I'm d*cksuckie

I out live the Americans by eating healthy.

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I can picture the headlines
US INVADES RUSSIA, RUSSIA INVADES US. WAR ENDS DUE TO MASS CONFUSION

The last time the Allies tried to invade Sweden we let the germans board our trains so they could invade Norway, so that the Norwegians couldn't do the same to us. This time we're actually allied to the other Swedish countries. How are they going to get here exactly? They would either need to enter the Baltic somehow without getting dabbed on in the strait, or invade through Bohuslän. Their navy wouldn't have anywhere to hid in Skagerrak. Invading Sweden from the west is fucking retarded and would never work without using nukes first.

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Celebrate the happiest day oh my life and the most important day in my country's history.

Consider it an improvement over the Chinese

go innawoods and get drone'd I guess

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Americans already think the Dutch flag is the American flag.

>invade serbia
>our shitty roads annihilate your mechanization
>gotta proceed on foot
>put landmines on perimeter so you can go to sleep
>gypsies steal all your landmines to sell
>guns too, sell me as scrap metal
>gotta proceed on foot and unarmed now
>run out of food and shelter
>gotta take a local job in serbia
>construction work 10 hours a day for 250 euros a month
>develop back pain, ruin your knees before you are 30
>wonder why the fuck you invaded this forsaken hell
>start heavy smoking and heavy drinking to cope
>die at 40 from overwork with tons of undiagnosed diseases because brain drain exported all the competent doctors years ago

"Good morning"

Basically just wait for the soft cocks to die

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I would meet them face on!
FOR NORWAY AND FOR ETERNAL GLORY!!!

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

>>put landmines on perimeter so you can go to sleep
doesn't serbia already have landmines pre-installed from the 90s? :^)

n-no
landmines are illegal now
we are war law abiding country
serbia never put any landmines anywhere

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>mfw I have to hear about soldiers talking how they are 45% Swiss since their great great great grandma's twice removed cousin emmigrated from here
>mfw they start asking around why we aren't speaking german
>mfw they don't even know about based Rumantsch despite the fact that they totally have swiss ancestors and kept the old swiss traditions alive in the new world
I think I'd just go to the US and pretend I have American ancestry and act like a total dickhead

its still winter here so im pretty safe

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>invading a tax haven
Yeah, you're probably safe.