You're suddenly obligated to live in Italy. Where would you reside and why?

Tirol because I speak Italian

Which region has the hottest women and men?

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mamma mia, jackpot

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yeah too bad albania is at 60km and they will come with dinghies

Would relocate near the Dolomiti, my childhood dream :(

Sienna

Tuscany or Tirol
Noice!!

nope, gargano

In Istra, so I could throw as many Shitalians as I can into the Foibe.

nice place, enjoy your agricoltural mafia

with what

Slovenians on here are all in desperate need of meds
Liguria has both coast, forests and mountains in very close proximity. They're not poorfags as well.

Why do you post maps with Slovenian and Croatian territory as Italy then, you are the one in need of medication.

>Liguria has both coast, forests and mountains in very close proximity.
the sea of liguria sucks compared to calabria or gargano. Now, Sardinia would be the right answer

parmeggiano

A dinghy boat

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>implying i won't join it

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Parma then

man, I wish i still remembered Italian

im sure the coastguard will just sink them

it's just banter, mate

Rome. As an American the locals would crown me emperor.

thats a small pool

Big enough to melt corpses

Bologna with my based compagni and BFC ultrà

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>he thinks BO has the manly kind of commies

malta probably

or for apulian swimmers to train for the olympics

Mediolanum

>tfw no Corsica

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sicily because it's the only part with any culture

t. butthurt terrone

a small village near the Alps

If according to this map, Malta because I speak arabic. If with current Italian territory, Sardinia because they are the purest Europeans.

I can't believe you marked Bocche di Cattaro as your territory, 200 years of oppression and you fuckers keep adding us in maps as the territory of Italy.Fuck off.

>Cattaro
I've never noticed this
probably there then, away from Italians

This
Fuck off Pierluigi

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Lugano

In Zara (men), but no homo.

but i already live in italy

t. nizza

in Milano because I'm not a freaking terroni
also that map is missing Corsica, Savoia and Niza

Come home, Italic slav

Palermo

Genova seems comfy enough. I hope I picked good

como, just to feel rich

I wish Corsica, but Corsica is different in color. People there speak French, not Italian?

A tunisian neighborhood

so basically Malta?

Pigneto obviously

Probably half of Milano are terroni lmao

Sarnegna island, there's a well there

Just go to my relatives in Venice or Rome

No but someplace where I get to debut as a based outlaw

I choose Ravenna, seems like a nice name.
Is it a nice place?

It was.

South Tyrol

Turin is my pick

eww.... horrible weather, full of commies, decadent shithole, poorest city of northern italy, sneaky people falsi cortesi....

South Tyrol

Spent half my life in Italy and honestly I would probably go for Bari.Cozy,nice,coastal, genuine people can't really ask for more.

Fuck off retard

go inhale your smog aerosol in the most polluted city of europe, then break throw red paint to some window of shops

You don't need that, believe me.

Lol

Now fuck off

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ive lived in that shithole for some year, i fell for the politecnico meme. Pure Hell.

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quanti mesi hanno aspettato per far diradare lo smog per fare quella foto? Nonostante tutto il sole è ancora pallido, che tristezza

Probably Bozen or anywhere in Südtirol. I like mountains and I don't want to learn Italian.

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based as fuck

based and baripilled

youtu.be/080uT1aZwEA

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how pathetic, running in the smog, yeah run more it's good for your health

HELP
GET ME OUT

Used to be the capital for a long time after rome went to shit.

Veneto, because muh ancestors.

the one where the bf1 map plays forgot name

Northern Italy in a little town at the Alps

Dogliani coz it's comfy as fuck and the wine in Piedmont is excellent

My ancestral homeland of pordenone

>You're suddenly obligated to live in Italy. Where would you reside and why?
Whichever place has the closest climate to North Bulgaria.
>+39 in the summer
>-25 in the winter
>4 seasons
>forests, hills and mountains

Ok. So that's the place i choose.

I would live near San Marino for the novelty so Rimini

No sorry I read 24 not -24.

>No sorry I read 24 not -24.
Ok...so not S*rdinia.

Anywhere except p*Lentonia

Based

Bologna

Let’s be brutally honest here, 90%+ of Amerimutts will IRL choose Sicily by default because of Hollywood mob movies doesn’t even matter if it’s actually a shithole they’ll rationalize it as “rustic charm” or whatever

youtu.be/p7KDJy9jO1Q

up north because I don't like it too hot, close to both sea and mountains. so somewhere around Genoa or something.