>unemployment rate is so damn high
>99,9% of the population is made of brainless NPCs
>4th european country with the most functional illiterates
>30 years late in everything compared to other euro countries
>illegal immigrants get way more welfare money than disabled people with incapacitating condiions
>if you act in self defense against an aggressor or a trespasser you can get fucking sued by him
>gets cucked by every country in existence
But we make decent pizzas tho
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eternal terrone
at least you have sunshine
also new york and chicago make better pizza. your pizza is just cucked
at least you have sunshine
>living in italy is so hard in my first world country with greatest history and culture and top 10 gdp
You forgot the Mafia which controls the Italian economy.
At least you aren't living in Fr*Nce
We make better pizza now
>decent pizza
Put some margarita pizza next to a pan crust from Pizza Hut and 99 out of a hundred people will take the Pizza Hut pizza.
where did you find this retarded chart? it literally lists mississippi
>top 10 gdp
wtf brazil and india are good places now
it's not hard to make better pizza than italians
Move to literally anywhere and open a pizza place/trattoria/whatever and BTFO anyone in a 2km area who thinks they can cook Italian food.
>you have the greatest history and culture so you can't complain about your country's current economic and cultural status
Yeah, totally makes sense
you don't have european level incomes
What's your guys' unemployment %, user?
shit sucks yo but pizza is good
>implying every italian is a good cook
any retard can learn to make authentic italian food
Imagine literally the same, but no one gets welfare, climate is fucking lethal and every single shit annually becomes more expensive
All I have to say is that Rome is one of the most disappointing cities I have ever visited. Outside the historical part, the rest of the city is basically São Paulo, with less crime, more trash in the streets and same amount of blacks and ugly buildings.
But you'd think some Italian dude who's ingested that type of food more than we have would know when the food is cooked right or not.
maybe but that doesn't automatically make him a great italian chef. cooks at authentic italian restaurants anywhere already know what they're doing
>beatiful woman
>beatiful language
>beatiful history
>wonderful food
>4 WC
Your country is fucking awesome, user.
>4 WC
2 WC in the 1930s using Argentina and Brazil players
You just described every western country user
As an Italian who's half american and has been in the US I can say that this is bullshit. You guys open "italian restaurants" and most of the times you serve medium quality dishes that are sometimes totally incoherent with each other. Like, you would put Lasagne alla Bolognese in the same menu with americanized spaghetti with meatballs or other shit in them. Not disgusting, but still not as good as true italian food. Obviously, I can't demand top tier quality italian food in foreign countries but still, the fact that americans feel like the Chads of the world in every fucking aspect irritates me so much.
Also, Pizza Hut is wack
I'd say it's a bonus and you yourself said that Italian food is pretty easy to cook. Some "authentic" restaurants here like to bend the rules and add stuff to cater to the local tastes. That wouldn't fly with an Italian sperg chef. I'd also feel better if the owner/chef's name was Luigi and not Ionuț/Cleetus.
There was some Italian chef who moved to Warsaw and opened a pizza bar
Now he owns multiple restaurants and drives a Ferrari
no one that wants decent pizza eats pizza hut
spaghetti and meatballs needs to be in the restaurant because 10 yr olds like it
we have better restaurants than you by italians who emigrate here or open them here (like Sorbillo in NYC), you should look at the restaurant website to make sure it's founded and run by an italian immigrant.
i said authentic as in actually authentic
Love how a semi-political thread turned into a pizza thread btw
Cleetus is a traditional italian name don't you know
this, new york pizza is 100 times better than italian pizza anyway
I'm unironically thinking of moving to Romania and opening a restaurant with this romanian guy who works at the same catering firm as me
He's from Timisoara and I looked it up, seems like a nice place
just your typical italians eating REAL italian food
Waaah life in Italy is so hard there's nothing to do here but drink wine stare out at the sea and have sex with beautiful women
I would have never expected an American to quote Maccio Capatonda. Kudos to you
>stare out at the sea while drinking wine and fucking beautiful women
Yeah, except the fact that there is no fucking sea where I live
Timișoara was the capital long ago and is indeed a nice place and has been on the rise recently. It's been selected as the European cultural capital for 2021 so there's bound to be an increase in tourists. They also take no shit and start revolutions.
Cleetus' Down South Home Style Italian Restaurant
whom
>climate is fucking lethal and every single shit annually becomes more expensive
Do you mean the winters? And as for things becoming more expensive, is that due to sanctions from the zionist states of america?
That's run of the mil for PIGS nowadays.
The only correct thing to do is to become a brainless NPC yourself and live a life of hedonism.
This is why greece's economy is shit
How can I do so? Once you take the red pill there's no coming back
based maccio
In the South maybe
don't forget
>one of the highest tax rate of europe
>at the same time the services we have are mediocre at best and nowhere near the level of scandinavia
>i learn about other countries by memes
>people in other countries don't need to work or a stable economy
At least you're not Russian
Were you always this self-aware?
Because you could simply go back to your old ways. It is surprisingly easy to do, and once you do it, the NPC hivemind will make you forget about a lot of things.
Your other theoretical option is to abandon the sinking ship, but the reality is what you are going through is a lot more common in Europe than you think.
You are not wrong.
Self hating threads on int are fuggen obnoxious
I hate the USA
Not good
>it is high but if you go to a professional school and do a 6 months course in something like bartendering you can find a job in no time wirhout even the high school degree. Saw that happen
>of course, everyone is an NPC except you
>what are you doing in order to spread culture sensitivity?
>that's an exaggeration, besides do you actively contribute to bring us forward as a society?
>we don't have decent welfare because people think it's a communist thing, must be immigrants' fault
>this is changing, and started changing even before the current government
>the word "cuck" ruined your possibilities of thinking straight. Every country both "cucks" others and "gets cucked" by them on a daily basis on a topic or another
Living in Italy really fucking sucks if you'ra a useless, unsufferable moron whiner who blames the country of everything instead of doing something. Get your shit together, or go fuori dai coglioni.
No fear poor incel nordcuck, if you're at least 180 cm tall I'll let you move to Sicily and marry my cousin, for I pity you so much for you lack of 'o mare
He won't do that, he'll just keep browsing forum dei brutti and incessantly ask other incels to rate his recessive hairline
t. poorfag terrone
why Italians live with their parents?
you get to inherit the house when they die
personally, i'd move out.
>30 years late in everything compared to other euro countries
For Spain its about 70 years so youre lucky
Because the unemployment rate is incredibly high and it's cheaper to live with your family, especially if you're a neet
>But we make decent pizzas tho
Not anymore
just like you but much poorer
>2008
>we don't have decent welfare because people think it's a communist thing
No, we don't have it because we have a retarded regional and national administration who keep allocating money to useless things or public leeches, despite having northern europe tax rates
this. living is unaffordable. just saddening.
Nah there's nothing left to steal. Ndrangheta moved north a long time ago
>decent pizzas tho>else
just like you but much poorer
t. bourgeois nigger
It could be worse, you could be British.
look for a girl in america and go live with her.
Russia's absolutely fucked, tons of places are -40 in winter and +40 in summer
and get accused of rape
no means no, ronaldo learned that the hard way
no.
YOU control the italian economy
Lmfao american pizza
>transgenic doug
>synthetic cheese
>monsanto trans tomatoes
>powdered synthetic mozzarella
>artificial pepperoni with >2'% of actual meat
>vinegar and sugar in the doug
Una delizia
I'll do what you are doing then, user. Can't wait for the changes to happen.
>crust as thick as Ron Jeremy's cock
>90% cheese, 5% tomato, 5% ???
>sugar in the fucking dough
>tastes like plain bread and cheese
>grease like it poured from the sky
Hmmmm, tasty
You must be poor.
retard
How would you go about fixing Italy?
One day I will open up a villa / moped shop / cafe on some coastal resort city in Italy and make bank off of the boomer firstie tourists while living in a nice climate and carefree environment. which city would be the best for me to do this in?
licing in italy is fucking great except for the ratio girl/guy. fucking hell im glad i can get some but i wonder how many incels we have ploting something
At least you have normal weather
My mom used to do that in Sardinia in the 80s
Do Italians make good bfs or are the gay ones all sissies?
Used to do what? She used to open shops? How rich was she?
I’m not plotting anything
As in she opened a bar by the sea and worked in it.
Good spots are very expensive. They can run in the hundreds of thousands. You also need to speak italian. And good luck making money from retarded brits without feeding them petrol shots lol.
That is not too bad at all, isn't Portugal like 3 times worse than that?
Pizza is American food.
I'm from Piacenza, deep north, stupid amerimutt
This a cultural thing and it's due also to the high prices of houses in Italy, which are not cardboard slums like your American homes being destroyed at every hurricane. It's better living with own parents than be a drug addicted homeless as happen in the anglo-germanic countries, it's better getting sons who help their aged parents rather abandoning them in hospices as happen in the USA.
Visited Italy two years ago. Beautiful country, weather, food and women. You have nothing to complain about.