/brit/

do you shot? because i need a new link

Only got a nug, does he do jacks?

Finally found a hot, young (in her early 20s) femdom, who actually looks like she enjoys what she's doing and is turned on by it.

Booked a session with her on saturday to get my bollocks bashed in.

Nipping down local for a half before I'm dragged back into toil screaming

Whats the big deal?
Your ancestors did that kinda shit. Worse.
Probably didn’t use zap straps though.

Emmett looks like he smells bad naturally: a strong body odour mixed with pungent sweat

>Italy
>Russia
No thanks would much rather trade America and France

*gives you $50 knowing full well he charges $65*
ah and giz a bottle of coke if you're by the servo yeah

>germany and britain together
yea not when you have that kike puppet in charge, hitler originally wanted that though.

no dumb gf I will not text you first

Thinking about some simple facts, such as that I have a job and a girlfriend, am not significantly overweight, mentally disturbed or unattractive, do not compulsively lie, and merely ogle teenagers rather than fantasise about raping little girls

he's a fat unkempt mess. doubt he showers regularly.

Not at all.

On the train lads

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Sun's out and I'm in

alri, skin whitening paki

East Midlands parkway jewel of the midlands

oh you’re so mad incel
boo hoo its so hard

fuck up

didcot?

>user makes a logical deduction
>emmett retaliates with baseless ad hominems
Many such cases!

bet his clothes absolutely reek of cigarette smoke too. disgusting

the crematoria for the upcoming race war

its literally fucking schizo haha

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>be fucking retarded virgin
>say retarded shit
???

get a job you cunt

east midlands parkway most beautiful station in the world

wouldn't be surprised if he had dry semen on his lower stomach. probably in his boxers too. must reek

the irony in this post is palpable

Been miserable this entire decade

>top shagger points out amusing fact
>emmett retaliates with baseless ad hominems
Many such cases!

well you tend to smell like cigarettes when you smoke them dont you
dont use up too much brain power now, you’ll get tuckered out

Crosspost from /tv/ (I go there to shit on people defending Tarkovsky)

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He can only think about raping little girls so what can you expect

no of course I don't stink
well obviously you stink when you do that thing that I do, come on

Would love to put one up this little dabbing harlot

same

update: was heaving with people ordering food so would take ages

note: people that sit at the bar in a pub that is at all busy should be summarily executed

well im not a virgin and im not retarded (unlike yourself) so there’s not much irony there is there sweetums

imagine spending your days continually posting in a thread where you receive nothing but abuse. imagine being that deranged

What’s wrong with The Sacrifice

dumb crossposter

do you shit on them just for the fun of it or do you have something against tarkovksy and people enjoying his movies?

*examines emmett's posts*
what a fascinating creature

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i smell like cigarettes if i’ve smoked one, yeah
glad you understand how that works

finally feel like I'm getting the hang of driving now
went round 4 roundabouts in a row and went on the a40 for 20 mins without fucking up once

FOLC

prostitutes don't count as losing your virginity, mate. and come on, you dropped out of education, clearly your brain isn't too big if it was too much for you to understand. probably in the 90-95 IQ range

wow that's great

>I dont smell bad but actually i do
>im not retarded
lol

im gona hazard a guess emmett didnt graduate from high school

you're literally more deranged than he is though. you both deserve to be locked in a padded cell together

fuck off i'm not a crossposter

Can't wait lads, going to snap a selfie with Poleaboo

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>"It's only a small group of incel retard faggot virgins who hate me! 90% of the thread thinks I'm sound"
>one or two piss-takers (and Jeff the mong) defend him and everyone else keeps on telling him to fuck off
Makes me howl it does

Piss off

been on a streak of nothing but good times recently up until a couple of hours ago when i kindly pointed out a couple of things which sent two anons on a downward spiral of pathetic hair pulling

I don't think many sex offenders do

*motions you closer*
*you lean in*
watch...
*spins around suddenly revealing a bare arse*
*pushes arsehole right into your face*
THIS!!11!1
*pfffllllrrrrrrrtttttttttchlllshslshlshshsssppfffrrrrrt*

what does cum even smell like
it just smells thick to me, like how bleach looks.

Spike his drink with ketamine

fuck off nonce

how can something smell thick, you fucking thick cunt

It smells thick? Do you have a mental impairment, you spazzed shitstain?

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the more meetups Poley goes to, the higher the chance he's going to run into someone who will legitimately kick the shit out of him

i’ve shagged several women that aren’t prostitutes
and i didn’t lose my virginty to one

im not a “prozzie guy” just something i do from time to time

triggered butthurt losers

Emmett lost his virginity to a crackhead in a crack den. This is the calibre of woman he refers to when he talks about non-prostitutes

emmett tier response

Tarkovsky is the shibboleth of film

Sat in the sun

chill out virgin

its always the same mongs that get mad and there’s only a few of them out of the literal hundreds of people that post here

Don't piss me about you little fanny.

get off me newspaper im trying to read that

yeah literal hundreds
not like there's a counter in the bottom right that says 27 or anything

>look up trains from plymouth to bristol
>best they can do is 3 hours for 40~50 euros
>look up buses
>best they can do is 3 hours for 10~20 euros
?

yeah thats totally what happened lol

get the falcon mate

skitzo fuck off fuck off ahh

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>literal hundreds

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Amutt is a virgin I can tell lol no joke

don't actually know what a shibboleth is

you're schizo as well

last thread was 50+
and thats one thread at one specific time, out of peak hours
do the math you moron

>skitzo
>fat
>bald
>manlet
>uneducated
>incel; likely virgin

>catyank
>handsome
>fit
>educated
>virgin; not an incel

>it's always the same people
You have no way of knowing, so this is a wild guess
>literal hundreds
28

It is fact that nobody has defended you, in any way, all day

>he wouldn't fuck this

Doubt

just did the maths and he's right, just over 50 is literal hundreds