Hands of int

I just bought my favorite movie in blu ray

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soft :3

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pale/10 it's too wh*te.

I don’t like roaches so I don’t think that’s a problem

even their hands look angry

r8 my toe

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My hand with some fruits: guanabana and maracuyá.

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Whiter and taller than most of (You)

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thanks!
>tfw girl friends ask what cream i use for my hands
>don't use any
',:^)

I MOG THIS ENTIRE THREAD
10 INCH LENGTH ARM
8 INCH WRIST
IT'S OVER FOR YOU SUBHUMANS

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My hands are weak and unmanly and it constantly makes me feel pathetic
I'm like charlies uncle from always sunny

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I'm half-Armenian and I'm a 169cm short "male" manlet.

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>unmanly
blease bost dem.

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Please don't put my hand in a dvach thread, perverted Russians fap to hands and arms

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why do you constantly depreciate yourself?
it won't get you victim points, and it won't change your appearance either.
You have no influence on the body you're born with, you only have influence on what you do with it

>image familiar

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Wise and based post.

You'll never understand.

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It's a coping method

Here's a treat for ya, the result of having 10 cm carving knife cutting into my hand. Fucked up tendons, deep tissue damage and quite a lot of blood loss.

Pic related, even took off the bandage for you all. It's been 17 days, healing nicely.
Moral of the story, don't carve wood while walking in the woods. Do it while sitting.

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I'm 6'1" and attractive, so no I won't, but he's still right. I just got lucky.

Holy shit. Glad that's on the mend, nigga. Any permanent damage?

Least of ur problems. Ur hand and wrist is tiny you FUCKING SUBHUMAN ANIMAL

We will see once healed fully but I did get quite a lot of tendon damage so the specialist said I could expect some stiff fingers, perhaps 20-25% loss in mobility.
I'm ok with that, only my left hand after all.

will you able to use that hand fully, user? that looks fucked up.

>I'm ok with that, only my left hand after all.
I hope it doesn't affect your ability to shitpost. In fact, how hard is typing for you now?

I'll lose some mobility in my fingers. Not much tough.
One handed typing is not easy but I'll make do for now. Gotta get my shitpost quota in.
One thing sucks though, I bought the new Resident Evil game just one day before this happened..

Cool party trick

>I bought the new Resident Evil game just one day before this happened..
That's dildos.

Watta fuck broder, how did you manage that shit?

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>I'm 6'1" and attractive,
I'm a 169cm short "male" half-Armenian, half-Russian mutt manlet midget.

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>how did you manage that shit?
Well, by being an idiot.
I was out "hiking" with my cousins who are visiting and got bored as fug (I'm used to hiking a lot more advanced trails around here, not the boring beginners ones) so I found a nice piece of dry wood, grabbed my carbon steel carving knife I sharpened the night before.
I started carving. Fast forward 24-30 minutes or so, I stumble on a rock. Completely messes up the next few steps, start falling and somehow stab/cut my own hand.
Didn't hurt at first but I felt the blade cut into the bone, I got my balance back. Looked down at my hand aaand fug me. Just spraying blood over my shirt. Little cousins walking ahead of me didn't notice yet so squatted, opened my backpack, grabbed my reserve shirt and wrapped it around my hand. Didn't do much, bled through in a few seconds. Grabbed a pair of socks, tied them hard as shit around it all.
Told my cousins to stop, said I hurt my hand and that I needed to get to the tourist centre down the trail right now.
So we went down the trail again. Terrified the woman at the cabin, she called an ambulance and my parents came and got the cousins.
Doctors cleaned the wound, x-rayed it and fixed me up.

That is all. And now my right hand is cramping up kek.

ah yes, the good ol obligatory "am i white Jow Forums? please im very insecure about myself" threads

never Change Jow Forums, never change

Hope you get better user, just rest and fap with your left from now on, that's gonna take over a month to heal I'd guess.

Oh and btw, was the knife possibly made in Denmark?

>was the knife possibly made in Denmark?
Kek, it was made in Norway I'm afraid. Reason to invade?

Så klart broder.

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Headpatting best girl.

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i wanna hold your hand and pat your cat :3

aww thanks! angel?

Låt mig läka först så kör vi sen.

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Självklart, allting i sin tid.

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Guess my ethnicity

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s*Berian.

Nigerian.

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Girly, possibly gay digit ratio, hands.

>two Swedes replying to me at the same time
Wow.

eww :/

What happened to it?

I've been told by a girl that I've yaoi hands
This is a 15 inch laptop BTW

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Ethiopian

Here you go

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I'll shamelessly copy you.

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fk u

lovely kot
hand isnt very visible though

kek that was based.

That's why also posted and now this.

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fuck you

nig

thank you for this picture haha

Put him down, you asshole

i still mog EVERYONE here

underage
nice sweater/10
would handshake/10
hand of Linux nigger

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I have smol hands

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everyone post your hands and dicks in one photo

jeez what a fucking ratio is that.

ebin :D tsek em

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Very cute, sitting with your cats in front of the chimney in a Nordic winter must be a nice experience.

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>linux nigger
Ale ja z polski pochodze

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other hand

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L Ä S C I P A S C A

Hah! I know what happened there, your nail was digging into your toe so they had to cut out a bunch out of it.

What are we even doing with our lives...

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what wrote

ingrown nail surgery

My Homer Simpson undies :3

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i dont have katte anymore :(

mean
Its not easy :D

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nice try CIA niggers

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Are you the gay Belgian?