/brit/

>190 using my gimmicks on sp

Sort it out sweaty xx

not gonna happen with ol' Brenny moving to Lesta

Hopefully you never come here.

Snap

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not even for working at google?

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwv3FxBl5L8
Non-dogshit

you can't scare me with this gestapo crap
I know my rights, I want my phonecall

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yesterday i woke up sucking a nigger

Got a job lads

Theresa needs to sacrifice herself and put forward a vote on revoking article 50

Saw captain marvel
Was shit

Nope. Fuck off to China or some shit.

"Selltick" can't even pronounce the word correctly and all that club does is encourage people to think Celts = only Scotland and Ireland.

Link

>Saw captain marvel

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get a job dave

Ahoy there!

What's a Brexit?

Welcome to soul crushing drudgery

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZXzDh1Q1JsM

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youtube.com/watch?v=uAE6Il6OTcs

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Is there a bigger afterthought than the city of birmingham?

>POOLKE

in the train back from bowlingtoil with the colleagues

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Your conception.

All women should be arrested
No ifs no buts

Snap

Suck me

i'm going to have to slow down.
Drinking a bit too much.
If every single night of the week's too much!

Foreigners stuck in the last thread like fabric from my bixers under my foreskin.
Love single linker

>If a meme or gimmick came from X it's not funny
That's the kind of sentence you'd expect from a concentration camp guard

Something

talking heads are fucking shite

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>POOLKE
AGUERO

t. seething brummie

vile post

youtube.com/watch?v=HJ70lbHaYI4

dave is emmett tier in delusion and lack of a life

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If ronaldo wins CL with 3 different clubs he's undisputed goat. i want it to be because imagine being born in time to live through the goat eras of both federer and ronaldo . they literally wipe the floor with everyone and stole all the silverware

Thinking of getting into Muay Thai, but I'm a chunky bastard.
What do?

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t. failed abortion

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Wales is the most Latin part of Great Britain or Ireland.

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Whatever helps you sleep at night
Every other poster gets called Dave

AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just fuck off

Muy Thai gyms also focus on fitness training

all women need to be arrested for their own good

Sneed

drinking a belgian dubbel 7.5%

I have a job.

you're such a rebel

At a job interview lads

pet nigger just said he wants to go backpacking in guatemala

any druggie scumbags in atm?
how do i find a dealer?

t. seething brummie

did emmett get arrested?

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/you're such a rebel/

all me

Decided to just speak my mind honestly at toil lads. 40 year old colleague asked me if I was excited for the new Marvel movie, and I said "No, I think Marvel movies are shit, and there's not really any excuse for watching them if you're above the age of 12". She looked genuinely upset desu

>Only one Labour MP changed their vote from January to March: Caroline Flint

>Price of that one vote: £1.6bn

Having a repressedgonewild wank

wanna get a kebab again since im bulking but they feel so dirty

how can brexit just not happen after all this? the UK government is a farce

ask your mates who do drugs

pics

youtube.com/watch?v=S5lClNaF9TU

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737 Max is unsafe to fly in:
>Ethiopia, China, Indonesia, Malaysia, India

737 Max is safe to fly in:
>USA

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i am doing

Hope the interviewer is a Redditor who smells the Chan in you

>"user, how come you like Germany and German culture so much? I thought you were really pro-Brexit?"

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Women hold no power over me, lads

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>52 posters ITT

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youtube.com/watch?v=pTTs3WuPU0U

>POOLKE

sucking a belgian lad with a 7.5 inch willer

your real mates
/brit/posters are not your friends

it's a 1 8 7 on an undercover janny

t. failed abortion

New 22yo ish girl asked me if I like marvel films and harry potter and I laughed at her

what game is this?

quiet incels you're boring

*Dad walks into basement where I am playing videogames*
>"You know, I was just thinking, after you've come back from uni, I think you have the most developed physique of anyone in this family's history. Possibly your grandfather had something similar because he was quite strong, but I think he was more stocky than muscular and also came from a time when working out wasn't such an accessible thing. So, you know, good work."
*leaves room*

err
what?
love my dad but he is a bit autistic sometimes

it is safe to fly in though. we aren't knee jerk reactionists

i'm not mates with any druggie scumbags
the only ones i talk to are on here