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I wanna get on out of here
Find me somethin' to do
Yeah, get on outta here
Just aint nothin' to do edition

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Nah it’s at a dementia care home with small amount of residents.

at least we qualified

Those elderly can be quite messy eaters i’d prepare yourself for a few choice surprises

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Just bought a porn pass

>le london is dangerous meme

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lads

genuine mongoloid

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Name 5 Irish cities off the top of your head

>halo
>FPS action games
what is this 2008

Irelandville

>The Master Chief Collection’ Coming To Steam, Adding ‘Halo: Reach’
fuck yeah

Currently reading about United Airlines Flight 93, mad really. Although 2bh if a bunch of ragheads come on my plane trying to hijack with a fucking knife theres no way I am having it, fucking hell all it takes is to latch on to one of their throats with my teeth and thats one down and I got a knife. The rag heads will be so scared they'll probably go back to their seats and put their seatbelts back on

dublin
limerick

uhhh im out

Dublin Dunbally Finhall Falkin Lebanon

Dublin, Belfast, Connaught, Cork, Derry

dublin
cork
galway
waterford

dunno

more like gaylo: reacharound lmao

I won’t hear, nay tolerate, any snark or bad intention towards based Halo

mentioned

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oh fuck off

On name sure but on location, don't care what you say South London will always be a shithole

She wants a man from Brentford

Too right, can picture how it goes meself.
>"alla alla jihad woodya"
>*heems the prat*
>rest of the 'sheeds shit themselves in fear

Derry

niggio

bit racist

ahhhh this post reminds me of when skyrim was announced and everyone was going "haha sky RIMJOB hahahaha!!"

limerick
Waterford
Dublin
Galway
kilkenny

The carers at the home are responsible for cleaning up any mess outside the kitchen.

Surprised /brit/ of all places is where I heard this announcement but I’m very pleased

anyone remember the cuckio meme

We don't have five cities. Only 2. Dublin and Cork (barely a city). Then large towns like Limerick, Galway and Waterford.

imagine portals existed

imagine just walking into a cave and ending up in france or summat

I’m actually too autistic for tinder, just matched with another girl and don’t know how to start the conversation. Why am I confident face to face but a total Fucking autist over the Internet?

fuck halo and fuck zoomers

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>POOLKE
5-0

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>Derry
is that near Londonderry?

What are your thoughts on the counties of Worcestershire, Herefordshire, and Gloucestershire? Which do you prefer, and why?

just tellin it how it is innit

Kenmare
Dublin
Limerick
Sligo
Kilkenny

for me it's gloucestershire. been to coltswolds, very comfy

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A very good post

Herefordshire (Henffordd) is part of Wales

suffering an alcoholic breakdown

someone stop this

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love how white ireland is although I haven't been to dublin city centre in years (heard there's some wogs about now)

herefordshire because it's the only one i (think) know how to pronounce

LSD made me more racist than before

I’m 5 feet 11 and half an inch

No it's not, but all the schoolkids who came from slightly to the east of us used to bully us and call us sheep shagging cunts all the same

Halo is certainly not a zoomer game, are you off your chops?

>skyrimjob

HOOTING

literally the only white in this part of the train haha

dogshit pseudo-southern places
filled with wankers

Don't say wogs bro

*opens up a portal above your head*
*drops a fat shit*

>Worcestershire
based county
quintessential idillic rural England, like a photo of how England used to be before wogs came.

Nah bruv allow using that word

Fucking rains for 30 seconds in Sydney and the whole train system shits itself

Every single time

cokeman isnt answering

Now you're thinking with portals

How many Americans have you killed?

fuck off kike

*delivers the Hebrews from slavery*

how?

rural worcestershire is awful
it's just miles of country roads and traffic jams
and the city is shite too

woggy wog wog

a little salt on the pb&j goes a mile, not recommended for amateurs

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Billy Jean is not my lover.

neighbour is singing along to eminem
mom's spaghetti song lol

downloaded a lot of big arsed ebony girls porn earlier but lost interest shortly after

>POOLKE

Get called a southerner by northerners, get called a northerner by southerners. Can't win really, the curse of being a midlander

Not entirely true any more unfortunately, but good man all the same

You can get fucked lad, the rural bits are still comfy af. Not sure where you've been going where there are traffic jams, there aren't really enough people apart from nearer Birmingham

Norwich has more people than all in there but Dublin, Irish “cities” are barely cities.

met an american women that told me that theres she doesnt go anywhere without a bottle of hot sauce just in case

Welsh was still spoken in Herefordshire in the 1800s, Welsh language churches there until the 1860s, like Shropshire (which still has Welsh communities in Oswestry/Croesoswallt) it was Anglicised very recently in historic terms.

stocked on food
alone in the hostel room
battered all hatches
ready for the storm lads

Who is then

literally me

been reading the witcher books recently

the first few were quite shite but they become solid after the blood of elves

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Any painting man in

matched with a girl on the 'der that looks similar to her, didnt message her though

Job interview went well lads
I have experience in this type of work so I'm thinking I'll get the job

never met a real british women sorry no counter-anecdote

whats wrong with his eyes

I'm sorry, the what?

>I don't rate Malvern
fuck off you paki

he has the rinnegan

meeting my first ever black female yank tomrrow, wish me luck lads

what

They're a little bit Welsh admittedly, but if you ask any of them they'll claim to be English and say that they hate the Welsh

You from there too lad?

Only part of England I really like is the southwest. Like northwest England it retained a Brittonic identity for longer than most of England but unlike the northwest it's not full of pakis and aggressive Irish.

In Welsh we call Someset "Gwlad yr Haf" (land of summer) and I think that's beautiful.