/cum/ + /CHI/

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where the HECK is my lube
i can't wait long..

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trannies need to stop whining about everything and just shut the fuck up

How's it going bros! can i get you anything? how about a brew? maybe some pop? haha if you need anything just let me know

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ok lets have a conversation

can we all agree that josh is much better than kavinsky?

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need a bf (female)

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>handsome
>american

Ok, can you brew me an ale?

>need to stop whining about everything and just shut the fuck up

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only gays need lube. FAG

wrong

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what the fuck is all that garbage they put on the takis? anything other than cream, hot sauce and lemon is shitbrained degenrate

did you know there's a city called moose factory in canada

Haha I didn't pick up any ale, I'll run out and get you some. Be right back bros!

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if you can't get a girl wet, then she's not really attracted to you and just settling because she's not hot enough to get chad.

truth

i'm going to bone my fleshlight...

how are you supposed to hotdog a butt without lube?

yes, that's where mooses come from

degenerate
INSANELY degenerate and gross, poop dick is nasty and smelling her shit is a total gross out

its gud
want to try the hot cheetos version

degeneracy is what got us to the moon and gave us buzz lightyear...

>doesn't know what hotdogging is

interesting leap of logic there
all i know is throwing a hotdog down a hallway, which you would not need lube for.

Master chief collection coming to PC buds

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>hot dog
>buns
think about it

ok...
lets go back to tranny posting

u guys think i can get this body with the hormones?

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still degenerate and poopy

yeah but it's like 1.5 decades too late

gf likes what she calls white people food (meatloaf, lasagna, pie, casserole) but I had to learn how to cook it because I’m from a Russian family and never ate any of it growing up

also pinterest enhanced looks p cool but it doesnt work reee

no idea, need current images

oh wow yes sweetie, you can totally do it! and if you fail, it's no big deal, really what's the worst that can happen??? your best pals here at /cum/ will still love you no matter what!!

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eyyy gringos, u think i can be a cute tranny one day??

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What about CHI is so special you feel a need to include them?

awww thanks sweety

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ate chicken fried steak with biscuit and gravy

when i was in middle school a girl said that she was envious of my waist

mother is yelling again

Going to buy a laptop soon

>lets go back to tranny posting again

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one big country

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Why not guanya and Suriname?

long as USA takes over the chokepoint and puts in minefields and moats to keep them down there.

hate the sun
bring back the clouds

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Got a job as a package handler at fedex

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Woah this is incredibly redpilled

stretch a lot, treat you back well, use your core, abs, and thighs as much as possible

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I worked at ups and Amazon so I'm used to how it works

Really like this song
youtube.com/watch?v=pkHlze-Pg3g

glad you're not working for slave driver bezos anymore. fuck that guy

I'm a Marxist

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Brown pussy!!!

Light brown pussy

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literal objectification

White pussy

cops are heartless
youtu.be/uo3Hzg0dKc4

cops are pigs

gf is light brown but has slightly squinted eyes

:)

why is steven crowder so boring

who tf are you

also why are mexican state flags excluding jalisco so fkn ugly

remember big john and the westside girls?

youre rude, gtfo
>>/lgbt/

>shekiro has no customization
gay

im sorry

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Feel depressed, but pretty sure dad is making bbq pork chops for dinner. There is always a silver lining.

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You're all trash!
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its ok

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wish i knew how houses are build desu

that's no secret for anyone idk wtf u talkin bout

i'm curious about 15th century boat construction myself

how many gfs do i need to be based

my lube isn't getting here before i get drunk

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Damn! look at that comradery! Love it, keep up the good work my excellent friends

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but like the complete process, all of the structure and stuff, the materials

Not a single one, bro! You're already based in your own righteous way, bro!

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have you heard the saying "una de cal por todas las de arena?"
those are 2 of the ingredients of the mix
i think gravel is another one
and water?
you put them into the mortar and mix them all
then thats what you put between the blocks to make them stick together
and thats how you build a house

become a fucking albañil

t.albañil

im more interested in the architure side of things

i have some family members and friends that are albañiles :)

then study architecture

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i will

what's an architect actually do?

there's no shame in tha desu
My dad has friends who are albañiles and they're based. They drink a lot but funny people

I just finished my workout. I'm tired but I don't feel accomplished, like some of my other workouts

depends

this seems to be the main issue with albañiles
they can earn a lot of money
but they drink or sniff it all
no discipline to save money

how so?

skip the rope

>then study architecture
t. George Costanza and Hitler