Attempt to banter a Norwegian

>attempt to banter a Norwegian
>remember that Norway has no flaws that I can make fun of

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Cucked prisons and that's It.

Aren't cucked prisons a good thing though?

>trip over shoelaces in Norway
>land in Sweden
Seriously, how can such a narrow country even take itself seriously?

>be norweigan
>buy 30 euro six pack

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remind them they've been under foreign rule for most of their existence, or they're a banana republic. that usually gets them angery

Tbh being oilniggers doesn't mean anything. Why care if you're an oilnigger? You're rich

for all that oil, their living standards aren't much higher than in sweden or denmark.

name ONE norwegian

cope

I feel the same way when I try to banter Brazil.

>norwegian already rageposting
oh wow that was easier than i thought

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Henrik Ibsen, but since you are American you probably will think that no one know him

ive seen some norskanon complain about alcohol laws in norway on Jow Forums before, but that's about it
god i wish i was born in norway

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what the fuck?

Ivar the Boneless

Edvard grieg

Knut hamsun you pleb

Roald Amundsen

You are correct

Is his fucking name Old Norse for Nut? Who the fuck names their child Nut?

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K is not silent in Knut

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My bad, it was hnot. Seems like I was hnot correct

Varg

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W-what.. Norway senpai? You didn't like my pun?

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>dumbass cant allow itself to be corrected without making another dumbass statement in return

that wasnt even an actual pun

Jo Nesbo.

that's not even a negative though, look at how Croatia cucks Bosnia out of a coastline.

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Imagine being this bitter.
Hnot is Old Norse for nut. I was using it in place for the word not. It's a fucking pun you ignoramus. I was wrong but I was trying to be lighthearted about it

tell them the fucking truth, which is they are a danish colony like this guy saidthey have no history of their own, quite sad

and that their language isnt actually a language its a dialect of danish which can be understood by swedes and danes

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my grandma
harald hardrade
that guy who went on a crusade
varg

America is a latino colony with no history

>complains about language
>does not have its own language
yikes

Their recidivism rate is very low, so the prisons are working. Unless you're a savage and think the point is punishment.

Unironically the only one I can name is Varg

It was mediocre

Breivik

Im of Anglo ancestry and I speak english

Fair enough

They steal children

>im white
okay then, if you say so

Louis Cachet

Anders Brevik

>he doesnt even negate the fact norwegian is a dialect.

im proud of you , son

There government is like Chinese communist party of the west. Their government interferes a lot into citizens' personal lives and snatch away kids too

I feel no need for defending my language on a siberian dart forum. How come the US has no language?

Harald baldr

checked. also golden skirts, lol.

Kygo

They have an ugly language, savage history, depend on oil like Saudis as well as being eurotrash. Seems like more than enough leverage for ridicule, desu.

Because we're a nation for all people

And a nation with no clear identity?

Vidkun Quisling

Why don't you stop posting user. You're making us all yikes and cringe

Yikes and cringe

I'm cringing and yiiiiiikesing so hard at this post currently

You are the last person in this dump of a planet to complain about what Norway does, go fucking poo in the loo

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Lol they have shitloads, they're court jesters with retarded clown hats and weird-ass saami genes.
Not to metion the fact that they're just another Scandinavian gay utopia.
They're also pussies irl but very lovable ones, I'll give them that.

big russia you are so mean and strong
how can i be less of a pussy irl and a big stronk like you?

It’s so fucking expensive to live there, which is true.

Be glad Pedro, your country is cheaper to survive in

We do learn about A Doll’s House in our classes. It’s the only Ibsen work I’ve had to read though

Kind of cheeky to take the piss out of someones culture when your own culture is literally something that would have been there without you (mountains and oil).

though i suppose the smugness is something that you made yourself

Founding fathers couldn’t decide for some reason.

Peer Gynt bro

Norway is the Brazil of Europe
worthless niggers who have nothing to sell except for ressources

Simple
Its cold as fuck and you dont see the sun for a long time which is fucking grim

>you dont see the sun for a long time
Polar nights are great and beautiful

Grieg

based

germany simply exists to serve israel

Harald Hardraada

their largest invention is a fucking cheese slicer, lad

Ivar Aasen

It's small and irrelevant. All scandi countries have massively overinflated egos for what they are actually worth. If not for the burgers they would probably be a happily impoverished part of the USSR now.

South American prisons are run by the prisoners that’s beyond cucked

Singerin of Abba

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer

Without oil norgays would be just poor fjord niggers