>attempt to banter a Norwegian
>remember that Norway has no flaws that I can make fun of
Attempt to banter a Norwegian
Cucked prisons and that's It.
Aren't cucked prisons a good thing though?
>trip over shoelaces in Norway
>land in Sweden
Seriously, how can such a narrow country even take itself seriously?
>be norweigan
>buy 30 euro six pack
remind them they've been under foreign rule for most of their existence, or they're a banana republic. that usually gets them angery
Tbh being oilniggers doesn't mean anything. Why care if you're an oilnigger? You're rich
for all that oil, their living standards aren't much higher than in sweden or denmark.
name ONE norwegian
cope
I feel the same way when I try to banter Brazil.
>norwegian already rageposting
oh wow that was easier than i thought
Henrik Ibsen, but since you are American you probably will think that no one know him
ive seen some norskanon complain about alcohol laws in norway on Jow Forums before, but that's about it
god i wish i was born in norway
what the fuck?
Ivar the Boneless
Edvard grieg
Knut hamsun you pleb
Roald Amundsen
You are correct
Is his fucking name Old Norse for Nut? Who the fuck names their child Nut?
K is not silent in Knut
My bad, it was hnot. Seems like I was hnot correct
Varg
W-what.. Norway senpai? You didn't like my pun?
>dumbass cant allow itself to be corrected without making another dumbass statement in return
that wasnt even an actual pun
Jo Nesbo.
that's not even a negative though, look at how Croatia cucks Bosnia out of a coastline.
Imagine being this bitter.
Hnot is Old Norse for nut. I was using it in place for the word not. It's a fucking pun you ignoramus. I was wrong but I was trying to be lighthearted about it
tell them the fucking truth, which is they are a danish colony like this guy saidthey have no history of their own, quite sad
and that their language isnt actually a language its a dialect of danish which can be understood by swedes and danes
my grandma
harald hardrade
that guy who went on a crusade
varg
America is a latino colony with no history
>complains about language
>does not have its own language
yikes
Their recidivism rate is very low, so the prisons are working. Unless you're a savage and think the point is punishment.
Unironically the only one I can name is Varg
It was mediocre
Breivik
Im of Anglo ancestry and I speak english
Fair enough
They steal children
>im white
okay then, if you say so
Louis Cachet
Anders Brevik
>he doesnt even negate the fact norwegian is a dialect.
im proud of you , son
There government is like Chinese communist party of the west. Their government interferes a lot into citizens' personal lives and snatch away kids too
I feel no need for defending my language on a siberian dart forum. How come the US has no language?
Harald baldr
checked. also golden skirts, lol.
Kygo
They have an ugly language, savage history, depend on oil like Saudis as well as being eurotrash. Seems like more than enough leverage for ridicule, desu.
Because we're a nation for all people
And a nation with no clear identity?
Vidkun Quisling
Why don't you stop posting user. You're making us all yikes and cringe
Yikes and cringe
I'm cringing and yiiiiiikesing so hard at this post currently
You are the last person in this dump of a planet to complain about what Norway does, go fucking poo in the loo
Lol they have shitloads, they're court jesters with retarded clown hats and weird-ass saami genes.
Not to metion the fact that they're just another Scandinavian gay utopia.
They're also pussies irl but very lovable ones, I'll give them that.
big russia you are so mean and strong
how can i be less of a pussy irl and a big stronk like you?
It’s so fucking expensive to live there, which is true.
Be glad Pedro, your country is cheaper to survive in
We do learn about A Doll’s House in our classes. It’s the only Ibsen work I’ve had to read though
Kind of cheeky to take the piss out of someones culture when your own culture is literally something that would have been there without you (mountains and oil).
though i suppose the smugness is something that you made yourself
Founding fathers couldn’t decide for some reason.
Peer Gynt bro
Norway is the Brazil of Europe
worthless niggers who have nothing to sell except for ressources
Simple
Its cold as fuck and you dont see the sun for a long time which is fucking grim
>you dont see the sun for a long time
Polar nights are great and beautiful
Grieg
based
germany simply exists to serve israel
Harald Hardraada
their largest invention is a fucking cheese slicer, lad
Ivar Aasen
It's small and irrelevant. All scandi countries have massively overinflated egos for what they are actually worth. If not for the burgers they would probably be a happily impoverished part of the USSR now.
South American prisons are run by the prisoners that’s beyond cucked
Singerin of Abba
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer
Without oil norgays would be just poor fjord niggers