/brit/

Moron

it is a stove, what state?

It's a range

thanks

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Stove is the top with the burners, oven is the interior for baking, range is the entire unit.

Lads I have an important announcement to make

this but for me it’s runescape slayer

fuck off

Let me hit my head with a hammer a few times so I can be sure we're on the same level

street cred -- intergalactic

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Oblivion is the best video game.

idiot

I want Emma Watson to rest her ample, plump buttocks on my face and let loose a hideous fart.

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Spastic freak

can't imagine being this fucking braindead

Been playing Rust, it's great but I don't really have enough time for it. Massive time sink.

Have just been accosted by an orangutan.

the best /brit/ gimmick would be sending me enough money to buy a new car

>Been playing Rust, it's great

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bad news lads the warm water trick didn't work and now I have a very high fever and my lungs hurt think I might call in sick at toil

My post about my favorite video game has not received the intended reaction.

holy moly wow!

based and redpilled

>you this nikkas a COP
>mutha fuckin lawyer aint much better than no mutha fuckin cop

Have a fetish for vaginas.

have you ever played it?

how's the paramilitary training for your racial holy war?

no but it looks reddit as fuck

why is this kiwi transexual posting photos of himself lord fucking jesus thats grim

I wanna take shots with somebodaay
I wanna leave with somebodaay
And we gonna tell nobody NOBODY

some people smell good no matter how little they wash

Have a fetish for being in love

Found out my brother and his gf have been asking me for money not because they are smoking pills
Crazy how people willing get addicted to opiates

pick your race war theme for your walk man boss

It might if your entire exposure is SALTY kid REKT starts CRYING! youtube videos.

is it like minecraft

I have a humiliation fetish

no.

video games, video games
youtu.be/YwnG75oYSL8

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And for my nineteenth birthday
I got a union card and a wedding coat

THAILAD IN THE HIZZOUSE

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minecraft is one of the best games on steam honestly

Atlantic City is the GOAT Springsteen song

sick to bloody bastard death of getting up early
getting old already
fuck this shit

But I remember us riding in my brother's car
Her body tan and wet down at the reservoir
At night on them banks I'd lie awake
And pull her close just to feel each breath she'd take
Now those memories come back to haunt me
They haunt me like a curse
Is a dream a lie if it don't come true
Or is it something worse

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me when I win the lottery
youtube.com/watch?v=Ll3uipTO-4A

me when my family asks for money after I win the lottery
youtube.com/watch?v=2_JTzEppKy8

oh Albion remains,
sleeping now to rise again (yeah)
*sick guitar solo*

youtu.be/71g3Wzgev8U

Sandy, the fireworks are hailing over Little Eden tonight
Forcing a light into all those stony faces left stranded on this warm July
Down in the town, the Circuit's full of switchblade lovers, so fast, so shiny, so sharp
As the wizards play down on Pinball Way on the boardwalk way past dark
And the boys from the casino dance with their shirts open like Latin lovers on the shore
Chasing all them silly New York virgins by the score

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What's the warm water trick

ME AND MY PARTNER SONNY BUILT 'ER STRAIGHT OUTTA A SCRATCH
WE SHUT EM UP AND SHUT EM DOOOOWN

listened to every second of this

poofter
getting up early is based

me when I win the lottery and a homeless asks for money
youtube.com/watch?v=G5-8lwGnv2k

doesn't matter
doesn't work

been on jacked up schedule for years innit

boomers on 4channel

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>a homeless

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No, toilman. ENOUGH.

some lad told me to pour warm water over my bollocks in order to get rid of this cold I've caught

pick up that can, shitizen

TREEZA MAISE GON PAY FO DEM GRENFELL MANDEM

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Religion and art are life's greatest pleasures. Sad that some people prefer legalism and science for living their lives.

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive

French catfish gf who isn't a catfish has a sore throat

Legalism is just how stupid people replace religion with Government. They make Government their Church, the State is their God and Communism is the Holy Spirit.

love fidget spinners me

Good post

>user's "French" catfish gf has a sore throat today
>I have a sore throat today
mon chéri...

Don't understand this post

he's calling you a cherry

bing
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Yahoo!

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horse arse

>sore throat from too much use by Tyrone

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thailad can you help me

Bizarre seeing facebook comments sometimes
>"Yeah I think he should be SHOT IN THE HEAD and get his BALLS CUT OFF"
>6.7k likes

probably not but go on

allo mon guava

wad dee

theresa may choking on a big slimy willy

erotically

Any man in use waterfox?
Things plagued with problems

Inspector Javert would like a word.

isn't waterfox just firefox with Amazon advertising shoved in?

IDK some nerds sold me on it, but its all the way fucked up
for example right now kiketube won't load but if i use chrome its fine

Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they insist on being placed at "the captain's table", they get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting. They muck about. Imagine... the fear... of knowing you have a gay man on board a boat, when you retire at night you think to yourself "God... will I wake up and find everybody dead?" You can't run a ship like that.

any gnu icecat man in

Having engrishu brekfoostu ladsu-sans, desu ne?

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