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what does this mean for me:

i don't think i've ever seen an ugly, unattractive ass
i have seen ugly tits, but tits i'd still kissu

does that mean i'm an ass man or a tits man?

Capitalism is based AND redpilled

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BASEDball

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>Capitalism is based AND redpilled

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Stop being ugly.

Pursue beauty, truth, and virtue.

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OP, do live near philadelphia?
also
>papelbon picture

>living in philadelphia

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i think you interpreted my post as meaning the opposite of what it did.

Yes. Yes please.

Who cares? You like what you like

Pic got me hard

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Wish i was southern


Lol jk

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oh, yeah I misread. thanks for not calling me an idiot and hurting my fee-fees

retard

>Women do not love, they are attracted to competent males like worms to rich soil.

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Is this designed for one person?

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What’s it with niggers and their dumb eeeeeey yeh yeh yeh eeeeey shit

And they consider this their “Culture”

Negroes used to be respectable people

youre welcome fren.

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Ahhhhhh I'm not sure we're going to make it l.

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NO BULLI

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based

No DC area also it’s a webm

It’s moving pictures

I could probably eat it all if it was 5 pm and I hadn't eaten nothing all day

we have harper now haha.

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alcoholism is no joke

have gone to 80% of my modern art classes
have gone to 60% of my 19th century architecture classes
have gone to 20% of my psychology classes

Good. He was a piece of shit I'm glad he's gone

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i'm single

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>lillies

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also overhyped, overpriced and overrated

it's interesting how nostalgia works
i know warhammer is a superior setting
yet i' totally and utterly devoted to warcraft, though i have the freedom to ignore the shitty nulore

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psych is interesting go to your psych classes.

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who else sad

sounds like a colossal waste of money paying for lectures you don't attend

earlier today I had english muffins for first time in my life. had it with strawberry jam.

these just reflect how interested i am in my professors, not the actual material itself'
psychology might be interesting as a subject, but the the professor is terribly unorganized and often comforts with the book material which upsets my studying and therefore upsets e

just saying hi to all the cute girls posting on /cum/

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>girls
>on the internet

Anyone else plan to kill them selves before they turn 32?

You guys ever hear the theory octopuses aren't from this planet?

Are you dumb?

no, but i remember being lightly suicidal when i was around 18
i remember every plane ride, car, or train i'd wish it'd crash so i could die or be impaired without doing the deed myself
bit retarded

No
Only a loser would

yeah. hot take: neither are we

Yes.

you learn something new everyday

My mother loves English Muffins. She has like 15 of them and some she stores in the fridge

They're not even that good and if you try to cut them all crumble and fall apart I don't see the fascination. Thanks for subscribing

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this is what i'm listening to right now youtube.com/watch?v=v6w5505GCtk

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Hey I’m 18 right now and this is literally me; I don’t even look both ways before crossing the steeet anymore.

this trailer unironically makes me cry youtube.com/watch?v=JNOxz9paA6E

Then where did they come from?

I always wanted an octopus as a pet but I looked it up and they don't live very long :(

I liked them with the strawberry jam. its meh with nothing tho.

Edgy

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Lord is heaven

Space.

independent.co.uk/news/science/octopus-aliens-scientists-theory-meteors-space-earth-cambrian-explosion-a8358631.html

i can't really remember my mindset back then; i think i ultimately wanted to excuse my exteme laziness and just sit in a hospital bed?

i don't remember at what i age i flipped the switch and became full-on depressed--21, 23? this was the point where i became LESS suicidal and more saddened by the fact that i would never amount to anything

nowadays i still struggle to pursue my interests, and i have a fuckton of interests, yet i cannot get past the initial annoyance of struggling in a new field--the feeling of annoyance, frustration is just too overwhelming, so i just want to sleep and ignore all my struggles.

the only thing i can do at this point in my life is take a few classes, and memorize trivial information. memorization is easy for folks like us, i reckon, but critical thinking takes a lot more effort.... some habits take a big sacrifice to break

HEY

They seem like something too intelligent to keep captive.

Like dolphins. Or asians.

WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY AND WE CAN LEARN TO WORK AND PLAY

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I m-miss her and just want to be together with her

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>black "people"
>black "schools"

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AND GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER

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youtube.com/watch?v=949eYdEz3Es
They do in fact seem like tricksters mine would probably run away

shackles and chains
They were there for a reason

If you're not black and send your kids to a school like that, you are LITERALLY, yes LITERALLY a child abuser of the worst sort.

now i know about foundations, still cant get walls

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Me rn

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Do you think you can get Botox injections in between your butt cheeks to eliminate sweating without also tightening the skin around your hole to make pooping more difficult?

Remember when she was white?

>kid immediately runs out of the room as soon as the teacher starts coming after him
What a coward

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No.

Based, i’m going to start believing this now

she was never white

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>kid
?

beware the daughter of the sea

shame blizz can't make their games as good as their out of game cinematics and worldbuilding

No but while we're on the subject I'm considering getting botox in my hands because they're very sweaty and every time someone asks me to shake their hand I get all embarrassed

yea
i can only hope i can apply my cinematographic knowledge to my bannerlord mod adequately enough

Thoughts on this?

obvious child abuse imo

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Ariana Grande is a degenerate whore and a disgrace to her Italian ancestors.

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Absolutely abuse.

People are fucked up.

Hot take bannerlord has had a bad development cycle and is barely going to add anything noteworthy over warband but will get great reviews regardless because of it's meme status at this point

ummm shes north african hunty

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Good night :)

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that mother should be sent to jail for life

keep getting degraded by women as a mere hunk of flesh. i have feelings

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You're south American

I'm going to bed too. Good night.

It'll be Warband 2.0 and that's exactly what everyone wants.