/brit/

you'll push it back it

I should learn more about rome

Tonight's the night >we get knocked out before bottling the league :(

It’s all yours my friend

meant to say in

Elagabalus

good norf boy

haha thanks

most lasted less than 10 years

yang gang

can see my colleague confused and struggling and i know exactly what the issue is

keep quiet is the strategy for me though

But will have to ask so I know if to use a condom or not

Yeah mental

been reading gunnm
surprised myself with a much higher tolerance for body horror than I used to have

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are ya jaggin off to your pedo cartoons son

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that meme is like 5 years old, lol, good to see it's still alive

fucking zoomer

fuck sake dont think i can stay awake for another 12 hours

*plays classical gas*

Brexit gammons

Zoomerus Aurielian

You should be using condoms for every sexual encounter anyway.

>that look of despair from Anthemius
Daily reminder that he tried to stop it

bit of a racist image ngl

mental that aussies are just brits left out in the sun too long

haha wahey

watched room last night and realised brie larson was only piggybacking off of are lad jacob tremblay's oscar worthy performance.

fucking skank

Haha lad steady on you'll cause a diplomatic incident

going to phone mummy may up today and let her know brexit is cancelled

On the contrary, Poms are Australians with vitamin D deficiencies.

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Is that a personal attack?

you can see exactly when the lead started to kick in

wonder if the nazis were considered as evil during ww2 as they are now

have bit of a poppin fresh tummy now thanks to too many cakes

absolute scenes if no deal goes through
could you imagine

I'm celto-apache

how do I know if someone is animatronic?

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KKek

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african-sumerian

>Poms
cringe-a-rino

But there's no majority in parliament for no deal so what you said is impossible.

Cringe from the year 3000

>XLN Audio Addictive Drums 2 Complete v2.1.7 Incl Keygen HAPPY NEW YEAR-R2R has been exclusively released on AudioZ by DECiBELLE who chose to ask not to post mirrors.
Please respect the uploader's wishes.

cannot comprehend why pirates on a pirate site do this

where is the brown baby already. better be released at the same time as brexit fails . need maximum JUSTification

You call that a lion? THIS is a lion

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Majority doesn't matter. Feelings do.

got a really fucking small willer lads

reckon shaggers should be named and shamed

they were the literal enemy but perhaps they were less movie baddie evil than actual flesh-and-blood gotta-kill-this-fella-before-he-kills-me evil, something we in the modern world are much less familiar with, mad muslims notwithstanding

smokemifugotem

Yo, it's three thousand thirty

where's his willy then?

>Placing Muslims in the same sentence as Nazis
This is offensive.

though tbf we didn't really know the true extent of the holocaust until after the war (assuming it actually happened)

holocaust schmolocaust

got twenty thousand negroid willers fighting for dominance in my bum's hole

The absolute stupidity of the British royal system:
>Crown passes upon death
>average royal has a child around 30 or so
>average age a royal dies is 90
thus
>average age a royal receives the crown is 60

This means:
>the King/Queen will always be old as fuck
>literally a nation ruled by demented old fools with Alzheimers
>the King/Queen will eternally be in diapers

Your cognitive functioning starts to steeply drop after 70. This means the British empire will have about 10 years of somewhat competent rule followed by 20 years of absolute madness

using positive thought to manifest a girl messaging me tomorrow

daily reminder that the jews are responsible for every bad thing that has ever happened to you

playing some old school runescape lads

haha wahey wahey its like I'm really back in 2007

dont care really

racking my brain thinking of a new British phrase to post for the /brit/ lads

why do they call it "old school runescape"? surely some of the players had jobs back then?

even when i poo'd a little bit myself yesterday? that wasn't them?

gave it a go recently, forgot how grindy and dull it is

12 year old me was an easily entertained twat

Medical emergency:
foreskin is stuck behind me bellend

the jews are putting chemicals in your food that are disrupting your bowel movements as well as turning you into a soyboy fairy

>little bit
Is that you, Arsene?

>no wild
dropped it when they took it out

fascinating

I'd be careful of downloading random shit like that if I was you. Gotta be real smart with pirating software. Everything else is fair game (movies, music, ebooks, etc).

But with executables, you don't know what you're running. If I was you I'd learn about virtual machines and only run pirated software in virtual machines.

Me? I'm a republican.

dont give a fuck mate

boring cunt piss off weirdo

Charles really should of married Camilla, then he likely wouldn't have had any direct heirs and the throne would go to an obscure teenager like with Victoria

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Touched down in london, opening a bank account, moving here and yous can’t stop me

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*leans back in my posting chair with a glass of cheap boxed wine from tesco*
ahhh...

Fuck
Off
Mboko

oh yeah mate i'll run every exe through a virtual machine linux partition

no mate

love the naughty feeling of pulling a sickie
feels like ive just robbed a bank

this

more monarchs should follow Ratzinger's example

despise runts that shop at lidl; asda; tesco or waitrose

Morrisons and M&S are the only 2 you need

why must you wine like that

I can't get over how ugly british people are
and yet australians are so attractive, it doesn't make sense

I think brits really went downhill genetically in the last 200 years, aussies are what they used to look like back in the day

often massage my partition while wanking

Inbred royals are hardly the same as the average person

food warehouse at iceland is actually the best

povvo

UK is basically the only European monarchy left where there hasn't been a retirement due to old age in the past decade