1. cunt

1. cunt
2. do you masturbate at work and how often

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I did once at the locker room when I was alone
Was fun

Why would anyone do that unless a state of emergency
The only time i did it was because we were playing football in school and the ball hit my balls so hard that i had to check if it's still working and fapped in toilet

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THAT'S A MAN, BABY

Nope.

lol

>that kid who got hit in the balls with a football
>that kid who got caught furiously masturbating in the toilet

I only did it once.
I masturbated in an empty office because the thrill of possibly being caught made it feel way better.
But after I came I realized how retarded it would be to lose my job like that, and then someone stopped me right afterwards on my way to the bathroom and talked to me for like 20 motherfucking minutes and I was worried I reeked of jizz the whole time. Never doing that shit again.

Wtf man
Be more disciplined and dont be a weirdo

but it is an emergency. How am I supposed to work when I'm pitching a tent in my pants? It's distracting and I can't concentrate

>he doesn't masturbate with your bro coworkers
Missing out

she lookz Bout 3 fitty

i fapped onto the chair of my hot milf coworker after everybody left on monday
i do it about every 3 months or smt

I’ve masturbated in probably 3/4 of the buildings Ive regularly inhabited over the years. Schools, workplaces, homes, libraries. I’m a nasty boy.

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what so weird about it giorgos, she wont escape my semen one way or another

Not a normalfag so of course I don't work. Did fap in middle school once. Making me remember how good middle school faps were

No but I had a friend who used to.

yeah a few times when I worked late in a supermarket

I also got head from girls twice in cold room

very based

What's a cold room?

Where they keep all the products that needs to be refrigerated such as diary products

Dairy*

Yeah, once my bf told me to jerk off on a public bathroom and send a picture to him, so I had to do it.
He called me a cheap whore which was nice.

fapped in school when I got my first phone once

never at work but I did once in uni
went to the top floor of a random building on a 2 hour break and went for it

flag
no, I'm only allowed to cum after work if my bf feels like pounding me with his big polla >_<
but doing it handsfree really is the best :3

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I've spent the hole morning trying to find an empty bathroom because I haven't masturbated in days and today when I was driving to work I remembered when I used to have balls deep anal in prone bone with my ex. I have been leaking precum the entire day and I haven't done shit, if I don't fap I'm going to get caught with a hardon.

thicc

sex-obsessed freak

based

are you one of them traps I keep hearing about?

>chastity

ruined

-

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she is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen

this

No, but i have sex with some colleagues

cringe

>He called me a cheap whore which was nice.

based sadistic bf

Fucking noice m8

>the ball hit my balls so hard that i had to check if it's still working and fapped in toilet
>fapped in toilet

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did it once. got a bj from a qt whore coworker in the bathromm once too

livin the sissy life...

Are you jealous? There are still big pollas looking for holes you know...

I once got super horny sitting in my car in the searing sun at work's parking lot and had to go in to rub one out

I practically always get a boner when riding a bus or a car

>Are you jealous?
kinda
instead of having to worry about working, paying bills and trying to please a woman for the slim chance of coitus like a man does the sissy only has to worry about wearing pretty dresses and daddy's big thick polla, which she always gets plenty off...

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It's great isn't it? All you have to do is wait home in your frilly skirt, so you can make your big hombre feel good with your boipussy after a long day of work. That's your life from now on, just getting filled over and over again by an actual man.

Why not live the sissy life, then?

if you haven't still given up on masculinity then getting yourself a sissy fucktoy is probably better than being the fucktoy, more responsibility sure but more control over the relationship

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:3

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You can be both though, I've got a really girly sissy body but thankfully I'm pretty hung as well so I can do both roles easily depending on the person. There's a lot of cute boys here on Jow Forums that you could talk to and maybe deepen your relationships with...

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>this entire thread

no, that's mentally ill tier behaviour

you know everyone can smell your semen after fapping even if you think you are clean?

>cum in tissue
>hurr everyone can smell your semen

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I can tell a guy has fapped recently

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yes? it lingers onto you

Now that's gay.

Mmmmmm.

what if I am not a dude?

No, I never did it at school either.

No, I'm a teacher at an elementary school, so if I did then I would be in deep trouble.

god, just imagine the thrill

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Then you're a Slut (female) or mentally retarded and gay (male).

Also Tits or GTFO.

you sound mad lmao

uWu
What's going on here?

women unconsciously dig that smell tho

Oh I'm angry alright.
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!

based

but yeah I am just shitposting on purpose

post cute girls

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That's a trap isn't it?

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Yes. Thanks for that guys...

you worry too much, user

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