/brit/ + /birt/

all i can say is thank god for self checkout at the supermarket so i can finally buy bog roll without embarassment

based worm poster

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PRIME MINISTER CORBYN

thats absurd. everyone wipes their arse

lmao you really are illiterate.
is about two seperate things, and it's also done ironically btw. your return and the dave argument are two seperate events, hence the seperation between them. The irish lad's comment was also done at the very start of you being exposed for your misreading and general stupidity and misunderstanding. Subsequent to that you proceed to get destroyed time and time again before eventually fleeing the thread after your misunderstanding is spelt out.

bog roll is not embarrassing; everyone poos
ready meals and breaded meats are embarrassing

don't get lonely, me. just don't feel it.

willer sucking should be illegal

can't say i get lonely, but knowing you are alone can get a bit oppressive sometimes

How many times do I have to fucking tell you spastics; stop fucking posting this fucking image, you're not fucking funny!

dont know what you mean

can relate to this
still not a fan of living atm

When was the last time you had a friend?

you're outnumbered

15

almost double that now

so called 'wahey'

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reee why wont peepoosa gay just arrange a general election. need a corbyn pm right now

i guess it's more social pressures, like people think you're weird that they've known you for 10 years and you've not had any kind of serious relationship, or your dad is worried his name is going to die out with you

Corbyn will never be pm lol

Roman book on ancient Germany is on the way lads

>thinking corbyn is anywhere close to being elected as prime minister

i'm 28 and I befriended a guy i've become quite close with over past few years. We were out some time drinking and another mutual friend brought up the fact I had been single all ths time and my new friend goes oh yeh what's up with that you've never been with someone since i've known you. little does he know i've been single my whole life lol

Jeremy Carbon

iktfb

just want to live alone but brother feels the need to drag me along to things

wouldn't mind if Corbyn was elected because he's anti-semitic

this was a pretty impressive show
youtube.com/watch?v=RCXGpEmFbOw

Corbyn

that was a bait post

you got done son

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do girls touch each other in the bathroom like in my porns

sick of the tories
dogshit party
dogshit policies
barely any different from new labour

Same, bunch of sellouts

u got it backwards it's new labour who became like the tories

drunk bloke touched my arm/shoulder the other day when we were next to each other at the urinals

it was highly inappropriate

true but also cameron made the tories take on all the popular parts of blairism

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Hate twats who use their phones in the toil'ets, even worse is when they getting annoyed at you using the hand drier since it interrupts their call.

mad to think that when we're all struggling to buy food post-brexit that we'll be looking back at the halcyon blair/brown/cameron/osborne neo-liberal days with fondness

Have sex.

all together?

...

thinking about punk'd

is there a more based and redpilled movie character than daniel plainview?

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the mtv show with the actor?

>brown
now he was a good prime minister
*sips*

how about you go there

yeah that one
i'm thinking about it

Shit's kicking off in Urk lads

Not really, he was boring as fuck

*drinks your milkshake*

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just a bigoted woman

listening to morrissey

Jow Forums? me? well technically, but i only see threads that have the word "brit" in them, and only for about 2 seconds

quite windy

MY MEME
REACHES
ACROOOOOSSSSSS THE BOAAAAARD
AND START TO SHITPOST YOUR THREAD

I

SHITPOST
YOUR THREAD

I SHIT IT UP !

might pour sunflower oil down my top and fry my upper body

don't go in any of the other generals but there's occasionally some interesting threads on Jow Forums

abc.net.au/news/2019-03-13/slovenian-woman-cuts-her-own-hand-off-to-claim-insurance/10898210
continentals
mental

'Cause there's always someone, somewhere
With a big nose, who knows
And who trips you up and laughs
When you fall

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funny how whenever alan gets btfo he flees from the thread

thinking about the x-, y-, and z-words

waiting by my phone for a message like a cuckold

Stick a fork in me Jerry, I'm done

as if she might go to jail lmao
surely losing a hand is enough punishment?

flopping my willy out

Put that away

nearly finished with her mate won't be long

did emmett really get put in jail haha

missed out on being told to have sex
the path of the outsider is not a simple one

Just made a few Emmaposts in /balk/ thinking it was /brit/ haha absolute state of me.

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xanadu, yahtzee and zoinks

haha this is fun

got blood on the inside heel of my new trainers because they don't fit properly

Lizzy at the recruitment agency? I knew she was a slag

im weird

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they loved it other there

brit is dead . should just give up generals forever and go back to multiculty posting on Jow Forums

did they bully you?

nope just on the lam

go to /tv/ and say you didnt care for the captain marvel movie

boga

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just simply cant stand foreigners and their broken english and their love of anime

Nah.

You ever wonder what her farts smell like?

haha maybe you should go back there lmao

I've said it before but it's windy

precisely why he was good

*not unkindly* heard you the first time

not a worry to be had here in the beautiful southern hemisphere as usual

storm dave laying waste to /brit/ innit

Except the chinks.