/cum/ fuck you incel loser faggots edition

Dunno

i googled it so i know now

What is it

cinnamon allspice cloves nutmeg and ginger

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No one loves /cum/

Usually the pumpkin filling is soft and creamy. A lot of people put spices like cinnamon or nutmeg in it too.

6:17
Been at work for 17 minutes

Make it fren, you won't regret it.
Your mom does lmao

good morning

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How do I get an american gf?

how's it going my handsome lady killers! break any hearts today? haha just kidding. Hope everyone has a great day, enjoy the weather and go out for a little walk before you get back to the banter! love you bros

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youtube.com/watch?v=0Vg9kWIf60E
morning, little user.

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do it, bruce. you'll like it.

Pre sliced is basically the only way to go. It's already perfect.

Every time I had a real pumpkin pie it was either just OK or bad. The fact of the matter is pumpkin spice is a pretty well established flavor combination, so trying to diy it is basically like trying to reinvent the wheel. No need to fuck with perfection. And the processed nature of the pumpkin in a can is also something you just can't really get if you go from scratch.

Other pies are better from scratch. You could probably make a better cherry pie than what you can make with cherry filling, for example.

Fuck the haters. Spiced filling for life.

Is anyone here interested in what a soccer match is like in Germany?

>wake up this morning
>look out the window
>it snowed last night
the first day of spring is in a week you gotta be fucking kidding me

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>rained all night
>snow and ice mostly melted away
>robins flying around
Feels good man

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Watching Hunter X Hunter with the GF because she saw it’s on Netflix and had a minor case of the early 2000s ‘stalgia.
But it’s a newer version on Netflix and she hated it so we’re now watching the old one on an illegal streaming site.
Not actually paying attention tho because it’s pretty gay.

good mornign

>Virginia
>southron

California and tecas are both in the south. Virginia is too.

youtube.com/watch?v=TtI9003nzro

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bought my lube
little worried about building up a rash if i masturbate too much

i am awake

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morning, ale.

why am i so horny all of the sudden

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
Their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

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masturbate

but i gotta save it for the afternoon romp

>California is in the south

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low t

what do you think testosterone does

Make you manly
Fuck all day

I bet you guys all use Windows.

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holy shit ive completely lost all my flexibility, im stiff af

I’m using my iphone

do some yoga

vocaroo.com/i/s0YKjkhPVx0t

olis

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>he hasn't built his own OS
Enjoy your botnet. I bet y'all use intel cpus too LOL

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thats what im doing

The conspiracy to make people shit in a toilet is the best kept secret of the Jews.

Yesterday I came to the conclusion that the other Jewish conspiracies are a mere smoke screen for the newbies to ignore the Jewish conspiracy of the toilets.

Until the invasion of Venezuela by the CIA is because Venezuelans do not have toilet paper, so the Jews seek to enslave them to use toilet paper and thus make millions of toilet and sanitary products for cleaning the ass when people shit .

That's why the UN is carrying out education campaigns in India so that the Hindus shit in toilets, it is clearly a Jewish plan to sell sanitary, toilet paper and soap in India.

That's why the Jews pass laws so that shitting in the bush is illegal.
That is why children are brainwashed so that they learn to clean their ass with toilet paper and shit in toilets, Jews control education globally, it is only logical that they promote this since it makes them earn a lot of money selling paper hygienic and sanitary.

There are many Jews in the toilet industry, Jews control the bathroom soaps industry, bath towels and other industries related to shitting in a toilet.

Jews also control porn, which is why in scat videos they are toilets, it is part of the Jewish plan so that people who subconsciously fap with shit use toilets.

On television we see commercials of soap and toilet paper every day to clean our asses, clearly when controlling TV and newspapers too, it is evidence of a Jewish conspiracy to do social engineering so that people buy cleaning products to clean their asses when they shit in a toilet.

Hitler knew of these plans to make people shit in toilets, that's why he made World War II and turned Jews into soaps.

Everything that has happened since then is evidence of the Jewish plan to make everyone shit in toilets.
The other Jewish plans on the NWO and the white genocide are mere smoke screens so that people do not suspect the plan of the toilets.

Guys my dad is very racist to my gf

What race is your gf

youtu.be/mIz84A-ioaA

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She’s Mexican

If I stop squatting regularly, my left knee becomes really stiff and prone to random pains. I think osteoarthritis is coming after me, buds. I'm too young for this.

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It was Halloween and some friends and I decided to crossdress as Charlie's Angels. I ordered a vintage 70s tennis dress from eBay and bought a cheap wig. My girlfriend came over before the party and put makeup on me. After the party we went back to my apartment. She told me to stay dressed as a woman while we fooled around. I mentally shrugged and went with it. The next time she was over she requested that I put on the wig and tennis dress again. Not one to argue, I went with the flow. The next time she was over, she arrived with shopping bags. Women's clothing in my size and a much better quality wig. I sensed things were getting out of hand. I didn't particularly like dressing up as a woman, but it seemed to really arouse her. She would look at me and her face would glaze over in a look of lust. Soon it evolved to the only way we'd have sex was when I was dressed as a woman. Things came to an end when I emerged from the bathroom one evening and she was sporting a robust strap-on dildo. I declined and she got very angry. After all that, I got called a prude.

The only requirements are to be 6ft and have a jawline, and not be fat.
Also money

Y'all can fucking blow me.

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I had a high school teacher who lived in West Berlin and he told us that every soccer game he went to while he was in Germany he saw cops beating up people with batons.

Mexicans are based

Imagine raising a son, only for him to ruin your bloodline forever with a Mexican LOL

She’s pretty cute but kind of unusual looking for a Mexican

Like this?

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No sweetie that’s usual looking for a Mexican

It's not like Jeb's much of a catch himself, but she's sub-zero/10
Can't believe he fell for this

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Imagine being a foreigner in your own family

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Enjoyed this

Comfy isn’t it?

Now listen to
youtu.be/RNTjh7Adtws

Lookit them tittays

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>post
>"you are banned"
>ban expired January 2018

What kind of operation is gook moot running here?

>aem

hello newfag

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hate stress

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Hate anime

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It’s called love.
Jeff is amazing person.

HEY HEY
settle down!!!! I SAID settle DOWN

start lifting

no good gyms nedar me
too poor
fuck insurance
fuck this earth

already lift
too afraid and self conscious to go to a gym though
what if gym bullies surround me and beat me up and the girls laugh at me?

You're probably not strong enough to start at the gym right now anyway
Try starting with bodyweight squats, pushups, and crunches
3 sets of 5 each, every day, until you can do them comfortably

its all so fucking dumb

As far as I know in the USA and Canada you are using Driver licence as proof of your age during buying alcohol. What is the proof of your age in the case when you do not have a Driver licence? Only Passport? You do not have something like an ID Card for everyone who is over 18 years old?

howdy negroes

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>Americans having passports
LOL

they probably use some shit like a student id or whatever
Land of the “free” btw

i used to go to the gym regularly
now im just a fatbody again

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passport should work
i saw some latinx showing one to a cashier at a gas station once

I have an ID and I don't drive. But if I did drive I could use my license instead

I'm unloading a weeks wroth of poo into my toilet at this very moment
thoughts?

How fat are you?
I was 196lbs and 5’8 December of 2017, and by April last year I was down to 155, but my mum was really scared of me being skinny so now I’m 160 lol. You can lose weight easy peasy fren

Unhealthy
Probably gonna wipe too later like an anus hating hemorrhoid enthusiast

>Unhealthy
true
>Probably gonna wipe too later
Not a single roll of toilet paper exists in my household. I always shower after a poo.

i dont know what to say

Bitch

Lasagna

>money
fuken money again...