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my new youtube video wot i just made edition
>youtu.be/nwQ56pEgOUI

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indians are good lads and we'll export them en masse after leaving the *u

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There can be no greater feeling for a man than bringing a lady to climax while doing the sex. Literally a life changing experience the first time you do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=J-qoaioG2UA

making them squirt 4/5 times in a row is up there too

dont believe im exaggerating when i say ive spent 159 quintillion hours on Jow Forums

But I don't want to go to France

Burning Kapoor feels satisfying to the eyes

*bes anal*

wouldn't know

What is something I can livestream 24x7?

what happened to kiesza?

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i've told you two hundred sextillion, fifteen trillion, one hundred and ninety-one billion, seven hundred and thirty-five million, one hundred and eleven thousand, eight hundred and ninety-two times, lads - don't exaggerate!

oof

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RIP

You could say... the cat's out of the bag now.

Edit - Share - Delete - Report

Pooping street webcam

your life. there was this Finnish autist who would stream himself 24/7 inside his small flat. you could be that person

business idea: get paid by lonely men to burp them like babies

hideaway is still a banger

what happened to that lad? tried to find him a couple years ago and couldnae

theres a really good 11-day long video of some NASA mission, complete with video feeds from multiple cameras and all radio communications and signal beeps and so on

i forget which one though

seems silly to me that you have to be tolerant of religion and everything else, unless you are religious, then you can be intolerant about whatever you want and say it's part of your religion.

either everyone can be intolerant of everything or no one can be intolerant of anything. they need to make up their mind,

Drew a comic lads

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offed himself

You can be intolerant of any religion*

*So long as it's not islam or judaism

no idea. I asked the finnish freak that goes on brit sometimes but he never replied to me.

seems silly to me that Christianity is the only religion that gets mocked in the media, movies, comedy, social media, or anything

They never attack Judaism despite it being much worse than the "silly rules" in Christianity

not very funny at all desu

You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it

Ok chink

i've been on a roller made by chinese. was fun.

are you literally 15

Racist beyond all belief. Have reported you to ofcom.

Good enough to be an online comic artist/10

fish tank

Wow that’s weird wonder why they don’t mock Judaism!

are chinese people notoriously bad at building rollercoasters or something?

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receipts looking like phone numbers

Because they're Jews and the ones who aren't know better

could of been worse
a jumbo jet made by french people for instance

shite ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=w766vv525Fs
apparently doesnt 24/7 anymore and somehow fucked his nose up

terrifying film how it only got 5.4 on imdb is beyond me

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have you never watched family guy or south park or curb your enthusiasm? loads of media mocks Jews and Judaism. They often mock themselves, quite good at self deprecating humour.

Islam not so much.

would rather ride a rollercoaster made OF chinese people

Really have to use things like /brit/ to work off some of my spastic energy or else I begin to pester and mess with people IRL

there is a chinese woman that has livestreamed her life constantly for like 10 years

creepypasta can be "terrifying" it doesn't mean they're well-written

i'm not mad at it

Cheers lad. I could make it look nicer but couldn't be arsed haha

nice to see boeing australia on full damage control

dood..i freakin love fighting ireland... ooh ah up the rah my dood... freakin based ireland

mhm wouldn't have recognised him tbf. don't recognise his room as well but then again it's been years since I watched that stream

is she the mad mkultra one

No you already said this last time already because you're a Jew defending fellow Jews

No they don't, fuck off

The writers of south park are Jews

would have been funnier if the devil said escalator instead of rollercoaster.

Yeah thats her

used to stay up late reading creepypastas on reddit in 2017
then id come here like a child crawling into their parents bed for comfort

ah the crazies are ranting about the jews again

Catholics aren’t white
It’s pretty straightforward

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Just got called a dastardly dog in sam’s club

better comic idea:
person dies, two staircases leading to Heaven and Hell

Heaven has an incredibly tall and steep austere stone staircase leading off to infinity

Hell has a gold-plated luxury-looking escalator

person picks hell and says to the devil "wow, this escalator is so nice, how was it built?"

devil replies "by the chinese"

Fuck me
What is this? Is this literally the JIDF??!

>But DUDE us Jews mock ourselves!!!!! It's totally the same thing!!!!!! xD

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Your reading comprehension, or perhaps just your cognitive functionality in general is quite poor.
I find it funny that out of the three shows I listed, you decided to point out the only one without Jewish writers as the one with Jewish writers. I think either Matt or Trey is half Jewish but has never been a practising Jew. Larry David and Seth MacFarlane are Jewish, they're quite good at self deprecating humour, as I previously stated.

You need to calm yourself down, Rasheed.

how could paul mccartney be angry at michael jackson for buying the beatles songs
he obvs had the chance to aswell but didnt

Kermit Peterson

>turn on fan
>feel cold
>turn off fan
>feel hot

How often do you guys pay the local club a visit?

OH NO NO NO NO

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dear diary,

neighbours loud again, stuck my headphones on, last night in grenfell before i move out

signed, me

McCartney is a mong if that hasn’t been readily apparent for decades

need a nonpracticing ashkenazi gf that lets me roleplay as ernst junger

It doesn't matter whether the rest are Jewish or not or any are for that matter, the entirety of Hollywood is Jewish - if you mocked Judaism you would be blackballed and have your career destroyed.

You're a Jew

This but done as slam poetry directed as Theresa May

Came here to say this

dave's off his rocket about da jooz again
he'll be at this for hours

he tried but they rejected his offer
then MJ had his lawyer buy them for 43mil which paul couldnt match

this unironically was not my post.
seems that it's a common sense opinion shared by most people.

hmm
niche tier of virtue signalling being as rich and famous as he is and marrying a one leg er

Same

Lmao yeah, sure thing.

*questions your sexuality*

day 3 of no gf
starting to develop a hunchback

Hate how American culture spreads around the world.

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>But I've seen the Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, Seinfeld, Curb your Enthusiasm, Friends, etc all make jokes about Jews and Judaism. Think Jews have a pretty good sense of humour actually

>It's Muslims you can't joke about

vs.

>have you never watched family guy or south park or curb your enthusiasm? loads of media mocks Jews and Judaism. They often mock themselves, quite good at self deprecating humour.

>Islam not so much.

Definitely not a Jew or the same person

just bought 6 cases of pre-aspartane Capri Suns

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>It's because they're Jewish!
>It doesn't matter if they're Jewish or not!
South Park writers are not Jewish and frequently mock and stereotype Jews. Nobody cares.

Is it full of nut juice

almost had a yank one too but i was a virgin freak at the time

>Matthew Richard Stone was born on May 26, 1971 in Houston, Texas, to economics professor Gerald Whitney Stone and Sheila Lois (Belasco). He is of Irish-American heritage from his father's side and Jewish heritage from his mother's side.[4][5][6] The South Park characters Gerald and Sheila Broflovski were named after them

name one mega rich jew who actually dresses/looks like one

Had this date with this really cute and really Jewish looking girl, short too, but she ghosted me
Still fume about it desu

Startling case of schizo paranoia and confirmation bias.
It's possible for two people to hold the same opinion.
If you asked anyone with a remote knowledge of television and films they would likely agree.

Mel Brooks