/brit/

Reminder that trannyism is a fetish caused by anime

im 18k in debt
haha no not really

me?
liverpool 1-0
lyon 2-1
city to win the lot

Legend

bout wot

told them i had the runs this morning
might extend it to tomorrow as well

Hey mate while you’re at it just stop coming in altogether!

we are all one race

niggers being dogs

why is it unnerving
you aren’t a yank so you have some rights

Love the way some sentences flow

hitler was homeless until he joined the army tbf

Anime.

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The conspiracy to make people shit in a toilet is the best kept secret of the Jews.

Yesterday I came to the conclusion that the other Jewish conspiracies are a mere smoke screen for the newbies to ignore the Jewish conspiracy of the toilets.

Until the invasion of Venezuela by the CIA is because Venezuelans do not have toilet paper, so the Jews seek to enslave them to use toilet paper and thus make millions of toilet and sanitary products for cleaning the ass when people shit .

That's why the UN is carrying out education campaigns in India so that the Hindus shit in toilets, it is clearly a Jewish plan to sell sanitary, toilet paper and soap in India.

That's why the Jews pass laws so that shitting in the bush is illegal.
That is why children are brainwashed so that they learn to clean their ass with toilet paper and shit in toilets, Jews control education globally, it is only logical that they promote this since it makes them earn a lot of money selling paper hygienic and sanitary.

There are many Jews in the toilet industry, Jews control the bathroom soaps industry, bath towels and other industries related to shitting in a toilet.

Jews also control porn, which is why in scat videos they are toilets, it is part of the Jewish plan so that people who subconsciously fap with shit use toilets.

On television we see commercials of soap and toilet paper every day to clean our asses, clearly when controlling TV and newspapers too, it is evidence of a Jewish conspiracy to do social engineering so that people buy cleaning products to clean their asses when they shit in a toilet.

Hitler knew of these plans to make people shit in toilets, that's why he made World War II and turned Jews into soaps.

Everything that has happened since then is evidence of the Jewish plan to make everyone shit in toilets.
The other Jewish plans on the NWO and the white genocide are mere smoke screens so that people do not suspect the plan of the toilets.

Yeah I've rang in with the runs a few times desu if you can't get.off the toilet there's not really much else you can do
Haha sure thing mate thanks!

>we are all one race

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exampl

we're one species, we're different races
glad I could help

lol

it's always easy until it's not
never take more than a week in sick days in a year.
reckon that's a decent policy
really you should have asked for a holiday day to help someone move.

He lived as a proper NEET with his mother for several years though

I take plenty of sick days desu and I'm fairly disposable so I was expecting a bewildered "no" from the other side of the phone.
We get set holidays desu so if you can't come in to work on a certain day it's unpaid

wrong, rorke
those dogs are all the same race
you can't argue with biology

>races
buzzword
no such thing

>never take more than a week in sick days in a year.
would sack you at the earliest opportunity if you were sick that often

his mother died when he was young its how he became homeless. His main NEET period was after WW1

literally never get sick but from the way i carry on with toilberg youd think im from the ivory coast

if the jews really control all the media, why are there many documentaries and news stories critical of Israel? louis theroux did one on ultra-zionism. did not paint israel in a very positive light at all

Violence.

Speed.

Momentum.

Yeah except he educated himself and pursued his passion during that time, he didn't sit staring at a screen all day until his ma made him some din dins

he was a sensitive man

yeah because of the black skin and that

might start pretending to have coeliac disease

nah, the yank is right
he dropped out of school quite early and just roamed about

you know that's fur and not skin right

the proto gf

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>if the jews really control all the media, why are there many documentaries and news stories critical of Israel? louis theroux did one on ultra-zionism. did not paint israel in a very positive light at all

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ah yes because staring at a screen at which all the information in the world as at your fingertips can never be educational

Hate the twats that always try to give you a hard time for ringing in sick, as if you're taking the wages right out of their pockets or something, gimps lmao

Just some sentences or combinations of words remind me of the tide (inb4 hat) in the way they sound.. the individual words and have their own sound and then together as a complete combination of words to form a sentence or phrase, they can roll off just perfectly. It doesn't have to be any sort of profound statement or sentence with any meaning, it can be just a random sentence of bollocks I hear or read but the words sound like a barrage and just fit together well, and the sound of each word makes the sentence have it's own sound as well as words within that having their own sound
Don't even have autism

what was the last thing you learned

stupid rorke
you can't see the forest through the trees

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be honest lad, you're just shitposting on brit all day like the rest of us

there's 2 main factions of jews who are locked in an eternal war
we're just roaches on the walls who occasionally get caught in the crossfire

Obviously the food is good but there are plenty of good/better restaurants that don't have Michelin stars
The worst thing about the system is that the restaurants are always acutely aware of their Michelin stars

>Don't even have autism
are you positive

read a wikipedia article about electric eels before

on one level i dont care at all but on another i think i agree

ah yes because /brit/ is the Cambridge of the internet

you mean on here or the people you're actually phoning in sick to?
because if you're phoning your boss, there's a possibility he is losing earnings through your absence, in fact, highly probable

might take a creepshot of the tights girl sitting at a table nearby

Have no desire for anything

please don't

in all fairness i've learned a great deal about banter here and have greatly improved my sense of humour, and my knowledge of british culture too but that's just incidental really

Why does 1+1=2? Is there any reason it does other than human made mathematics

/brit/ is at the crossroads of academic theory and romantic poetry

rorke gone quiet

Please do

no
humans did make maths

took a mental creepshot before she left and was replaced with an ever better version

because 1 refers to a single thing and 2 refers to double that amount

go on

a single rock and another single rock makes a pair of single rocks

Yeah but the boss doesn't answer the phone at reception mate. I've only had like 4/5 jobs but never once had to speak to the owner about ringing in, and you'd still get some melt acting like you've just fucked his wife cause you're doing a cheeky lie on (presumably)

It’s avant-garde toilet graffiti at its best

take a physical one of this one

shut up shitskin

if you have something, and then you come into possession of another one, then you have two of that thing

hitler was a decorated hero of ww1
not one of the wankers browsing this site would qualify to that

you're asking why a human made maths equation has a human made maths solution?
wow. 2deep4me m8

He certainly was

>2
>4
>8
whoa...

ad hom
literally not an argument
rorke loses again

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Mental

reckon the people who are the most vocal about how much they hate nonces are actually nonces themselves

maths isn't real

some mathematician once wrote a 100 page math proof of this.

ask on /sci/

like those blokes on facebook saying "can our supporters please send us pictures of when you were under 18 so we can use them as bait, shirtless preferred"

that's their job though init.
to speak for their boss. who is losing earnings from your absence.
he has likely specifically said if someone phones in sick make sure you find out why and arrange cover etc
so it's a ball ache for them too usually

nothing more disgusting than seeing a paedo thread full of kids. Should be posting sexy 15 year olds tbqh

1+1 = 10 in binary
It only equals 2 in decimal
It depends on the numerical system and positional value we use.

what i wouldnt give for a cheeky upskirt now and then

I should have followed Hitler's early youth lifepath. That way I would've remembered last 11 years as productive

Seriously?

the person who posted this wears a fedora

*doesnt use arabic numerals*
what now w*Stoids

>if you don't like gays you'r a gay
>if you don't like nonces you're a nonce
?

LIVE LAUGH LOVE :)

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didn’t have the opportunity to take the tights creeepshot sorry lads i let you down

Actually thought it was fun. It's pseudo as fuck and I'm sure a lot of people legit thought it was fun but it was a dumb action movie by a dumb action movie director.