You wake up in Schweiz
You wake up in Schweiz
god i wish i lived there
been there done that
I'd post a bunch of burger-tier autism and pick fights on Jow Forums under my false flag, just because I could.
How much did you steal?
I would be fishing
Why yes I do, how did you know?
Switzerland would be so much better without the arrogant midgets living there
are you an arrogant midget?
Sounds relaxing
Be nice to those who do better than you
very fucking funny mate 8/8
Very arrogant but not a midget. I know plenty of em tho
holy shit, are those trout?
do they have crazy fishing laws like Germany does?
Take a train to Liechtenstein or plane to Norway to escape the Swiss poverty and low living standards.
Nice trips.
I'd just head home
>G*neva
Escape this shithole and take a train to Bern or Luzern.
What's wrong with Geneva?
Boorish soulless Calvinist banker town, full of uptight pricks. Highest crime rate in the country, surprisingly unkempt in places, less to do than in some villages half the size.
>Bern
Why? Even Swiss don't go there
Go back where I live, Campione d'Italia :)
We have been very lucky for the last 200 years.
>spend half my life savings on shitty coffee and a dry croissant