You wake up in Schweiz

You wake up in Schweiz

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god i wish i lived there

been there done that

I'd post a bunch of burger-tier autism and pick fights on Jow Forums under my false flag, just because I could.

How much did you steal?

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I would be fishing

Why yes I do, how did you know?

Switzerland would be so much better without the arrogant midgets living there

are you an arrogant midget?

Sounds relaxing

Be nice to those who do better than you

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very fucking funny mate 8/8

Very arrogant but not a midget. I know plenty of em tho

holy shit, are those trout?

do they have crazy fishing laws like Germany does?

Take a train to Liechtenstein or plane to Norway to escape the Swiss poverty and low living standards.

Nice trips.

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I'd just head home

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>G*neva
Escape this shithole and take a train to Bern or Luzern.

What's wrong with Geneva?

Boorish soulless Calvinist banker town, full of uptight pricks. Highest crime rate in the country, surprisingly unkempt in places, less to do than in some villages half the size.

>Bern
Why? Even Swiss don't go there

Go back where I live, Campione d'Italia :)

We have been very lucky for the last 200 years.

>spend half my life savings on shitty coffee and a dry croissant