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use my arsehole as a cunt

at the end you'll remain, right?

Still taking song requests lads

yeah well now i know how to go gnashers whereas before i didn't

pfhwoar

It looms

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alri haha

literally cannot put on weight
only did bench and pullups yesterday, ate 3500 calories and was half a kilo lighter today

>Confirmed meaningful vote 3 next week, then potentially meaningful vote 4 if govt loses narrowly

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Standing outside lads
Cold
Fire alarm

sue

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Sets me off when people try to show a long note by repeating the last letter
Imagin-ee all the peopl-ee

home from unitoil lads
long day

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just keep voting until we get the right answer and stay in the eu

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very much lost in life

>meaningful

Save it for later, by The English Beat (Otherwise known in the UK as The Beat)

Based yang

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Why don't they just vote for May's deal

Wew bit antisemitic

am in love with a man
he plays the guitare for me
this love of ours is not gay i tell ye
'tis just a man loving his fellow man

i finally know what my problems in life are, 1 is work-life imbalance and the second one is too much overthinking

FUK OF ABO RANGA

Alri lads put me in a pub with the EU leader and an unlimited tab and I’ll come out with a cracker deal for yas one way or the other

#yanggang

Bayern Poonich

farts have been absolutely revolting recently

The opposite you brainlet

how old are they

need a mute gf whose father owns a bar

I farted on a bus once and it made my mate throw up

candy says velvet underground

What do Anglos think about when they hear "Saint George"?

Why that specific

because it's not about what's best for the country or anything lik ethat it's pure partisan politics

What a choon

think im having a psychotic episode
didnt bother going to uni this week and missed all my classes and now considering ghosting my toil obligations too
reckon i belong in an institution

probably not very old which is great

i'm hungry and i have a slight headache

mute so she can't nag at me
bar so i can get free alcohol
quite simple really

Candy says
I've come to hate my body

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Yeah no good
Maybe you’ve just got burn out

dan by de ribberside

google says 16 to 18

makes the fact that i just w nk d over that video quite shameful

Missed my train to work
Toilberg will be BUBBLING

I should probably eat and take some painkillers, that would be a logical step

Eek does not suit my voice at all so I stopped halfway out of sheer embarrassment

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i wonder under which country this came from....

phew that's not too bad

When you say it like that coooor

Would it be worth it to stick to a low calorie/1000 calorie a day diet if it cost me 6 quid a day?

jap girls in general have very good legs and especially thighs

a good lad whom slayed the dragon

be my baby by the ronettes pls

starving yourself is not healthy

le passage*

speak english mate

Hey lad that was really good, wasn’t expecting that at all

Cheers

genuinely not the case

4 English teams left in the Champions League
1 Dutch
1 Italian

All of whom have given tournament winning performances already

Then you have scum like Porto and Barca

They'll never leave without a deal. We'll leave with a shite 'compromise' that keeps us tied to Brussels forever like Malthouse

they're senior high schoolers and that's what age senior high school is in japan

this one's deginitely "La"

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Might not get the result you want if you want to have feminine fat deposits

Your organs would "sadly" start to suffer if you go below 1200. Best off to just exercise if you're that impatient rather than starving yourself

imagine her trying to screech at you in her stupid sign language and you just close your eyes lol

parlez anglais les copain

Football is for pakis and blacks

1000 calories isn't starvation, it's the magic number for dieting, anything less would be bad

How will you get bang on 1000 calories?

dont care fuk of di

youtube.com/watch?v=7mqeYIP7Y9c

tune

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men are meant to be units, don't consider any male under 100kg/15 stone a real one

an average adult male should take around 2500 calories per day

I've already got fat in the feminine areas, just need to lose the male fat now

Good advice but I can't exercise in public anymore due to bullying from pakis

youtube.com/watch?v=wqNPE8jfcOY

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>last opened 30 seconds ago

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they look like SEA monkeys

I'm not male

Just check the calorie information on the pasta tubs at Gregg's

oh females must take 2000

Proper disgusting sex offender that like

>I’m not male
you are something else

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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You didn't fall for the "Honorary Aryan" ruse did you?

You should have at least 8000 calories a day and go down the BBW route

ah yes screenspace reflections

go to a gym