ITT: situations where knowing how to speak a second language saved you

>amerimutt thinks he has history

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>ameriposts

Poor.

Im from Canada muttface

The leaf shows his true colors

Go back to Mexico, Spic.
They don't know that, niggers can barely speak English.

>Ameritmutt thinks he has history
>t. Canada
user I...

Why do Americans get so butthurt over this meme? Is it because it’s true?

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but user you are the nigger. explains your trash grammar, you probably have a nigger IQ too

I ordered a waffle at a Swiss Starbucks in French once

>j-je v-voudrais un waffle s'il vous plait

>Complains abour grammar
>Writes this: but user you are the nigger. explains your trash grammar, you probably have a nigger IQ too
Butt-blasted nigger detected.
>I-I WAS JUST JOKING BRO
Lmao.

a lot of americans are german ancestory, especially here in the midwest not that hard to figure out

Huh?
1/42 Germanic origin

>sitting in bus in Alemania
>on my way to le gf's house from bayern
>bought a one way ticket to her, got on the right train at the right time and right platform
>but didnt get on the right wagon , train seperates directions, i go north instead of east.
>ask employee on train wtf
>she said the trains seperated in german
>she tells me what station to get off and what other train to get on
>understood it all like a boss,
>got to my gfs house that same night

feels good being proficient in german mane

If you cant' understand basic German grammar you're a nigger, simple as.

Now stop learning German before other Germans think we all speak in retarded Ebonics like you

>ancestory

oh boy , I wasn't wrong, OP is a "white" nigger

I never said I was of German ancestry, retarded spic.

you literally may as well have been speaking actual gibberish at that point and it would've had the same effect you subhuman shitskin retard

>you literally may as well have been speaking actual gibberish at that point and it would've had the same effect you subhuman shitskin retard

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>no u
kys mutt

Based. What do you say to them usually?

>be me, sitting in class
>see the class autist sitting alone
>he's kinda weird, but hey, maybe he just needs a friend
>Hey, what's your name?
>he barks something at me in broken German
>is he pretending not to speak English? We were literally in history class earlier that day and he was telling the teacher how 9/11 was done by Jews
>Are you by any chance foreign?
>WAS???
>wish the school shooter a nice day and leave the class

>てめぇみてぇなクズと話したくもねぇや
>もう、働けやボケ

>I am fluent in Japanese, English, Czech, Polish and Slovakian. I also understand Russian and I can write in Bosnian, Serbian, Montenegrin and Croatian

>Ülök az angol órán
>Tanár azt mondja felelünk
>'oké, user, te kezed'
>I am user. I am 12 years old. I am from Hungary. I live in Budapest. I like dogs, because dogs are fluffy. Etc etc
>Ötöst kaptam.

Wow nice, I wouldn't count Serbian 4 times though.
I speak English, Czech, Russian, Japanese and Belarusian fluently

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Cope.

Holy fucking cringe

Seethe.