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is that schizoleaf posting with a german flag?

first for brexit

obviously

dare schizoleaf to come within 5 metres of me without having his jaw shattered into a million tiny fragments

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FO course, not even a kraut can be that autistic

>give me ur e girls waaah
motherfucker,
there's more than i can count, more than i know about boy

>mfw the rest of the band joins in

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If trannies can be prescribed pills on the NHS to become women then how come I can't be prescribed heroin to become an addict? I identify as a heroin addict

and its all meaningless
stop acting a fucking fool you attention starved dork

They have a legitimate medical condition

Do they? Lol

if identifying as a woman makes you a woman then what are the pills for?

never really liked aphex twin's more hectic songs like windowlicker but this is a fucking tune

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>aaaahhh I'm crazy aaaahhhh I'm insane
shit gimmick
always was, always will be

who are you talking to?

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ffs lads went to sleep, woke up an hour later and now not tired at all

how do i get back to sleep, hate this shit

I agree. Guy is such a retard lol

get some methadone then
p sure your country does have a very small heroin program for addicts

It's called dysphoria

betty erickson method
self-hypnosis innit

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and what is dysphoria?
"bad feeling" lol
where's the problem if identifying as a woman makes them a woman then why isn't that the end of it?

You just don't get it

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some of you just go an about some right shit on here

ah yes there it is

No they won't prescribe me that and that's for recovering addicts anyway. I'm not trying to recover, you see. I'm going the other way... I identify as an addict and therefore demand a prescription of heroin! I also identify as an alcoholic and need my free whisky prescription. I have identity dysphoria. I need to become an addict to be happy
Yeah I have dysphoria. I'm depressed and suffering because I identify as a heroin addict so I need my prescription on the NHS

>Anime
>Tranny
Dare I say it

>I also identify as an alcoholic and need my free whisky prescription
they have this as well

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hello thailad

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So what you're saying is that if I go to my doctor and tell him that I identify as an alcoholic heroin addict (I don't take drugs or drink currently) that he will prescribe them to me? Or will I have to attend my doctors appointment in 2 week old worn jeans with stains on my shirt and stubble? If I prove I have the heroin addict alcoholic look will he then prescribe them to me? He should do, right?

alright lads whats going on

literally just got back from a date with a mexican tranny lads
went well

dire mate
dire

why

I don't know. He might be crazy.

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alright that's it you've pissed me off enough now

Alarm set for 8:30 ha

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no it finna dabban't

Bore off freak

haha what are you like

why you not asleep then

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why do they make it so fucking hard to figure out how to access the DLC content for dark souls

genuinely have no clue how to see it if you don't look it up

Just like being awake what of it

first day?
welcome
i think you'll find the exits are all sealed

Dark Souls is for brainlets who want to pretend they're not brainlets

been here before you learnt to count mate

>le difficult game
kill yourself

How does he do it

stuff like this winds me up big time
whenever i have to google something that should be self-explanatory or part of the tutorial or something i go "oh you're really gonna make me google it? i'm googling how to use your product am i? google is doing your fucking job now" and it's usually not long after that i ragequit

how about you don't make stupid posts then mr just like being awake

truly cornwalls greatest contribution to the world

>>le difficult game
>kill yourself

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disco is cool
why do people treat it like they treat nickelback

Just waiting for mummy to tuck me in and read me a story

alright here's a proposition

today, just try to be nicer than you usually are, do good things

you were here in the 1980s?
must've been lonely, just you here by yourself for 20+ years

watch it.

disco is fun but it's not cool
or maybe it is
i can't keep track of what's cool any more

ugh

stick your proposition up your arse

Nah, do the opposite. Go out of your way to be a cunt for no reason and get used to the feeling of being judged negatively. Then you'll be unstoppable

>malick is the opposite of hat mate

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this thread is still just me by myself you retard. Not sure when you wondered in, get out

don't you think?

yeah, that's a good one

[Interesting post that makes you stop and really think]

people act like it's so gay and was never cool
it's like they're trying to erase an entire decade
looks like it'd be a good time and the music isn't that bad

Wanking my pubes

fly emirates more like fund terrorism

might be?

laughing at this post

just got battered by the asylum demon when you return to it, forgot about that hole in the floor and fell in and got smashed

I want to install a camera in Emma Watson’s toilet and watch as her anus expands and crowns as a turd emerges from it.

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>get out
i would if i could
but i can't so i shan't

You gotta be crazy,
you gotta have a real need

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Tucked up in bed might pull a fast one before sleeptoil

oh we got a smartarse here
it's OK, you won't last much longer

GOOOODBYE RUBY TUESDAY

Worried about Venezuela lads :-/

You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder

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this guy gets it

What are you even doing lad
What's with the bandanna
Why the peace sign
Why the backwards hat indoors

you should worry about your own country
"democratic socialists" innit

BANANAS IN PYJAMAS

I want to put my penis inside Emma Watson’s vagina.

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took your advice and nearly walked under a bus thanks a lot mate you've made me look a right wally in front of a bus full of people
i'll look where i'm going from now on if you don't mind

are cumming down the stairs lol!

nearly walked under a bus
bloody hell how short are you

'kin ell the black knight sword has a base 220 damage, while my claymore +14 is 247

Had the full costume me

this lad sounds gay

GET THE CHANCE TO PUT THE KNIFE INNNN

Realised that the bananas in pyjamas outfit looks like the Auschwitz uniform

fuck off

Are German spies any good at what they do?