Can I make money by socializing with Nordic people?

Can I make money by socializing with Nordic people?

I came to Germany in 2011 when my family lost everything in a forest fire but this country is very bland and boring. I've heard that Nordic people are very shy and lonely, so I thought I could offer them a friendship-like service where I would spend a day with them for money.

Would such a business work in Nordic countries? Would people use my service? I think I have an advantage because everyone loves Greeks and respects them more than its own people.

I'm especially interested in Sweden and Finland becaus the stories of these people make me cry. My family lost everything, but we are still alive. The Nordics are so wealthy, yet they hate eachother and isolate themselves.

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No, we avoid people intentionally.

I think they have something like that in Japan, actually

This

I highly doubt that'll work

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Why are they like this?

it's an unexplained phenomenon

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>shy
Yes, especially to newcomers
>lonely
No

Personal space

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do people get upset if you invade that imaginary personal space if you're not accustomed to that kind of thing? I mean that's a lot of fucking space

You'd be skipping the line if you did that

elaborate
there's not that much space in the bus anyways

Many people starts feeling uncomfortable, but they won't say anything.

Not mad, they'll just move slightly to indicate that you're getting too close

What you're looking at is a line. No one will tell you to go back in line if you decide to "skip" it because it's a very unwritten rule. You will make people think wtf you're doing, but nothing will happen.

>tfw can bully people by standing too close

If youre a girl you can do that its called being an escort

ooh a line for getting on the bus, right I get it now. I never actually saw it like that, people here just skip it all the fucking time

This, i remember last time I was in Stockholm. I accidentally skipped the entire line. Not a singel swede said anything, but if stares could kill.
I thought the begging of the line was the end

beginning of the line*

When I used to take the buss to school I went past everyone and stood by the side of the bus stop. No one can stare you down and when you get on its already too late to care.

line for getting on the bus? most be a swedish thing, people here in norway doesn't know how to stand in line. pic related is how norwegians get on the bus

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same here except the elderly turn into athletes and sprint towards the stop and get there first when they spot the bus/train

It all depends on how crowded the buss station is.
If there's too many. There's a natural 2 line system that occurs.

i would never respect that "line"

Wow, i love nords now.

a line isn't more effective than that

Must be a Swedish thing
Danes generally avoid most situations, like someone getting hurt, or someone being loud and threatening.
But if you've been wronged personally, you can bet your ass that we'll whoop your ass.

>not opening the middle door
Isn't opening that door a common thing? Boarding the bus becomes much easier and efficient if passangers can enter it from all doors .

fuck nordic ""people""

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If the drivers are tasked with checking who has a ticket/pass on entry then they pretty much have to let people enter through the front door only and the rest are used for exit

No not really, and Sweden is poor compared to Norway.

it actually isnt the bus drivers job to control tickets in our two major cities. i dont think they even can sell tickets in oslo

>nordic flag
>threatening
Cute.

>ppp-lea-ase ddd-on't ddddo it

That's not the case in my city, if you are caught without a ticket during a ticket inspection you get a 1150 kroner (120€) fine. It's the passengers responsibility to have valid ticket in my city

>socializing with Nordic people
Get drunk first. Impossible otherwise

Here you need to bleep your card or mohammed won't drive the bus and you'll be stared down by everyone.

>1150 kroner
Bergenser? Skyss demands that exact amount in its fines.

Stand in line is a germanic thing to do. In Norway we fight to get in and out of public transportation youtu.be/lJjtsbEx6i8

protip: we aren't "shy and lonely", we just don't like people

It's basic human respect to not get all up in other peoples private space

How angry would the Swedish people be if I, an American patriot, began standing uncomfortably close to them in order to strike up an impressively loud conversation?

t. norway is muh celtic

Yeah right, here in gothenburg nobody beeps the card (except middle aged people)

They would probably respond autistically with fake friendliness and then tell everybody the story of the weird american for the next few years

I'm in Stockholm, though.

No you speak Nordic, so you're Nordic

People all over Scandinavia would be extremely uncomfortable and slowly shuffle away while nodding at you, with an unconvincing smile.

>video
woah I wouldn't even need to get accustomed to any of this

Very cool, can't wait to visit.

I hope you get nuked by a terrorist so that your destructive city is erased from this earth

I know, I was telling the retards to fuck off.

Pick up a mirror, Glennigger. Your city is known as a sosse stronghold. Kys.

protip: if you visit Gothenburg, Stockholm or Malmö you won't see many Swedes, mainly arabs and africans

>insulting and spitting on beggars
Thats pretty scummy tho.

But it isn't Blatteborg that decides policy, it's Stockholm

this autism is kind of cute in a way

scandis are autistic cold robots
finns are like southern europeans

I didn't know Glenniggers were this dumb.

Looks like someone fell for the Jow Forums memes.

Arent finns more introverted than all of scandinavia combined?

Where should I go?

no

Gotland, Stockholm Lappland, Österlen.

yes

Korpilombolo

poo-tier desu

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Bullshit.

Stockholm, Gotland, Karlskrona, Lappland.
Dont listen to the idiot.

all of these are me except the bus station one, fucking hell

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Norrköping is pretty nice

Swedes = Stockholm
North = Saami
Malmö = Danes and Scanians
Göteborg = Scots and Goths
Gotland = Mixed Central Europeans, many Balts and the likes, Geats etc
Kalmar / Småland = Geats

most retarded fucking shit I've ever seen in my life

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The last time someone who migrated to Germany tried to socialise with Nords, half of Europe died

Single digit

Not when the beggars are professional tourist robber-beggars from another country

I heard that you don't believe in God Almighty en masse so it checks out why you're so miserable and also bitter.

Wherever, just not the big cities (unless you want to see more arab culture than Swedish)

Who said we weren't happy?
You realize you're like Americans that idolise capeshit right? Religion is literally advanced cope. That's why the poorest countries are the most religious.

t. Sonny Volvo Connysson

>Religion is literally advanced cope
You're just a faggot that doesn't know God personally.
You're just jeleous of religious people because we don't need stuff to be happy or piles of money.
You're basically a prostitute, prostituting your boipucci and time for material stuff.
When you base your happiness and life around material, women( men in your case - negroes specifically) and money you're inferior not major.
To me its extremely baffling how your nations are simultaneously the most happy and most depressed and unhappy thats complete contradiction and the factors analyzed are extremely subjective.

I can't even imagine what kind of person would pay for something so stupid. If you really are so autistic that you can't make a single friend then you are probably too anti-social to hire someone to pretend to be your friend anyway.
As someone pointed out you would be better off being a prostitute there are always people willing to pay for that kind of company anywhere in the world.

>Look how triggered he gets
Cope harder

>basing your existence on outdated life advice and scriptures

Go back to where you/your family came from

I fell down from heaven.

Can I come to your country to just be alone, I am tried of all the "fake America smiles". maybe like a cabin in the woods.

No you fell out of your Turkish mother's hairy vagina

Yes you can, you can become a stottekontakt. You get paid to socialize with others, mostly young people with suicide thoughts

Sounds like the kind of job that would make you suicidal.

they are world champion in taking seats too

They simply refuse to understand. They are broken spiritual husks. What triggers me are their flags which symbolize once proud and traditional christian nations, only to be a sodom dystopia void of spiritual morals at present day. Dont you see they spit on beggars just to feel superior for a moment? You cant find lasting happiness in the material because matter is not everlasting.

Hahhaaha NO, we would not pay money to spend time with you. If we want to hang out with people we can go to church and talk to the priest or something. But we don't want to talk to people.

Yes

we did "understand" once, but we evolved past that. come here and you will see that people dont even call themselfs atheist. its just normal people and normal people has no need for neither religion nor anti-religion.

What you call evolution is simply degradation and decay of your true self and mind. Once you entered the luxurious era you decided you were too good for christianity and binded yourself completely to the physical world. You detached from the Holy Spirit and now try to fill the void with consumerism, but it would never seem to be enough.

> Once you entered the luxurious era you decided you were too good for Christianity
no, we opened learned to be skeptic and realized what a bunch of shit religion is. We find happiness in other activities. The world isn't white an black. Being non-religious doesn't make you materialistic.
We were anti-social even when we were christian. Please stop whit your pseudo understanding of something you have no experience in.

You have no moral breaks when you're agnostic. Many of my friends arent religious aswell and their way of thinking for some things is horrifying to me. Like its okay to be constantly exposed to drugs, weed, have many sexual partners, they dismiss cheating as a big issue with an easy hand, to them its normalized, completely devoid of any family values and goals and putting money and career on a pedestal. No sense of traditionalism too. All of this and more is even further escalated in nordic countries from what I hear.

how come northern uk isnt considered nordic? I'm from yorkshire and we still use norse and old saxon words
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