I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>losing the benefits of being a memeber of an organistaion when you quit said organisation is undemocratic and literally genocide
what are you smoking senpai?

>i-i dindu nuffin
The eternal German
At least be honest, you are getting off to this shitshow
Pic very related

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very beautiful in a sad way

Already wrong lol.
Also, the Bank of England already admitted it missed the mark with its Brexit predictions by a lot.

>what is the ecomonic impact of the euro currency

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>he doesnt want to see the pirates suffer
Cringe

Gott strafe England!

So, ignoring the cringelords ITT, what do you all think today will bring? A short summary of this weeks business in Westminster:
12th - London parliament voted no deal
13th - London parliament voted no no deal
today = London parliament will vote on extension of the leave date

They can't just extend the date, all 27 EU member states will have to agree. And they are only going to do so if the UK has a plan. Do you guys think the UK does have a plan?

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>Do you guys think the UK does have a plan?
Nope.

the cat is already outside though

I guess they will vote against the extension, because that would require commitment. The british MPs rather hide their head in sand and wait until the storm pass.

>Do you guys think the UK does have a plan?
They have made it clear that they don't, they never did. Cameron counted on a remain victory.

But without a plan, they can't go to Brussels.
I'll be following the parliamentary debate again today. My impressions from the last two days: There are surprisingly few MPs who really understand the reality of the situation.

Everyone counted on remain victory

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*taps forehead*
The other side can't know your plan if you don't have a plan!

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>the fourth biggest contributing member of the EU will become destitute the very hour it leaves
>the Pound will crash any day now
>won't somebody think of the freeloading bums in Poland?!?! >:(

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I think that without a plan, the EU won't grant an extension of the leave date. That will leave us with just two weeks until the UK leaves the EU.

They have made it clear that they won't agree to the only deal available. They have equally made it clear that they won't leave without a deal.

Any ideas of how that might work out for them?
I personally fear they will crash the UK and leave without a deal on the 29th. And that only because they can't agree on anything.

There was never a plan in the first place. The referendum was only set up by the Tories to appease the party's Brexit faction and to try to gain favour with UKIP voters. Before the referendum's results were unveiled everybody expected remain to win.

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you can't have your cake and eat it too stupid shitalian

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>They have made it clear that they won't agree to the only deal available. They have equally made it clear that they won't leave without a deal.
>Any ideas of how that might work out for them?

I think Mark Rutte worded it as such: "Like the passengers on the Titanic voting that the iceberg should move aside"

Either they accept the deal (they didn't), they offer the EU an outstanding reason to postpone the deadline (they won't), or they crash (they will).

I'm afrraid it looks that way. My prediction from watching the drama on the last two days:

- vote on extension of the date today passes, but only just
- next week Theresa May goes to Brussels in order to remove the backstop
- but that's already a concession from the EU and a red line that can't be crossed
- extension denied
- Theresa May puts the available deal on vote for a third time
- gets rejected yet again
- chaotic Brexit on the 29th

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>So do we want to leave with the deal, the last offer the EU made to us?
"No!"
>...so we want to leave without a deal, right?
"No!"

Why are Brits so entitled?

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>Why are Brits so entitled?

They never truly felt the collapse of their Empire. They might sing Rule Britannia ironically, but deep inside they still believe it's true: that Britain is a World Power. (The only reason they were ever still important is because they serve as Airstrip One for the USA, and because they were in the EU.)

I can't deny that I'm feeling kinda Schadenfröhlich when reality will finally catch up to their delusions. It'll hurt the rest of the EU (particularly Belgium) as well, of course, but it's so good to see someone get their comeuppance.

they're deflecting blame onto the EU, it's a British specialty by now
they'll ask for an extension without giving a proper reason and when we inevitably rejected they'll go "WE WANTED AN EXTENSION BUT EVIL BUREAUCRATIC BRUSSELS SAID NO!!! NOT OUR FAULT IT'S NO DEAL IT'S ALL UNDEMOCRATIC EU'S FAULT!"

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They really mucked things up big time, didn't they?

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I unironically heard a MP yesterday say in parliament "We're the second greatest nation on Earth." Which was his introduction to saying that no deal will be no problem for this "great nation".

Do you guys think they snort Xanax or something of that sort to be able to be so much removed from reality?

Macron, Merkel? Is that you?

Daily reminder that the majority of England wanted to leave, and the majority of Scotland wanted to stay. Map could be tangentially related.

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Funny thing, it was actually easier to leave USSR than EU. Imagine when they have their own army.

Based, when we leave too we should recreate the entente to counter the kraut union

>it was actually easier to leave USSR than EU
Prague, 1968.

I hope for some IRA kino when Britain leaves

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Fuck the poles.

They just said they will bring the Bloody Sunday murders from 1972 in front of courts now.

B&R, slava Ukraini

They weren't leaving though.

Xanax, coke, massive amounts of alcohol, absolutely. (Like almost every other collection of rich and powerful people.)

The problem is it's an incestuous Good Ol' Boys' club, like so many others. It's an echo chamber and they start to believe their own bullshit. There's no criticism (allowed) or critical thinking. Couple it with factionalism, the famous British gutter press, and short-term egoistic thinking and it's a recipe for disaster.

Must be. Because when I watched the debate yesterday, there were a lot of opposition MPs that said they would go back to Brussels and "remove the backstop" from the Article 50 contract. Even though the EU has said since December that new negotiations are out of the question, and the thing with the hard border OR the backstop to prevent a hard border are a red line that will not be crossed. Repeatedly. I mean you only have to look at the international press and there it is, quoting Juncker and his colleagues.

While those seem like really big numbers, the German net contribution, for example, is a mere 2% of the spending of their federal government.
The percentage is even less for most other net contributers.
To risk a potential drop in gdp of up to 10% to save the EU contributions is not an economically sound decision.

>a few measly billion

You do understand the greatest value of the EU is in the combined economic market (and thus trading/political power) membership gives access to, not the silly frivolous spending on research/education/infrastructure/investments in Eastern Poland, right?

The sum of the whole is greater than its parts. We live in a trilateral world now (USA/EU/CN - compared to the bilateral USA/USSR of a few decades ago). If you're not part of a big block, you want to be. Otherwise you get crushed. EU membership could cost 4-5x as much and I'd still happily pay it. The benefits are enormous. As the UK is unfortunately about to discover.

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to add to that:
If you consider total public spending the EU net contribution accounts for 0,5% and I'm pretty sure the Germans have the highest per capita net contributions.

The contributions are a ruse. They aren't as significant as everone makes them out to be, if you consider the economic benefits of the single market.

Yes, BUT I can also understand how the hopeless Brussels bureaucracy is quite ugly and a thing to be rejected as you can't really do anything against it as long as you're in the EU.

A common market is good and well. The farce that is the EU not so much. I'm thinking of banned lightbulbs in favour of toxic flourescent lights, the regulation on crookedness of cucumbers and such.

Retard

Those are your typical Leaver voters

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As long as there are no European tanks in London I tend to disagree