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>Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It’ll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they’ll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields… and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?

>No, Sam. I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the touch of grass. I’m… naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil… between me… and the wheel of fire! I can see him… with my waking eyes!

>Then let us be rid of it… once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can’t carry it for you… but I can carry you!

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MJ was a nonce.
for the proof click below
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Meant to be at toil right now, but decided not to go into the office because I've been feeling low and stressed recently. The thing is, nobody will even know or care that I'm not there, and I'm sure that's one of the reasons why I've been feeling so disengaged desu

@met
take him in boys

I am a man. Job or no job, you can't tell me that I'm not.

toil-ets are an absolute mess
where's that nice disabled chap who usually cleans them got to?

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once upon a time in the west. good film, would rec

It is insane how much better the book is than the movies.

had the chance to watch it again last year but at the cinema this time, in its restored version. that was great, really.

Not really. The movies were incredibly good for book adaptations. There are much more glaring examples of books being far better than movies you could showcase (Hobbit for a close example, His Dark Arts by Pullman too)

What was the dialogue in the book?

bizzare fucking phenomenon
whacked the fuck out
tangled fucking web
but i'm fucking good at it anyway

bro why didn't the eagles just take them to the volcano huh

The films are missing the song and sheer poetry of the book mainly I think, as Neil Gaiman put it
>Tolkien’s words and sentences seemed like natural things, like rock formations or waterfalls, and wanting to write like Tolkien would have been, for me, like wanting to blossom like a cherry tree or climb a tree like a squirrel or rain like a thunderstorm.
Fellowship was great though

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Thinking about those posts in the previous thread about how someone can still be a virg. Gave me the feels desu.

she's pretty

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Wish I could pause live gaming

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the only bit the films got "wrong" was when whatsherface killed witch king, and i think that was fixed in the extended cut

i prefer the films

>hur i am contrarian
>hur book betar than moovee

out

i am an internationally renowned virgin

typically you need money before you have any respect from and/or influence over a large amount of people

cardigans are just jumper shirts

what about jesus?

i need money, thats what i fucking need

>i prefer the films
Either you’re lying or you haven’t read the books.

think silence by scorsese was better than endo's book tbf.

nary a good post in sight this morning

The films are the best ever made retard

thinking there might be a third option somewhere that you don't want to admit to existing

>books
alri literal victorian

I enjoyed the aussie farting in the yank's mouth last thread
but yeah, on the hole this morning has been dismal

watching ted bundy tapes
interesting stuff

yes, btw, i just want to make it known to everyone in this thread that i read books and i am therefore better than everyone ITT

thanks, and good night

did jesus ever say anything about getting famous and not getting paid being fucking dogshit?
yeah yeah sacrifice and all that. i know.

mate why are you so insecure, someone just said htey prefer the book to the film what's wrong with that

there's always one isn't there
figures it'd be a yank as well

The Scouring of the Shire is one of the better parts of LOTR and it was left entirely out of the films, even the extended edition.

Before I read the book and saw the extended edition I thought it was weird how Saruman just disappeared without an explanation. After reading the book I realized that the way the extended edition killed off Saruman was vastly inferior to Tolkien’s way of killing him off and that the theatrical edition ignoring it altogether was just retarded.

staggering inferiority complex lad

willy is swollen
needs a massage

he's a chad

don't read me
don't watch films either
in fact i'm not literate
don't even understand english

that caged leopard at the fucking zoo
he don't get paid
they all know 'em but he don't get paid

I fear this applies unironically to quite a few posters in our general

had a reminder to pay hmrc that i've been snoozing every day for a week

hope it doesn't mean anyone's bennies get cut as a result

That may be so, but they’re still inferior to the books.

japanese started retweeting this british lawmaker

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was tolkein a gay fella?
only ask cause they're making a film about him and they only do nowadays for historic gays like danish girl, hawking etc

just fucking growls and if you get to close he rips you a new one

im going to hungry jacks lads

i am the 99%

Why?

nah he was a papist reactionary monarchist

but the leopard is powerless and i am not

He was a straight white male and WWI war hero.

actively killing women as he has no use for them beyond sex objects
also denying them from other chads
the biggest brain

hawking was gay? since when? didn't he have a wife and kids?

freddy mercury, edgar hoover, the list goes on ..

sounds like a massive virgin to me, aka hidden fag

if the climate doesnt change soon ill be walking to my car in the rain and i dont have a coat or umbrella or anything

probably took what he could get tbf

Mynah bird at my doorsteps

prefer the other ted

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yes, he often drew pictures of himself bumming young blonde lads to pass time in the trenches
looks like I was the only one who read his biography

sweating and grinding my teeth
might go for a walk

so he builds a machine to talk but not one to fuck with? pretty gay if you ask me

no idea
maybe because he keeps saying otter?

don't worry mate I've got you
*turns all the lights on*
*puts too much water in the kettle and reboils it*
*uses a plastic straw*
*recycles a bottle with the lid still on*

He says 'order' though?

based nature man

Kek no

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orduhhhh

I want to huff Emma Watson’s farts for hours on end.

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Indian vultures are going extinct

if everybody in the thread did this right now i might have a fighting chance

yeah so
you're not made of sugar darling

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the only way in which Tolkien's beliefs were close to anarchy in that he was committed to decentralisation, and hated a centralised state. His ideal was for England to split apart into many small Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, each ruled by a wise king

escaping prison twice was a chad move

imagine how bad they smell lol

you people owe me something. alot.
hmmm i don't know
you'll see

Reminder that this happened earlier this morning.

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>His ideal was for England to split apart into many small Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, each ruled by a wise king
What a LARPer. Bet he'd be a neckbeard, if he was alive today.

willy willy nigga nigga

is this canadian schizo
that's how he started before he became a "name"

>His ideal was for England to split apart into many small Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, each ruled by a wise king
Based

woah...
COOL!

I am not here for your entertainment
leopard at the zoo feels the same

hes gone back to his roots

just wanted to confirm it so i can filter canada

just a few short months until we revoke a50 lads

lol wait till I show my mates this they're gonna flip

ah yes fascinating
*leaves and talks to someone else*

>His ideal was for England to split apart into many small Anglo-Saxon kingdoms, each ruled by a wise king
that is daft. pointless secession is stupid. empires are based

I want to shag Emma Watson.

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just messaged by my ex boyfriend's girlfriend's ex who said that I have the smallest cock he has ever seen. what the fuck

quick somebody link me the copy pasta text to get chinese people off my fucking internet i have a chinese person in my LoL game

the caged leopard
more commonly known as schizo

truth is that Emmett is a better /brit/ poster than the majority of the general
he contributes discussion. gets people talking. each post is a wild ride.

>teehee im bent btw :v