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Pinkdate lad

Could escort you to a noose If you like

hang about, so may can keep redoing her vote until she gets what she wants but a second referendum is undemocratic?

If I booked a hotel for one person, what would happen if you took a girl to your room?

which is worse
Aliens existing
or aliens not existing....

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oh yeah did the 33 year old virgin that larps about having affairs with imaginary people try to banter me?
yeah ok. i'm checking out. i gotta get up early.
peace.

you need to take your mouth for a shite

nothing

We shall see Hellas

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Wish we were taught about India Atlantis war in school

Business Idea: Amazon Hookers™

how do you do it?
how to you keep chugging day after day against all the unending abuse you get. how do you continue to maintain these delusions in spite of all the evidence to the contrary? I just don't understand how you can do this. I can only assume you're too stupid to understand what people write.

Think I’d go back to Ancient Rome so I could have a harem of slave girls and drink wine until I’m drunk enough to fuck my feminine male slaves as well.
I would be so degenerate I’d make Caligula and Nero look like model citizens.

it isn't banter lmao, I'm genuinely telling you that nobody here respects you. do you know what the word banter means?

schizo thinks every other yank is me (catyank)
i barely ever reply to him and i generally ignore him
it's amusing

not existing is worse
that means *we* are the best the universe has to offer

I might do it then.

The latter

Vietnamese existing

Aliens exist but they're a catalyst. Weapons if I may.they was directly attack you. Your enemy summons them for help

Might actually get amazon prime if that was an option

atlantis wasn't real

hmmm billies look a bit like grayons

Alexa, suck my dick lmao

>Aliens exist but they're a catalyst. Weapons if I may.they was directly attack you. Your enemy summons them for help

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Not existing obvs I mean, if we're the only sentient life in the universe that would be extremely depressing.

I've never been sucked but I have had sex before

Maybe thats what Heliogabal did
Maybe Heliogabal is (was?) you from the future?

Never underestimate the human propensity for cruelty

remember when emmett ignored his dads texts for a whole week and posted a picture here thinking everybody would think he was cool
theres nothing cool about ignoring your dad emmett

I think it was an insult for her to bring that abomination she calls a deal before the house once, let alone thrice

Probably definitely another fedora science

i don't have an anus

Such a virgin freak I bet I'd kiss a prozzie if I ever had one.

>Theresa May will make a third attempt to get her EU withdrawal deal through Parliament in the next week.

absolute farce

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Post cat tug pls

Doubt the F part of your statement

what about if your da is a nonce?

guzzling upon a faeces african

Have magenta ink bottle in my hand

whats a fedora science when its at home

hello nigger

it is a source of unending amusement to me that some "brexiteers" vote against her exit agreement.

a few going on gumtree la price range around 200-500 quid just watch for rust

I swear she does those poses on purpose, grotesque strawoman

I would take the deal at this point
Rather this than no brexit at all

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They should just do that via deliveroo or any other food delivery App
Like, you buy a burger for 80€ but with the burger there comes a free hooker
Wonder If someones already doing this
I should sue them

ayyy it's everyone's favourite illiterate loser. you ready for another intellectual bashing? two days on the trot already, you trying to make it a third?

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hes still your dad lad
he might be bad
but hes all youll ever had (have)

Don't insult Theresa, mate. She's a lovely woman who didn't ask for any of this. Behave yourself.

What really? For what purpose?

thank

He looks content

A lot cheaper on adultwork 40 for 15 mins

Lol you literally spend your life here. Tragic, tragic form of existence.

to get her EU withdrawal deal through Parliament

nice cope mate

Hate lanyard wankers

Her deal IS no brexit at all

good chance it'll go through at last minute. it's either that or postponement which brexiters might fear postponing brexit forever

>"What is the modern Canadian family? Is it diverse? complicated? Is there a stereotype?"
not sure what angle prof toilstein wants me to take on this.

The printer ink leaked on my thumb hope my skin stays intact

>dating a married woman
>say i'm confident she'd never cheat on me if we were married because she wouldn't need to (i'd give her all the attention she wants)
>she fucking laughs

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you're a retard
her deal is an exit agreement. in other words you leave the eu but instead of instantly reverting to WTO tarrifs some tarrifs are maintained while we have a few years to sort out the new trade deals. it is litterally brexit.

well that's obviously not going to happen though

her deal is a very hard brexit

imagine a willy sucking someone's head

quantum states != classical states

I hope so too stay safe bb xx

There won't be a postponement, never going to get all 27 to agree to that

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for a 30 year old you look like a teenager

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Jesus Krishna

very rainy in london lads and i've gotta step outside soon rip

nerd alert nerd alert

VERY good
what is his name?

t. 50IQ wagie

It's BINO and leaves us indefinitely tied to this shit

thank you!

Already reached my quota of sad cases for the week. Just came here to make a thailad joke really.
Saw Thailad the other day. Looked really tired. Said his gf's first teeth been growing lately and he can barely do 2 hours of sleep a night.
That's it for me. Thank you lads. Drive safe.

bright and sunny here but still dont like going outside

thailad mogs you

I'd wonder why they didn't exist
maybe there's a reason

Imagine if some madlad would just begin filibustering parliament sessions all the way until the Brexit date

(((Exit agreement)))

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thailad died

no the only serious concern about it is the backstop because IF by 2020 these new trade rules have not been worked out then the state of ireland vs northern ireland is still postponed. this is nothing like BINO

Happened in Birmingham

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