Wake up

>wake up
>still not a kiwi
How do you cope?

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I eat one every morning
people say you are what you eat, so NZ government is obliged to gib citizenship nao

>be born in a rich country
>don't make money
>don't get laid
>post on this weeb neet incel cesspit instead calling everyone a retard

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Kiwis = SheepShaggers.
You dont want to fuck sheep right?

sounds lit
sign me up

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Kiwis mentioned!
Check your letterbox soon.

how soon exactly

Three to six weeks.

thank you, which city do I relocate to first? i wouldn't mind christchurch

You'll be sent to Ross for integration for several years until you can move to anywhere you wish.

how does the integration process go? would I be allowed to travel to greymouth every now and then? under strict oversight if needed

You import nz lamb surely. Love that creaminess?

You'll be regularly sent to the local pub to drink and listen to the old drunks ramble to understand the mindset and values of our society.
>would I be allowed to travel to greymouth every now and then?
Sure, but only every second weekend.

human meat is more popular in australia

Jerking it to jacinda

I'm going to assume the drinks will be accounted from NZ government's treasury

Yes, but it will be the cheap stuff.

Tui and Lion Red mayte

oh shite, knowing your prices on alcohol I'll most likely be served with bartender's piss mixed with alcohol then

FUCK kiwis and FUCK sheep!!!

Probably, but it'll still get ya drunk.

He could also just save his money for a drive up to the whanga's and buy some dope and smoke it on a beach with the cuzzies

i'm not really a dope person

The north is nice to chill at anyways, hiking is a good to get good photos

I'm not going anywhere near Auckland, fuck that

Auckland isn't North, Warkworth is where north starts

north enough for me

Yeah but cuzzies dope is shit.

Why would I cope?