/brit/

How does listening to my sister's spotify playlist make me a nonce?

She's older than me ffs

Big get coming up lads.

reckon I could bum a lad and enjoy it

Gay cunt

think its quite cruel that im not insanely rich

Don't like twitter nationalists anymore. They've gone too far into the river of emotions

Not really

planning something.... big

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might have a cry

Plan on marrying a girl with small tits and impregnating her so her tits will be made of mammary glands rather than fat and thus will be perky for far longer.

How can you listen to normie music? (I'm assuming your sister listens to normie music.)

is this the Somerset fenotype?

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mental how you will never get a second chance at the prime years (8-23) of your life again

Pretty well had a coffee date last weekend which ended in us spending about 4 hours together, even went to visit the local castle. Going to visit her on Saturday so wish me luck lads.

What's wrong with normie music anyway?

And no she doesn't, she's got the Cure, the Beatles and the stranglers on here. Some artists i havent even heard of and theyre decent so

was born too early

>22
dear oh dear...

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What phenotype is this?

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its all a bit fucked isnt it?

having a cry

did the man kick the ball?

she doesnt look that old
id shag the fuck out of her
gypsy

WTF is "normie music"?

posting black QUEENS. hope u enjoy

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i wish i had a sister spotify playlist

show me men

Dogshit

Dated a girl from 18-23, could have got laid so much at uni, easily the easiest pussy I was ever going to get. Turned down so many opportunities, pretty bitter about it to this day.

read that as making sharts for 6 years

i dont

And you didn’t pipe? Batty boy

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that's not what i meant

faggot

is that why you bring it up every single fucking day?

my life has largely been a mirror of frodo's journey to mordor, only without samwise

>piping on a first date

why would you wanty to do this if you want to gf her

Lmao sure you could have mate

>the virgin regret

The stuff they play on the radio. The stuff specially engineered to be ultra catchy. That annoying shit.

wish i was

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no but seriously is this a uniquely British face?
never seen one like this over here

So non-dogshit is what you're saying?

I’m sorry but Zoey is actually pretty based

youtu.be/U8TyXzHmoE0

I just want empire back lads.

She’s too innocent for that mate, she’s the type of girl who still likes talking on the phone rather than texting. She’s been calling me after work everyday since, seems like proper gf material.
She only turned 19 last month and I’m 23, my ex who’s approaching the wall fast at 24 is going to be livid.

Catchy doesn't mean good. Just look at Gucci Gang.

So you have no answer then?

Thought not.

feel uniquely intensely downbeat

Non-dogshit isn't on the radio

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leftypol desperately trying to prove himself to rorke

Don’t think I’ve ever mentioned it before on here I don’t post in the day normally as I’m at toil.

You're making a bigger cunt of yourself with every posting shitlips.

desuarchive.org/int/search/text/easiest pussy uni/

what a boring cunt

people like me should get free things for being so sad

I just told you. It's shit music where the band are just careerists. It's people that should have worked in marketing but decided to try and make music instead

It's idiots

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The not-buyer's remorse

seriously fuck off

Rorke's got words

Sam was the real hero.

don't fucking lie

I'm sure his ex feels the same, with all those rugby players she could have fucked weekly instead of soppy bollocks here

delicious

i have led a life without heroes

haha

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really am very very upset

just get it over and done with

Fucking idiots, why didn't you get the GET for /brit/? Stupid fucking spackas

that's awful

tell me lad, what's bothering you?

I've convinced myself that I understand

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brainstein has me on the ropes, making me do thinktoil overtime

Is this showing the results of a cut or lighting?

You're an idiot.

>life is wonderful enpy? it.
the fuck

Shut up fatso

is this british culture?

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lost gf
dont like job
im all weird and strange
dont normally care about such things but it stacks up

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DING DING DING

WE HAVE GONE 100 POSTS WITHOUT A SINGLE YANKPOST

THAT'S A NEW RECORD!!!

aw man that's awful, take care bud

Look German.