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Kane is an amazing film. I recently watched some comfy British 30's films. Have you seen the 30's Sherlock Holmes movies?

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is this from Jow Forumsasianmasculinity?

Very.

why is EVERY SINGLE person on Bumble an oxbridge graduate

this is very intimidating

only thing i want to do is translate (move) another bomb to dresden

heute wir werden spreche deutsche

fuck off Jochem

jog on grandad

I have not

Glad to know you have no in depth tastes.

shut up Leo
need to find a girl like that. booking ticket to Sommerset as we speak
ematching. dating voor hogeropgeleiden

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stop living in pengdon

do you actually read how posts like these make you sound
wind your fucking neck in

technically not broken edition
haha..
drank water, still havent broken, tho it won't be dry anymore
man fuck impulse, i had nothing else to do its so boring lol.
well im back to 82.5 after 2 drinks - no meat in the fridge so i doubt i will become diet the 4th, at least not today - my stomach is up for it tho
blog out.

toil (get paid)
slavetoil (don't get paid)
unitoil (have to pay)

hmm.... yep, slaves sure had it rough...
*rolles eyes*

bit of an impractical shirt i'd say

Yokem

Imagine never having had a gf by 20, would you even know how to act if you did get into a relationship?

Are you water fasting mate?

The real reason is because sheltered middle class girls are boring even if they are peng

drinking some water RIGHT now

Don't have to imagine it because it's reality for me

Jochem
ch as in how Spanish say Jose

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Can these divisive retards we call our MP's just get on with it. Fucking Blair I swear.

Okay, thank you.

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Yohem

>would you even know how to act if you did get into a relationship?
no

being in a relationship at 16 and being in a relationship at 25 are two completely different things

bless you

wanked from 10pm last night until almost 7am this morning. really really need a job tbqh lads.

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map looks a little off

Going to buy a huge pie from M&S after toil and eat it all by myself.

now i am... for today at least...
will be back on the grind tomorrow, i put frozen beef slices on the fridge and there are questionably old potatoes there, i might be in a crisis tomorrow lol

>would you even know how to act if you did get into a relationship?
I've been in several relationships and I still don't know how to act

Wow, two crazy rapists and a war hero!

Although most big cities have many “sister cities”, Paris and Rome both have legally enshrined sister city monogamy, because “only Paris is worthy of Rome; only Rome is worthy of Paris”.

is this what you meant with the ch
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_velar_fricative

hate life
spent 3 months applying to “proper” jobs with proper pay
give up then get the first call centre job I apply for
just hate this charade

youtube.com/watch?v=YrI2-bZ7wpc

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You'd be best off avoiding the potatoes entirely and having the beef with some salad.
I was thinking of doing it myself, how much have you lost so far?

im a virgin, and never talked to a girl outside of school/friends.
i just see lovers as a side thing, like a complement to your life -- having sex (meaningfully) or showing off your work is pretty much what i see in a relationship

cant even imagine falling so low that the thought of donating to a woman, online or not, would even enter my brainspace

you thought you could walk into a good job
clueless
arrogant
student
little child

This. Pathetic in every way

some people are just destined for the mines lad

How the fuck were these supposed to be a practical way of storing and transporting liquids when they don’t even stand up.
We’re the Romans and Greeks retarded?

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You are a nigger.

not a good job just something that at least required me to have a degree

...

german kino

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maybe they hung them up

I thought they were Mortar Shells from a distance.

8kg since i started as diet about.. 12 days total?
over a month or two.
i know the routine, heh you may even call me a vet... my stomach is steel by now if youre thinking of the problems, i often gorge and lose the weight after one day - i just hate not being able to beat a personal record of 5 days
also, ive run out of ACV and ordering/buying is a pain

I go to the gym and improve my body solely for me and me alone.

This. It’s pathetic, especially when you know hundreds of other guys are doing it.

Oioi

just did a mental poo

good lad
truly enlightened

just be confident and make assurances like availability for overtime or if you're desperate - promising to work over a few years.

yes, quite like that.
many cant do it

AAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEO0OOOO

WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT
WHERE'S YOUR HEAD AT

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they put them in a rack or into a soft ground

just explain it as the phlegm clearing sound

why do people on /brit/ not go to uni but choose to work in call centers?
sounds stupid.

phwoarr

youtu.be/u5BJsRHuhaI

I go in order to improve my chances of attracting a mate

I did go to uni just not a very good one
Also I don’t apply myself and

that's the funniest part, they did go to uni

quite ironic that you say that while using the monstrosity of a word 'phlegm' in the same sentence

Why are you a nigger?

i think if you dont have a plan, dont go to vocational courses, go to college THEN not go to uni WITHOUT a plan -- you're pretty fucked.
i literally did above, but i have a vague plan of what ill be doing -- doing part time made me hate toiling tbqh.

>going to the gym

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kino is french

i smirked as i typed it
they should teach ipa in school 2bh

>tfw homegym masterrace

It’s not

>not going
fat cunt

sorry to interject but would you mind not using that word?

cheers

>going to a gym to lose weight
>going to gym to gain weight as a fatty
are u stupid boyo?

>>going to the gym

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have to go to the gym because I have a desk job
imagine the state of someone who spends all day sat down then spends all evening sat down too

RAINING IN OSAKA

sneed

use rorke instead.

Any good video games to play?

Post your body then lol

looks like a normal guy desu

>people on the radio talking about how British wines are just as good as French ones
Frogs will seethe about this.