>Be savage bavarian barbarian living in a frozen tent
>Try to attack the Romans, a civilization infinitely superior to your own
>Get crushed
>Spend 500 years getting pushed around like a cuck
>Rome finally falls
>Try to grab territory but the Franks invade
>Spend 500 years getting pushed around like a cuck
>Finally get free when your masters die
>Go back to being a cultural tumor on Europe
>Decide to larp as Romans after recognising how superior meds are to you
>Create unnecessary divide in Christendom and prep Europe for a Muslim invasion
>Go back and decided to suppress the reforms
>Fail horribly
>See USA breaking free of imperialism and tyranny and trying to make a free people
>Sperg out and try to stop them
>Get ass kicked
>USA rises up to accomplish more feats and gain more land than you ever have
>Your people flock to the USA like flies and somehow become good people
>Go into an anti American Jihad for 200 years
>Mere mention of the USA sends Germans into autistic rage
>Get your ass fucked by superior nations for 300 years
>Finally unify under the only German with an IQ over 70
>Proclaim yourself an "empire"
>Get cocky and start a world war
>Commit atrocities all the way
>USA finally puts an end to your larping
>"HURR DURR IT WUZ DE JEWS"
>Commit even worse atrocities along the way
>USA puts an end to your larping
>They are forced to become a superpower to stick up for you and provide protection
>USA still makes sure you get the food and money you don't deserve
>USA unifies you again
>USA saves you from debt
>30 years later and you try to ruin Europe again
>Declare a Jihad against European heritage
>USA about to put an end to your larping
Be savage bavarian barbarian living in a frozen tent
Forgot:
>Try desperately to find a to justify aggressive expansionism
>Get pushed over with ease by the French
Wtf I hate Germans now
Why do people constantly make threads about us? You're almost as obsessed about us as about the Americans. And we're not remotely as important.
obsessed
Hes probably mad his doujin girls didnt pay him anymind
You're still terrible.
Ask me how I can tell that this pasta was written by an American.
Cope
Stop.
Very cute
Based
Franks are German nigger, stopped reading there
don`t take things here so seriously
>Create unnecessary divide in Christendom
This is undeniably the worst thing Germans have done. Making the worst shitpost ever posted on a public forum.
Why did they do it? Why?
>Franks are German
Germans are all pussies
post a swastika to prove me wrong
Ahem.
FUCK Jews.
because they are jealous. Also most of you aren't even Germanic you are mostly Celtic. Just look at DNA maps.
Germany is 60% celtic
STOP MAKING AMERICAN THREADS
no
iconodulians needed to die, and since the message of church had been degenerated so much the only way for christendom to resurge was separation. When you see this picture, what do you see?
I see ignorance, i see a mysticist aberration, a crooked belief, a beliefh that denies God's omnipotence and puts both men and demons over his wisdom. This is what i see, and this, needs to end