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Just want to ravish her

Those legs are hot

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>also it's not bump limit now it's page 8
hasn't been enforced for months

Mental how the new world was just a european experiment. Like, no other continent even went near it. Entirely european and christian.

crakin' chebs m'dear

Says the cunt who didnt wait until after the bump limit like instructed

The British Empire

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>page 8
>not the 300th post

Newfag janny cucks out

why does my screenshot have that filename

yeah mate absolutely mental that
*leaves via my bedroom window*

polynesians landed near Los Angeles.

what all these votes show is that there is no overwhelming majority in favour of anything
just majorities of people opposed to ideas on handling brexit

politics is broken

Why can I see her knickers?

Why are English people all sour cunts?
You rave about your sense of humor but you all just get offended and can’t take a joke. You all act the same as Germans

Democracy is a mistake.

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LET ME IN BRITS
POLES OUT

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I much prefer the cidre au Norman

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Biggest defeat of the week, by far, was over a 2nd ref though which is pretty damning for anyone who wants out of Brexit

*sticks my flaccid dick in your ear*
Muahahahahaha

are rod's getting on a bit
who does he look like i can't place it

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having one of those replicators from star trek would be well good

repost :v teehee
mushrooms have a nice mild flavor

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>You rave about your sense of humor but you all just get offended and can’t take a joke.
think you've mistaken us for aussies

do yanks really wear boxer shorts under their trousers?

we need to reinstate an absolute monarchy with prince harry in charge

yeah that's good news tbf
TiGwankers deserved this heeming

No they didn't
Be quiet

sauce is too thin

made out of shit that is

I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

just got a leccy top up on tic

>biggest defeat
not really since a fuck load abstained - all of the abstainers are presumably aye but don't want to do the second referendum amendment right now.

if you add them in it was a closer vote.

*squirts a stream of liquid brown excrement all over your plate*
Oops!

I don't care what you prefer you stupid yank twat set yourself on fire

grim

I’m wearing boxer briefs

The lad from AC/DC

Got a sexy body

dont care.

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the Chumash indians have the same word for canoe as the Hawaians.

I’m wearing nigger briefs underneath my lederhosen

YES
that's exactly it

>also it should've been a slagposting edition
I do like slags but this is probably the best new in a long time, great pic, great title, and even some kino. You dont get that very often.

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I dread going back to work after 2 days off tomorrow

It's not the work I dread, I can handle it, it's the fact my boss is a bipolar bitch whom I can't expect to have a steady opinion ofme, it's either I am becoming the best or I forgot to remove pebble in front of the shop and the colleagues are in on it too.

when people get dacked in american shows or movies they're always wearing boxer shorts

Maybe they just borrowed it from a movie

well, then you can't claim universal recognition of your humble cider brew as the greatest of all time

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went from smoking a pack/pack and a half of cigarettes to absolutely nothing, been off them three days and feel grand

the posh gf
claimed btw so hands off

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imagine living a life you actually enjoy.

cannot even fathom. i sometimes cycle past the big nice houses in my city and try to imagine what it would be like to be those people and i simply cannot.

it should always be chebs edition

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That’s a bit of a cliche I think most people wear boxer briefs I’m pretty sure though some people wear boxers

Mad scone

seen that tommy pic in an op before so i won't give it 10/10 but you're right it's better than most

once had a wank over the queen on a 50p coin

What’s the problem? Money? I was born and raised poor, I’m still poor and I still enjoy and love life.

stung by a bee

For me, it's rough cider made with wild yeast
One of my life dreams is to buy a small apple orchard and make my own booze just for my own consumption

Really enjoy her style but face is fucked

wtf they voted against a second referendum? when?

what fucking idiots

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Things Brits will never understand, sports edition:

>playing sports for your high school and winning the state championships
>cheerleaders
>Friday pep rallies
>scholarships
>sports seasons
>golfing at the country club every Sunday
>singing “take me out to the ball game”
>baseball or football in general
>lettermen jackets
>never playing sports past the age 18
>going pro
>sports drinks and marketing everywhere
>reading books written by athletes

For me? It’s gotta be frosty jacks/three hammers

just seems incredibly uncomfortable though i guess its done for the parental ratings to not show cock

im having a really nice full belly euphoria right now, love cooking my food

Imagine a big black dick ripping her pussy apart

the house will vote on whether to hold a second referendum soon.

my dad used to say if you buy one of those houses whos gonna clean it, all you really need is a nice one bed apartment/studio/penthouse

Leftypol’s description of democracy
>do it again until we get the outcome that I want

its very difficult to lower your standards

>Brexit

Haha, ok Rorke. You've had your fun. Now let the adults do the politics now.

well done man keep it up
i started vaping but it seems to mess with my lungs more than the cigs so it's rare i touch it now
still haven't smoked a cig in 6+ weeks
was only on 2-3 a day (or 10 if drinking)

You'd be bothered aswell when she's down sucking the cock off you.

fucking hell reaktor is massive. UI is horrible but it's so easy to make decent sounds.

kek
twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1105575445137932288

That's May's strategy though

boring

My drink of choice from the off license will and always will be buckfast, I could chug bottle upon bottle of it and never sicken. I love the taste and it hits me better than any other type of drink.

>people underestimate importance of vote
>realise consequences when its too late

the only reason youre against it is because you know remain will win

cooorrrr
youtube.com/watch?v=E4q7qXWZIN8

There are tablets called champix. Some people I spoke to highly recommend them for quitting.

May's strategy is keep giving them the best that the EU will allow her to offer, knowing that the house will never side with her but also that the EU will never back down, which means she can literally just No Deal brexit without parliamentary consent.

I’ll probably get a couple packs for paddy’s day, there was no point in going off them at this time because as of tomorrow I’ll be on a three day rip.

Business idea: buckfast but with cocaine instead of caffeine

>>people underestimate importance of vote
>>realise consequences when its too late
source?

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBS

*reads the entire thread before posting*

Why would I care? I’m American
I just don’t see the point of doing a referendum over, the people have already decided

rumour has it that's what number 20 buckfast is

>hmph you'd be lucky to have something this nice and made with l-o-v-e
I cook real man food, not a girly soup.

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Going to need some proof of this.