ITT: We summon United States

ITT: We summon United States.

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Drumpf

hi

greatest country in the world by far


>inb4 seething yurocucks

I don't believe this post. We need another American to prove his Americanness

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yes?

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hello

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>Spawns
Ya called ya freaking Europoors

>It's called United States of America, not America

23andme

Getting a permit for that cannon costs thousands of dollars and takes forever.

Freedom is here, state your business.

is that really a cannon?
looks like a minigun

We never sleep. We're always awake. We're always watching. Summon us? We're already here.

Beautiful post

Mini gun the lisence plate even says beltfed

you can have artillery too, but takes fucking forever. You can own literally anything really, but it's hard to find 105mm shells because they're not sold to the public

Have you checked your local military surplus store

ahem

War on Terror Patriot Act PRISM Edward Snowden Guantanamo Bay CIA black sites Human Rights NSA mass surveillance Warrantless Wiretapping 4th Amendment violations Julian Assange whistle-blower manhunt Ecuadorian embassy refuge Corporate interests worker's rights healthcare rights free education Police militarization incarceration rate fake weapons of mass destruction Petrodollar warfare Israel "special" relationship ban on boycott Free Palestine USS Liberty attack Mossad cover up false anti-semitism accusations depleted uranium mutinions war crime ignoring the Geneva Convention Agent Orange My Lai Massacre Contras 1973 Chile coup CIA backing puppet dictators Illegal Occupation 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état United Fruit Company Cuban Missile Crisis Bay of Pigs Operation Northwoods Area51 Saudi lobby American Cover-Up of Trials of Unit 731 Abu Ghraib torture and prisoner abuse MKUltra Tuskegee syphilis experiment Suspension of Habeas Corpus Sedition Acts civil rights Martin Luther King murder Cointelpro Bombing of Libya Bombing of Yemen Bombing of Syria Intervention in Yugoslavia Philippine Genocide of 1900 Choctaw Trail of Tears Andrew Jackson illegal Overthrow of the Kingdom of Hawaii haole invasion Okinawa rapes Jarhead rapists migrant caravan ICE children in cages Stolen venezuelan money Paying corrupt brazilian magistrates Hondurean coup 2009 Millions of natives killed Stolen mexican territory Stolen haitian lands

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que puto

‘Sup

This is my favourite

Oops. Just a difference in nomenclature.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

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I can confirm that is an American

Hello

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Based

dijeron gringos no chicAnos

"We just discovered huge oil reserv-"

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Pipeline when

designated sharting mall here.

Spanish is the most American language puto

>you forgot the Alamo

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We have really big reservoirs containing both heavy and light petroleum. Please come

Based.
I hope this becomes the next Tiammen square pasta.

Will never happen. America is too divided to have our atrocities laid out in front bother us. Most Americans know what we have done, we just don't care. Chinese are the only ones denying that shit from happening.

O say can you shart, in the local Walmart?
What so proudly expelled from anus' last leaking
Whose broad streaks and brown stars through the perilous blight
O'er the aisles we watched shit, gallantly streaming
And mutts nappy hair, negroes everywhere
Give proof that our race is 56% disgrace
O say, does that shiet-spangled bummer yet cut
O'er the land of the shart and the home of the mutt

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it doesn't work though because our internet isn't censored

Ban guns I love Obama blacks socialist communism

sorry joao but you’re not muslamic enough

Difference is American internet is nowhere near as censored and you can type this shit out and no one cares. Hell, all that is on Wikipedia with no censorship

Anything for muh second amendment

Yeah, but it's funny. Did you ever consider that?

CHINA

blacked.com

Allow me to share our rich culture with you, non white Muhammads

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Hello? Is the unites states there?

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>Euros don't do archery while in the theater
kek

yes helo im hear

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Fucking lol, is that the batman shooting?

>European humor
Cringe

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ok. hello.

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I ran out of food...

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>minigun
>is actually a big gun

why do americans the hang cheese slices on strings?

I feel like I won't be a true American until I exercise my right to defend my home with an artillery battery.

That one doesn't work. Many but not all at the Alamo were Americans, Santa Ana was a fag and it didnt lead to Texas joining the U.S.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

It's not censored. We know most happened and we dont care(not sure what stolen Haitian lands is). Then a bunch is made up (Area 51 wasnt an alien containment facility), some were pointless but tinfoilers love it(MKUltra), we never bombed Yemen or killed MLK, etc. Oh and Palestine can eat shit.

Even an unfunny and insanely bullshit joke is supposed to have a shred of reality behind it. Besides if your going to list shit their are more amusing ones like Operation Fat Fuck.

Have you ever heard of a parody?

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It's actually called amerikwa

hey look guys i found some dark goo under my backyard.

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>Swedish humor

based white argentinian

why is this a thing, the Tienanmen square pasta is funny because its implied that typing it up gets chinks internet shut down, you can talk about literally all of that and no one will care.