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Bard here lads, any song requests?

you have no idea how much my arsehol stings right now WISH mum would stop being a cheap cunt and stop getting that sandpaper toilet paper from farmfoods

>using gay or retard as an insult

You’re just 1 more adjective from an incel hat trick

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So what's the process now?

The so called femcel

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Yeah.

lads do you think the queen has ever had a girl wank?

I was laughing because it's impossible. I'm not on the side of that remoaner spastic. We'll leave end of March. Can't wait.

RIP Tonka

to be fair your mum's got an arsehole of steel

'e 'f 'th 'e 'lk

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allright!

do you work? does your boss make your life miserable?

of course

this lad's butthurt is endless. i love it

Worst thing about Brexit is that they haven't even tried to make it work

Going to give her a bell and share some advice I think.

swear the dutch poster thinks every girl is peng

prefer train autists to plane autists

shit edition, piss off frog wanker

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GEAROIDDDDDDDDDDD

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She did it to Australia back in the 70s.

im mesmerised
youtube.com/watch?v=E4q7qXWZIN8

*starts sweating*
uh...yeah...mate....

CORRR

oops

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developing a taste for posh birds
would be weird marrying up as a lad though

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new one is better :)

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can't wait for what?

SO many turbulences with your trade, the uncertainty will damage the pound and you will lose Ireland.

youtube.com/watch?v=JUPHkgXwtW8

could not imagine the type of spacker who follows that cunt

When will it be accepted to be Muslim and gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=OxyFaz8cbEo

why are you sweating?

where do you work?

I like it a lot actually. It's chunky but aesthetic.

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i thought that was what london was all about

They have. The problem is that Brexit is fundamentally unworkable.

Post horse racing slags

No. Fixed Term Parliament Act stopped it.

don't think they're posh

We won't lose NI over this at all. Yeah economically speaking there are hard times ahead sure but we'll weather the storm, and it'll be worth it to get our sovereignty back and deal a blow to Germany. You should be the first one to want to leave the EU. The EU fudging the books to let Greece in has ruined your once great country. You're not even recognisable anymore.

youtube.com/watch?v=UaIXUXdYthA

While the Pope recited the above-mentioned formula,Napoleon turned and removed his laurel wreath and crowned himself and then crowned the kneeling Joséphine with a small crown surmounted by a cross, which he had first placed on his own head.[4] The crowning formula was varied to use a plural form ("Coronet vos..." instead of "Coronet te..."), precisely because the Coronation of Josephine followed immediately after the assumption of the Crown by Napoleon.

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quite partial to this one meself
youtube.com/watch?v=L6SMGrIaals

she cute

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>SCAR SAM FACKING GOALS tier post

no EU country will block the extension, we'll still be negotiating brexit in 2025

Since moving to London I've made friends with gays, with Muslims, and at work I've even found one gay Muslim (ok so he's a gay Pakistani and probably isn't a real Muslim, but it's close enough). We are SO tolerant here

>a remain supporting party with a remain supporting party leader tries to do brexit
>people wonder why it doesn't work
All it would take is a real brexiteer.

good but my one is better

You know nothing about Voltaire if you think he saw things through a French lense. He was part of the Enlightenment -- the first people to attempt to view history from a wider perspective. He's a national treasure to the UK just as much as he is to France

cheltenham goers innit
they have slag make up on but their dads go fox hunting i bet
they're all posher than me at any rate

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I'm very glad the people's vote got BTFO

*2205

Shame you ended up like this. You were the home of civilisation and now the only reason people know your name is the pay denbts meme

youtube.com/watch?v=B60x3JRHCu0

>The EU fudging the books to let Greece in
Greece fudged Greece's books and like the dirty fucking gypsy turk mudbreeds they are, they started spending at unsustainable levels because the combined IQ of the entire Greek population is less than that of a dog

>cheltenham goers
>posh
oh dear oh dear oh dear

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haha I'm always banging the birds just like this lad haha

also I'm a virgin

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Gibbering nonsense. The Tories are a Brexiteer party, and most May's problem stem from trying to meet the ERG's unreasonable demands.

for me?
its the """""english""""" language film Rockers

Sometimes I like to listen to old songs that have a somewhat arrogant and bragging demeanour and imagine the singer in a drill music video doing gun signs to the camera and that.

This song is a good example:
youtube.com/watch?v=-INQ63rnpLQ

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He was also totally wrong. There is very little that units Europe beyond vague platitudes. Certainly not anything concrete enough to form it into a nation-like state.

relative to me they are
mebbe posh is the wrong word
socialite?
whatever it is, i'm all for it

>The Tories are a Brexiteer party
lovesarcasm posting funniest /brit/ gimmick

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what is that hatch?

mmm sexy sexe pusy.. ..... ..

on the precipice of a complete alcoholic breakdown

seeing bob dylan and neil young live hyde park in 4 months \(^.^)/

A fan for the vertical landing

imagine something mildly amusing like that happen to you and then instead of sharing it with your, friends, having a chuckle and moving on, you take it to the bloody newspapers to publish as a human-interest "story"

dire

hello Gerun

imagine running to your mum because you're got a sty though
how old is this... wot???
BROGAN TRENT???
that's not a name

intake for swirly vertical up down take off motor engine turbo booster

>we have no sovereignty!!!
>*sovereignly votes to leave*

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Yeah, I know. Spain, France, Austria, and Germany all attempted it though

Plus you have shit like the Treaty of London from 1514, which unified all Europeans into 1 treaty

He was asking why some British people feel "European", like waving EU flags

Blog on

What if some random EU country says "yeah nah fuck off"? Isn't that all it takes?

I'm a stupid idiot

*ahem*
I said post horse racing slags!!

Brexit this
Brexit that
I am sick of all of that

forgot my friggin pic

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He wanted to wipe out natioanl identity and reate and atheist european superstate just because he hated niggers and wanted white sto unite. It's kinda based and if it were possible I'd be all for it the problem is as long as the G*rmans exist any EU superstate will be owned by globalist socialists with tainted G*rman blood who deep down want to see Europe destroyed. Of course the French will always follow the G*rmans like the dogs they are.

If I successfully quote myself you are all newfags

I drink to calm my endless worrying

tusk and juncker will bully them into line.