Hey user

>hey user
>*giggles*
>dude, dude.
>*coughs*
>you gotta hit this shit

what do?

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no you degenerate bitch i don't smoke

Oбкoлютcя cвoeй мapихyaнoй
И ябyт дpyг-дpyгa в жoпы

smoke and then have sex with her. sex feels a lot better when you are high.

>hit it
>spend the rest of the night thinking you should have texted that girl two years ago
so much for "relaxing"

*whaps it out her hand*
*slaps her 'cross the face*
*she cries and screams as my penis becomes erect*
*yell at her until she's retreats to fetal position*
*masturbate and cum on her hair*

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>hahaha user are you a virgin?

Proceed to hit her

Blunt

I pity those who have never smoked a blunt full of weed.

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>that guy who wants to roll blunts because he has seen snoop dogg doing it

Beat the living hell out of her and rape her.
What she going to do? Go to police? I claim that she made it all up because she is a drug user, she will deny and i will ask a drug test.
Smirk the entire time.

No, it's really different
You should try it

This is not weed, nigger. This is a cigar (charuto for Portuguese speaking people).
God, you are pathetic.

At least post a cute girl

Also weed makes me go insane so it's a pass from me dawgh

It's a weed cigar.

Weeds gives me anxiety. Let's pop some oxys instead.

You're dumb, m8

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no thank you
it worsens my mental health issues

slap the fuck out of her and tell her that marijuana is haram

Unless you have a very small dick her injures will prove her right

i'm okay with weed but those who consume it are become turbo-retards in a matter of days, always trying to tell and show people that they somke le weed lmao, those should be executed

No it's not. it's machine rolled.
Are you retard? what you posted right now is complete different from the first picture.

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Not any different m8

It's weed, retard.

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One look at the opening and you can see its full of weed user

>how about you hit this *unzips dick*

>reddit
>topimages
Dumb nigger, it's a children who brought a cigar and other children keep reposing the image to look rad.
Are you so retard that you don't realize that it's wrapped in a single tobacco leaf? What do you think this is? paperkraft?

This is tobacoo.
t. Raised in Santa Cruz do Sul. The western capital of tabaco. And smoked plenty of weed when i had a band many years ago.

I explain that because of my history of mental illnesses I can't consume psychoactive drugs since I have a highly elevated risk of bad trips and drug-induced psychosis while I watch her vagina dry up like a gummy bear in the Gobi dessert.

You're fucking blind
Plus her eyes are red

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yuh lemme have a sip

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This is tobacco nigger. And her eyes are only slight red because her eyes don't know smoke.
The effects of weed are far more red than a simple irritation due to smoke.
You are fucking pathetic.

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Blunts are for niggers and poor people, of course a monkey would post this shit

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Also, she is so dumb that she could not proper light the cigar. Probably is one of those teenagers who try to light the cigar with the lighter without forcing air throw it.
It's fucking off.

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Sure, why not.

He never smoked anything in his life. He just want atention to look like the "COOL DOPE KID"

Kill yourself.
It's weed. Period.

t. Reggie buying monkey

DUDE WEED LMAO

Can you drink?

Most people who smoke weed are very poor anyway. I don't know you're making such a big deal out of it.

I just think it's cringe seeing kids talking about "WEED LMAO 420 BLAZE IT" without even have smoked.
Humiliating them in front of the people they are trying to impress is quite fun.

Lemme bun dat zoot sis

Yes, wat you gonna do?

Sorry I don't do kiddy "drugs". See me when you got some some real nigga drugs.

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Dude grow up and do some real drugs.

I unironically only enjoy weed after snorting a fat line of dope. And since im always on dope that means i always enjoy weed. So i would gladly smoke what she is offering.

She didnt light it yet

>Humiliating

Dude, you're not humiliating anyone here, if anything you're just ruining my shitposting thread. I've been smoking weed everyday since I was 17 and I'm 24 now (I'm not proud of it). I've consumed weed in all shapes and forms. Yes, that girl on the picture is smoking weed not tobacco.

it's a blunt, you virgin lmao

No, I don't want to die before Christmas

Piss off you druggie whore, you'll set off the fire alarm

This guy knows whats up. The best sex I had was when I was 16 and high

t. degenerate

gimme that shit you white bitch.

VAI TE FODER
FILHO DA PUTA

DUDE

>snorting dope
lmao are you afraid of needles or do you hust enjoy wasting your money?

Why are people who smoke weed such hipsters?
I used to smoke weed as a kid but these faggots really act worse than most kids i knew.