Where's my Jow Forums bf?

Hello.
Ah, and it's not morning in Korea.
I think it's the afternoon?
Yes?

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I gonna get cute singaporean bf for my birthday :^)

How old are you?

Enough to post here but not older, responding with just a number seemed like a stupid way to answer but this is most likely worse.

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A young lad, I'm 20 myself. I bet you posted here before turning 18 though

most of us have desu

How long have you been part of this shithole?

8 years and counting

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Yes...
I have been on this site for years and most people posted here before they were 18.
At least it contributed to my English so I can confidently say I can maintain proper conversations unlike most of the people in my country.

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Christchurch nz

Are you a girl? As a Palestinian id love to fuck a jew. For the lulz

I have one and I love him a lot.

He always has my back, and he loves my strong biceps!

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Jesus fuck, I've been wasting my life here since 2011.
It really did wonders to my English too, though only in writing; I'm far too autistic to hold a proper conversation in English.
Why do you want a bf?

Imagine being a 4ch*noid gay incel

*instantly kisses u*
haha u gay too

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To be fair I've never really browsed more than 3 boards at the same time
It started with /tr/ that got turned into /vp/

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>tfw no bf that likes my biceps

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Are they cute or cool and strong or ugly

I'm just using it as a title like the thread of yesterday, I'm not sure if I'm looking because I don't think I am capable of maintaining a proper relationship.

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You are, you are very qt in these threads :]

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I'll give em a push,
I'll give em a squeeze,
And I'm sure that one day
Someone will love these

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I went through a lot of boards /b/ initially, then Jow Forums a lot, then Jow Forums, Jow Forums and Jow Forums and various others, now it's just Jow Forums
So you lied.
If it makes you feel an better, I'd be your bf.

I doubt it

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I mean proudest moments in my life was when I did a backflip as a kid on my trampoline and fell on a rock and became paralyzed neck down.

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what the fuck

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I am not sure too sure about that. I don't think it would ever end well.
Somewhat, I don't know if I did.. It's too hard to tell if I'm lying or not.

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Why do you think you would be unable to maintain a relationship? Just general insecurities?

With me OP, don't worry, we're just playing around.
I'll send him to you when I'm done.

which country should my bf be from to make the cutest couple?

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Luxembourg

Fuck off with your gay posting LET'S CELEBRATE 40 DEAD MOSLEMS YOU FUCKING KEKS

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so rare...

Isn't that what makes them precious

Dunno. Where's my int gf (male)?

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Not only but yeah.

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i guess, but their rarity won't help with my khhv status

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me on the right

>that face
also why do you want a hrt trap? isnt a cute boy easier to find and less hassle?

>>that face
Take that back.

>also why do you want a hrt trap?
Wouldn't be able to explain, I should be sleeping.

>isnt a cute boy easier to find
Prolly.

>and less hassle?
What do you mean?

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>did not go to an all-boys scholl in east asia/western europe
It's over now

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face still looks off to me, soreym something about the poses and filters
and i mean less hassle as in boys don't have to deal with gender dysphoria

>wake up
>there is already a gay thread going on
Hi boys

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same

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Care to elaborate? I'm legit curious. What exactly are you insecure about?

Wanna bet on something again today?
:3333

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Post your butt again.

This thread only proves that anime and weebshit culture turn you into a fag

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Hello.
If I would I'll just make the thread depressing.

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Its too early to ruin my day and embarrass myself but okay. What do you wanna bet on?

why? cant you find it back in the archive or on Jow Forums?

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Want to tell me in private then?

I meant a different picture you silly.

Hmm
Let's go with "do I get laid today?"
Because who knows, I'm kind of attitude-y

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i'm not sure i wanna be that lewd this early...
i'm unsure about posting myself like that as it is

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Well ill bet you will get laid then.
And this time you gotta call me cool if I win. What do you want in return?

>i'm unsure about posting myself like that as it is
But why? You're very very cute and you were still fully clothed, so it was nothing lewd or slutty.

no
no
wait just a second
Fuck this isn't cool at all

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Pretty comfy thread

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I don't know, I prefer to not think about that stuff.

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Im learning and adapting.
Who’s smug now?
Do you still wanna bet?

i mean, it kind of was...
but i'll post something to be done discussing, to get this over with

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No I do not
But it's pretty cute when you think you have what it takes to outsmug me, keep learning maybe one day you're worthy enough to become my student
Maybe :3333

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It's not lewd just cute.
And nice too, so very, very nice... From now on I'll also go up the stairs two at a time.

2 at a time? Why not live on the edge like me and leap 3 steps

I don't think going up the stairs two at a time will act do anything.

i dunno, it feels a little promiscuous...
but i'm glad you like it user

back to /pureboy/ mode now

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I might try it when I get used to two. Don't want to hurt myself.

But the Belgian user told me that's what he did, I also want a cute butt...

Who honestly has time to take each individual step? I pity short people.

shut up

Is this why you are so smug? Cause you are closer to hell >:3 ?

Being short is not that bad desu. I like getting on my toes to kiss my bf :3

I said shut up
I couldn't have done anything to it

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me on the left

No bully.
I don't think that's the only reason.

I know shorties are cute, especially when they get angry about it.
Nah
Okay ill shut up for now then :3

Not gonna lie, this thread is pretty gay.

Shortbois...

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I'm not short enough to justify bullying.

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i dont know any other reason besides genetics why i would have a nice butt
keep in mind i have been doing the stairs thing multiple times a day for YEARS

Tbh as someone who is 175. I barely have any right to bully anyone on their height

this is a gay thread? i thought we were all women here

>I don't think that's the only reason.
Maybe not but it's probably one. You can work out your butt you know, it's not all genetics...

Venting helps you know, and I want to help you. It's probably not as bad as you think it is.
I do, I'm a small boi

See you're not even tall! Probably average or shorter in Denmark.
Genetics play a large role.
I don't know

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Just give him your discord so he can give you the e-bratwurst.

Im the shortest of all my friends.
Sorry for bullying

So am I.
I suppose I could do that but I'll just mess up again.

Just drop some form of contact info, I'm willing to talk. Trust me, you'll feel better after letting everything out
That's not what I want

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>crying about being 175 cm
Try 170