Culture Pals /cp/

is it really ever going to happen?

When

No

Never

Not sure about the latter, but you can change the former by going to the local store and getting some damn good coffee.

Making eggs

>getting some damn good coffee.
maybe tomorrow. but holy shit the milk tea meme is too strong here i might just get one tomorrow.

the situation is confusing.

>milk tea
Now why would you do that? Tried it once and didn't do a thing for me.

I'll try explain it
Definition of Brexit: Brexit

Does this clear things up?

>Now why would you do that?
people can't shut up about it I want to know wtf it's all about. might be a one-off.

helps a lot.
the pm has been to belgium maybe more than once to discuss stuff but nothing comes out of it.
idk jeremy corbyn's end game.

What about NI?

Anyone seeing their qts soon?

I wonder if our resident magyar just wieved me.

Is he qt?

It's a she, I believe.
I am not sure if it is her. :(
I saw a qt(gril) Polen though. :)

Message them

Dropped a free weight on my finger last week and now it's all swollen and I'm pretty sure there's puss underneath so I'm gonna pop it tonight :)

Post before and after pic

the qt pole has nice glasses. I can't message her because I have nothing to say apart from that.

Talk about her glasses

youtu.be/X7C20hCDS80

You're probably the worst poster in /cp/ and I know exactly who I'm talking to because you're the only Portunigger that ever browses /cp/.

You don’t talk to him like that.

Apologize

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stop bullying randy, faggot

...

I stand by my post.

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Stop it

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Randy is the worst poster in /cp/ and you, my friend, are the second worst.

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Remember lads, subscribe to PewDiePie

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Sorry didn't see this till now, can confirm there was a fuck load of puss though

I did.

Hey faggot, stop it right now. That honour belongs to me. I'm by far the worst poster

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I had a sudden urge to this morning for some reason

Just did

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>putting anything in your tea or coffee
ishygddt

I just put milk in it

No e-qts remembered it was my birthday today but my irl qt did.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It’s always been the opposite for me. IP qts remember

It means a lot more to me coming from an irl girl I actually have a realistic chance at dating though.

You could date your e-qts tho

irl qt is more qt than most of them

Really? It seems foreign qts are way better than girls here. Especially behavior

Yeah but that's because they're not Americans
I just got the interpals app and I searched by closest to me geographically and everyone nearby looks like total dogshit

American girls don’t use Interpals. It’s not well known here. Girls here strictly stick to Instagram

>move to a new city, been going to a new gym for a couple of weeks now
>small independent place, everyone seems to know each other
>today two big guys come up to me, start chatting, talk for a while in-between sets
>I finish up and get ready to leave
>"nice meeting you user, see you around"
>tfw

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Mememolo is moving up in the world. Nice

How dumb do you have to be to post a picture or you with mouth herpes?

interpals.net/app/photo?pid=937096904802205696

Don't get me wrong most Canadian girls are fucking retarded and on average look like shit compared to foreign girls. I just have a skill for finding the decent ones I guess. The irl girl that remembered it's my birthday is intelligent, down to earth, and doesn't wear a lot of makeup but has the sort of natural beauty where it's not necessary anyway.

>doesn’t wear a lot of make up
Well that’s good at least. The Canadian girl I talked to wore a lot and was crazy

Hahaha wtf was she thinking

So fucking stupid

Gwen?

>tfw no 1st world gf

Have you messaged North American qts yet?

Yeah a lot of them do kind of have this problem of trying to be a bootleg Kylie Jenner. It's not a good look desu. A lot of them also have shitty hair as well, I'm no hair stylist but I can tell most of these girls have totally destroyed their hair from dying it too many times.

Yeah the girl I talked to died her hair often, usually blonde though. She woke lots of make up and had very long painted nails. She was also an SJW

*dyed

My irl qt still has her natural hair colour and her hair just looks so much nicer than most other girls because she hasn't fried it with 22 years of dying it twice a year.

That’s good. Is she an SJW though?

tfw balding

LMAO LOSER!

HAh boomer

Girl asked me for my name, is it time to do the good ol' "doesn't matter how I am, what matters is my plan?" line?

embrace it

Do qts like this song?

youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8

I don't think we've ever talked about politics so I'm going to assume not because usually SJWs can't stop themselves from bring it up.

Yes. That actually may be a good ice breaker

We already broke ice by talking about action movies.

Kebab removers do

Bune a qt

/LilacSings

>I'm here to practice my English
>is Canadian
Who do these broads think they're fooling?

Based

>that kino moment when the cops pass him by and the song syncs up perfectly

>middle eastern girl
>This user does not accept messages from Israel.
heh

What are some massages you guys send when they only have stuff like 'I don't know what to put here, if you want to know more just ask'? Feeling bored

Never underestimate The Eternal Q*becois

i send every girl the same message, it works about 80% of the time

>tfw still haven't found a qtie that has seen The Wire
shit sucks

user , he said first world gf

Think I'll just ask if they pour the milk before or after cereal, that will give them a good look into what they're getting from me.

Try Ukraine
Canada?

>try Ukraine
I did, but to no avail.

Russian?

Maybe the Omsk twins have

Nvm, figured the search engine out and now I've found at least 2 that I msged.

Were they eastern euro?

They were French, Spanish and American.

Odd

The Spanish one is the one I hope to have a good convo going since we have a similar taste in several things on her list.

Have her come visit you and you could binge watch The Wire

what a bunch of plebs