4000 year old Ireland butter

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THIS IRELANDIC BUTTER is 4000 years old and was found from the swamp.

Researchers estimate it was 4000 years old butter.
During the bronze age native Irelandic speakers hide their butters in swamps for later use.

Now researchers are debating if it could still be eaten after 4000 years of being preserved.

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cholesterol joke

>Now researchers are debating if it could still be eaten after 4000 years of being preserved.
One way to find out for sure

Irelandic?

>Now researchers are debating if it could still be eaten after 4000 years of being preserved.

they just need a brit to test it

Must be an instant-death consumable IRL

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yes, originating from the Ireland island next to British island

Irish

Deep fry it first. A Dutch or American will volunteer readily

oh, sorry, my mistake

Icelandish
Icelish

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It makes as much sense as "Iceish" instead of Icelandic. Personally I like the ring of "Irelandic".

why didn't the irish just eat the butter?

4000 year old food poisoning

Icelandish sounds like a nice word even if its incorrect

But Icelish doesnt work

potatomind

lack of courage but maybe someone will eventuylly try it

nah, éire->irish, éire+land->ireland

why don't they just use hibernian or gaelic ffs

It's not even properly Celtic, much less Irish, if it's from 2000 BC

excuse me but that is the most celtic butter there ever was thank you very much

>have literal butter growing in your swamps
>STILL starve to death in the famine
Fucking hell.

this is what Ireland used to be about

>Now researchers are debating if it could still be eaten after 4000 years of being preserved.

I've looked into it and I say it's ok to eat

>butter made by folks that spoke iron speech
based
>dairy and hiding things in swamps
yee

>its safe to eat

I believe you

Not on the menu for me.

Good banter.

>During the bronze age native Irelandic speakers hide their butters in swamps for later use.
lol

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>butter made by folks that spoke iron speech
I PAY THE BUTTER PRICE!
WHAT IS CHURNED MAY NEVER CURDLE!

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more like swamps preserve the shit out of every archaeologically interesting find, you buffoon

Denmark is a prime example. They have so many bogs full of thousand year old viking swords

its the language spoken by pre-gaelic people
which the people who spoke gaelic found fucking incomprehensible and unpronounceable

peat bogs* preserve archaelogically interesting finds because they're so acidic
drop something organic into the swamps in the everglades and it'll rot away/be eaten within 72 hours

Ireland is only relevant because they're Celtic

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Is it even made from pasteurised and homogenized milk?

Hot take: Ireland is only relevant because it was colonized by your kingdom and colonized by our corporations.

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I have a feeling pasterisationing wasnt invented back then

Celts came to Ireland somewhere around 400BC

So consuming milk that wasn't pasteurised is ok?
Is it another conspirady behind it?

How much for a slice?

It wasn't colonised by my kingdom

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Act of Union 1707 preceded Act of Union 1800, so yes

quintessentially american post

the kingdom of "great britain" was a larp by two groups foreign to britain

I speak pre-goidelic very well thanks
nonetheless you can see it is filled with pure celtic calcium, strange

*Irelandic

had that butter been found earlier, it could've saved lives ;__;

Sure but basically every group was foreign to Britain pre-1337.

>cum dumpster for Britons
>cum dumpster for Romans
>cum dumpster for Catholics
>cum dumpster for Angles, Jutes, and Saxons
>cum dumpster for Normans
>Goku finally goes power level 9000
>Slap France's shit, sink the Spanish fleet, steal a bunch of colonies from the Dutch, dump oceans of opium into China, turn Germany into rubble, blanket Southeast Asia with Agent Rainbow (you guys invented Agent Orange, not us), etc. etc.

Quite frankly, British history is amazing and I'm sad so many Americans don't know pre-1776 stuff.

We value the scientific method, yes

>Britons
We who are today called Welsh and Cornish are the Britons in the original meaning.

Oh and I forgot Danes in there too. Probably because I don't have Jow Forums Danegeld so I have to post with a captcha.

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>drop something organic into the swamps in the everglades and it'll rot away/be eaten within 72 hours

*blocks your path*

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>implying this timeline isn't a result of defeated Anglo-Norman time travelers trying to undo the Galactic Gaelic Empire

I have a feeling a bunch of rebels took down the Galactic Gaelic Empire because of how retarded the word "taoiseach" is

I mean I'm sorry but come on. That's just as bad as all of the nonsense phonetics English has

>that looks tasty
>let's get a we little taste of it yeah?

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Man I'd be hesitant to try that old as fuck butter. What if it carries the zombie virus? They should test it on some Irish tho, seems fitting.

We like deep fried foods yes, but not deep fried butter.
We keep our limit at: meat, vegetables, cheese, fish and seafood
The Scots included icecream and chocolate.
You lot don't have a limit on what you can fry.

>We keep our limit at: meat, vegetables, cheese, fish and seafood
...which is pretty much every food group. Admit it, you are uncomfortably similar to our decadence, and considering New York's previous status as New Amsterdam, I'm pretty sure we learned it from you

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reminder their PM is a gay indian atheist

We don't deep fry butter, or sweets.
And it's ragout with the meat/fish/sea food we fry, not whole pieces of meat. We aren't barbarians.

>redditor

oliebollen aren't sweets? I would consider powered donuts sweets simply due to the sugar content

Forgot about Oliebollen.
They are basically fried bread, but it's not like we are special for that. We might have the OG doughnut, but most countries in Europe have a version.

Fair enough

The three most common fried foods in the USA are not the absurd "state fair" pictures you see, but these two recipes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_fries
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_dog

Three* edited in french fries obviously

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The Irish can't even conquer Ulster let alone the galaxy

I just watched him eat that civil war hard tack 10 fucking minutes ago

at least Irish phonetics are much more consistent

That's what happens when you get invaded by the French instead of cooperating with them
I'd rather be speaking Old English today than nu-cuck English

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is that the guy who eats old military ration tins? I think I saw him eat a 1950s Korean War American MRE once

nice

Apparently, aside from slight oil-solid separation, peanut butter never goes bad.

Tywysog is better

white people WILL eat this

you're right, cheese (and mead) is the crowning moment of Indo-European culture

stay gelatinous Rasheed (translators note: Paki is not Indo)

xD I'm dead

>Now researchers are debating if it could still be eaten after 4000 years of being preserved.
Och aye, give it to some Scotsmen ye ken

Well, if scotsmen survive it, you might next next try it on a poojits, and then on humans.