You wake up in Stockholm...
You wake up in Stockholm
i think they would discriminate against me because im finnish and i dont speak swedish
I take a train to Copenhagen
OOGA BOOGA MISSÄ RUOTSI TYTYT
This
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE BRED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET ME BACK TO SKÅNE
Haven't been there, but it's on my todo list.
Take the bus to university like every day
Quietly make my way to the airport while watching carefully that my anus doesn't get violated by a pack of roving Swedish gays.
hmm weird, moving from stockholm must've been a dream *sigh*
>Sweden
>Train
sure waste your money, I'll wait for you in Köpenhamn while paying 1/3rd for my plane ticket
>break window
>acquire glass shard
>conceal it under clothes
>call wife for funds
>buy hooded jacket
>try to keep a low profile
>call uber to airport
>take the next flight to poland/hungary
Allah akbar.
Will probably be screwed since my debit card only works here and they use E-money.
>tfw didn't die in my sleep AGAIN
Swedes scare me so I try to GTFO out of Sweden ASAP.
This but unironically.
cool
That’s rather bad.
knock out the first person i see outside my yurt jump in the sea and swim back home
but those CO2 emissions
a train ticket is 200kr
Enjoy the city, its history, try the local food
Enjoy the gay scene
After some days go back to Milan with my Swedish bf :3
>take the subway to Stureplan and act like a brat