>59 years old gf
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>59 years old gf
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Curious why I'm getting made fun of for being in love with an older women.
People on this website like all kinds of degenerate shit like traps, but god forbid I love an old woman.
>but god forbid I love an old woman.
Dusty vag
Older women are much more willing to have sex than younger ones. Older women are a lot hornier.
they jealous of you
>being so desperate you're willing to fuck an old woman
user....
Based. I'm reminded of how in Trailer Park Boys that black guy from J-Roc's gang gets roped into a women's massage parlour gig in the park and becomes really good at it and also known for his 'happy endings'. He marries an older chick he meets on the job hahah, fucking love that show.
>I won't have sex with a woman unless she had 100 penises inside her before me
whomst are you quoting?
I'd rather have an older woman. You underestimate how fun they are.
Dating a nonvirgin unironically makes you a cuck
>You underestimate how fun they are.
Disgusting
My wife is into giving footjobs
i have no wife and i must scream
But how old is she?
46
>date a girl
>take her virginity
>dating a non virgin now
haha cuck
but they're literally post menopausal and you can't even have sex or children with them, it makes no sense
is she a fatty, most latinas I encounter at the age are very fat.
>i have no wife
how many gfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb
zero
the guy has to do it
She's about average. She's not obese like most of them. She's very sexy.
>have to use lube because they are so old they don't even lubricate
sounds lame
yes 250lbs
never underestimate my power
Where can you view the original video?
All the ones I have seen are all edited.
You mean my pass spamming ability
what video?
Never had to use lube.
yes she's 300lbs
how old?
>not having a cute wife, and a cute sissyboy to serve the both of you
>>not having a cute wife, and a cute sissyboy to serve the both of you
You're not missing much but a restless night
t. skimmed it
you're kidding
46
does she speak to you in spanish while love making?
nice selfie, love the filter you put on it
idk i only saw shitty webms I didn't even get to hear the screams
Forgive me lads for I have committed a sin
Spanish and English. She tends to be very loud.
Confess
I went to a 7/11 and mixed drinks at the fountain with the largest cup possible
I mixed Coke, Lipton, Orange Crush, Pepsi, Hawaiian Punch, Mug root beer, Sprite, and Dr Pepper
i used to do this as a kid, what's it taste like? sounds awful
when was last time you put benis in her vagina?
also last time she sucked your benis?
GUYS
BE MY GF
Penis in vagina has been a few months. It's been a while since blowjobs.
Last sexual thing was I rubbed her until she came
It tastes oddly good, the orange crush and hawaiian punch really stand out alongside the cola and dr pepper, and its an odd fruity cola type deal
Its sort of indescribeable but it's quite enjoyable
ewwww
do you guys call this swamp water?
how old were you two when started dating and when got married? I won't judge if you was underage.
As a kid some of us called it (a) suicide
Would prefer BF
*screeches in a calm demeanor*
I was 24. She was 44. We started dating and six months later we got married.
yeah that's what we called it.
hope he gets beat up in prison. but sadly NZ prisons aren't violent like American prisons.
Club sandwiches are the most underrated food in America
Stuck at my dads with just a ps2 and my phone. Should I try finishing MGS2 or play SSX3
*screeches aggressively*
What's with the paper bag he's wearing? is NZ really that poor?
Bruh he's gonna be like Breivik getting coddled for the rest of his life in a rehab program at taxpayer expense as a 'punishment' for his crimes
it not like a mass shooter is going to be admitted to general population anyway you dunce. he'll be under such a high level of security that no one can touch him
*cries aggressively*
traditional maori outfit for prisoners to honour the indigenous contributions to NZ
it's a smock so he can't hurt himself
did you accidentally put punishment in scare quotes when you meant to put crimes in scare quotes?
Just got back to Wisconsin from Texas. Mexicans are cooler than I thought
most american prisons aren't like tv and movies either...
Why were you in Texas for so long?
Watched the American and Canadian news coverage of NZ, the American news seemed kinda uninterested. I wonder how long they will follow this one
Cool. I have family in Texas but they excommunicated me :(
whyfor
A lot of Chicanos I know are really cool guys
It helps knowing Spanish quite well so they cant talk shit about you in your face because these mfers they love to shittalk people in front of them because they dont know Spanish
Spring break and I'm checking out the grad schools that offered me admission. UT Austin is high on my list
They're too pussy to shittalk in front of you? Why can't hispanics into banter?
They're hardcore Catholics and I'm openly homo. They didn't invite me to the last family reunion they had and it hurt my soul.
Wait was this not a Tramone post? Haven't you been here since like December?
Yep lmao I recognised a few words the first night there and I gave them a side eye
are u guys idiots or do u "know better"
wat
gf friend called me grandpa again
this site definitely hasn't been a postive influence on my life overall imo
then again some of you /cum/bois are real cool
I will celebrate the day when this site gets shut down
but he knows better than i do?
Surprised they knew what cripplechan was
If you cared about your soul you'd be catholic
I have family in Kentucky except they don’t like me because my girlfriend isn’t white
Me too man, but I'll miss shitposting with everyone here on /cum/
really want to buy something to drink but its pouring rain and already eight pm
I actually still somewhat identify as Catholic and go to church.
if you still think books like the quran or the bible are harmless, youre an idiot