America has no real heroes, so they have to make artificial ones, like fucking Marvel “superheroes”...

Those are just over the top characters from stories for children

>real heroes must be like Putilov, Voroshilov, Susanin, Gagarin, Zaytcev.
You just made up those names didn't you?

>hero
>Gagarin
Why? Are retards really considered heroes now?

or Lenin.

>(((Isaac Babel))), (((Vasiliy Grossman)))
t. kike
Literally everyone is supposed to know Gagarin.

>Why? Are retards really considered heroes now?
In Russia, heroes are retarded because men who think are weak, praise putin.

Superheroes are supposed to be for kids, the problem is that nowadays grown up men wants you to believe that they're deeper and more mature than you think

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t. literal brainlets

>tf
>tp

>t. worships charcoal

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Brendan Tarrant is our hero now.

The russian janny has gone full autistic again...

Sorry I don't get in the habit of remembering literal nobodies.

Oh fuck off, the guy was fucking based.

Russians are subhuman animals

seething

Show some fucking respect you mutt

There was no reason any of those people had to die. At least they sent some monkeys and dogs to do it at first. There is a reason that guy went out cursing the people who put him up there.

>There was no reason any of those people had to die.
This is why you lost the pace race.

Why is every post on this board with this flag always spectacularly bad?

Americans lost astronauts as well

Just a bit of banter bro

America is country of NPCs. There are no place for heroes, only for customers, that's why all their heroes are fakes.

Yeah and that was horrible too but at least those were usually genuine accidents instead of rushing something because the guys in charge want to celebrate Stalin's XX'th birthday.
I don't care about the space race, I don't care about the moon landing either. I just care about people having a high quality of life.

Russians are some of the best posters though, mutt.

He's probably thinking of the 2 vodniks that are loud minorities on this board. Oh and the butthurt russian janny.

Most russian posters are funny.

So you're telling us the american space program wasn't rushed as well?

>those were usually genuine accidents instead of rushing something because the guys in charge want to celebrate Stalin's XX'th birthday.
They literally only happened because you were trying to beat the Soviet Union..

They were rushed some of the time, though it was mostly oversight on certain things that lead to the accident in question. Such as the nylon straps that caught on fire in Apollo 1, etc. We didn't push these things with 300 known problems to meet a one day deadline or get sent to a gulag in Siberia for treason.

The soviets never cared about personal safety, that is relevant even today in Russia.

Memes
Let's admit they were more willing to take risks, sending all your men to die uselessly wouldn't make any sense, training a cosmonaut takes time and money

>Let's admit they were more willing to take risks, sending all your men to die uselessly wouldn't make any sense, training a cosmonaut takes time and money
Thanks for proving my point....

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Name 5 american heroes (not capitalist richmen, but ordinary heroic people)

same request for you

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"The Russian Hero"

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Tilman Pat

>America has no real he-

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Based
Zoomies, xoomies, non-X/boomies will not understand

>like fucking Marvel “superheroes”
user do I have to remind you about this little gem?

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In Las Vegas, the Flamingo Hotel (as was) has a memorial to notorious jewish mobster Bugsy Seagel who killed at least 12 people and was associated with the NY Mafia.

America makes hero's out of criminal scummers like him, Al Capone, Bonnie & Clyde, Butch Cassidy etc... and then has more criminals in jail than any other country on earth

Mentalists

Wtf is this

One of the most based manlets who ever lived

youtube.com/watch?v=WsQVdrillxA

Modern russian blockbusters can be so cringe
>decide to watch this
>actually don't after seeing a few minutes of it

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... none of these asshats are heroes.
we have tonnes of heroes...
edison, wright brotherss, jobs/gates, jp morgan.

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>jobs/gates, jp morgan

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Lmao

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You forgot to turn on your proxy...

Your average American literally can't handle sincere heroism
They get confused and uncomfortable

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>Modern russian blockbusters can be so cringe
This can be applied to every blockbuster movie outside burgerland desu, tho I am curious how this youtube.com/watch?v=c8LAwozrXPo will turn out to be. From the technical point of view it looks quite good.
There are also bollywood movies but they are 100% self aware.

BASED AND KVPILLED

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>America has no real heroes

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>Name 5 american heroes (not capitalist richmen, but ordinary heroic people)
>Your average American literally can't handle sincere heroism
They get confused and uncomfortable

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Yeah I'm actually curious about this one, netflix bought it but no release date yet

>This can be applied to every blockbuster movie outside burgerland desu

Russians produced some good big budget movies in the last few years, Salyut-7, Spacewalker, Fortress of War

That pilot who landed the passenger plane on the Hudson River

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Sergeant Alvin York
Paul Revere
John Brown (depending on your leanings)

Want me to keep going?

Heaps of great blockbusters are made in NZ. We are highly sought after by Hollywood. Don't speak for the rest of the world, yurocuck.

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With american money lmao

I wish vatnik retards like OP would get banned

some squatting slavs nobody cares about

Yes they are made in NZ but not by NZ

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Fuck off turk, they are the worst

You don't even understand what a 'hero' means, dumb fuck. A bunch of Russians died as cannon fodder because your czars including czar Putin never gave a shit about human life.

>vodniks
who?

based and orlikpilled

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t. poltard

Stalin was a huge hero too
He "won" the world war 2 apparently.
At least that's what the average Russkie believes.

Ummmm who is Peter Jackson? Taika Waititi? Andrew Adamson? All three kiwi directors have created multiple blockbusters.

I prefer the StuG myself.

...

nope
although ww2 was won by the USSR

To a couple of freak accidents caused by minor malfunctions that spiraled out of control.

>Challenger
Exploded because a single washer produced poorly got too cold and broke.

>Columbia
Burnt up on reentry because a piece of foam insulation fell and broke one of the incredibly fragile thermal tiles that otherwise would not have been affected during launch.

>Soyuz 1
Multiple, MULTIPLE glaring safety and technical issues in key systems that any amount of rigourous testing should have caught.

sounds like a cope

this

dude they have plane crashes like every week.
they managed to kill the entire polish government in a plane crash. africa tier

it's massive cope

Actually both Shuttle accidents were caused very much by safety and technical issues that were known but ignored.

All the same, two accidents in 135 Shuttle flights is statistically not a bad record at all.

real heroes don't exist

American productions
Jackson NZ movies are ultra based but not blockbusters

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>dude they have plane crashes like every week.
No we don't. We probably don't have more than you do.
>they managed to kill the entire polish government in a plane crash
That was the entire Polish government killing itself in their own plane.
Not very smart.

*tips*

The live-action DOOM movie was made in NZ

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>he think that's "accidents" due to incompetence

There's a reason all those crashes kill state leaders and CEOs

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Don't be salty, Ivan. Spaceflight is literally the only thing our countries are buddies about, now, and is probably our best chance at any sort of reapproachment.

>salty
You're the one justifying your own incompetence as mere accidents and "acts of God" while attributing those of your opponent to negligence, my man. You sound like a child.

Killdozer was a real american hero.

R.I.P.

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Can't have any legendary old heroes if your country is less than 300 years old.

Nah. My point was more to point out that American incidents are generally small, overlooked or "unimportant" details that bite us in the ass, while in the specific case of the Soyuz incident, massive fucking mistakes were made. It's not a judgement on the entire Soviet space program.

But nah, just assume the dumb American is automatically hostile and insulting you personally.