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"The Appointment in Samarra"
(as retold by W. Somerset Maugham [1933])
The speaker is Death

There was a merchant in Bagdad who sent his servant to market to buy provisions and in a little while the servant came back, white and trembling, and said, Master, just now when I was in the marketplace I was jostled by a woman in the crowd and when I turned I saw it was Death that jostled me. She looked at me and made a threatening gesture, now, lend me your horse, and I will ride away from this city and avoid my fate. I will go to Samarra and there Death will not find me. The merchant lent him his horse, and the servant mounted it, and he dug his spurs in its flanks and as fast as the horse could gallop he went. Then the merchant went down to the marketplace and he saw me standing in the crowd and he came to me and said, Why did you make a threating getsture to my servant when you saw him this morning? That was not a threatening gesture, I said, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Bagdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.

it started with gamergate

For me it's Azula

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Why does beto not post anymore? All he does is create news

calling it white genocide or replacement is bad optics

where's sueposter I miss him

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It's part of his ironic punishment in purgatory.

MUZZIES IFFY UH
TARRANT GOT THE STIFFY UH
GOT THE STICKY, MOSQUE IT HOLDS 50 UH

>What are you looking at white boy?

What do?

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Ok, this is epic
Media in a tizzy over this one

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ok fellow gamers. its time we piped down

that isn't beto
beto was cartel'd

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okay gamers, this is epic

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*does the chinky eyes*

The SPLC is a terrorist organization

Yeah I'll have a number 36 a 24 and a 97 please.

I liked the earth Kingdom gf honour boy had for a bit.

>'Hello brother': Muslim victim who greeted terrorist gunman in New Zealand mosque shooting is hailed as a hero for 'showing the kindness that is Islam' with his final words
>the kindness that is Islam
Hahaha how can people write this and expect to be taken seriously?

'course she's blackish

can't stop wasting money on private webcam shows with cheap russian slags

simply love a personalised wank, like to hear her say my name

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Was howling earlier and still howling now, what a mad man

always remember that cunts bleed all of the time
vile sex women are

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peng
peng
peng

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been working all day, you steel;l talking about it or what? any new info about the other guys arrested or anything? thanks in advance mi5frens

FIRE

have been working for less than a week and shall be quitting within the month
shall never work a restaurant job again. Would rather be a penniless NEET

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they reported 4 people arrested to begin with but apparently one of them was just some random nutter with a gun who wanted to hunt him down with police, so down to 3

fitting he calls a fellow terrorist brother

*yawns*

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based lol

excuse the late post, currently out at the club and only just managed to find a spot with some signal.

me on the right

>#prayfornewzealand
New Zealand's going to be bloody fine, he targeted a very clear group not randos on the street.

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he was literally shooting people on the street though
almost 50 killed, however many shot, in what? 16 minutes? reckon there'll be at least a few non-muslamics who were at the wrong place

Love referendums me, why should people educated on the facts vote for us let bazza down the pub sort it out.

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in a mosque?
even the custodians are muzzies m8

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>he was literally shooting people on the street though
did you miss the part where he's out driving to the tune of gas, gas, gas
he shot out from the car's window

a girl stayed over at my flat for like a week while she was on her period, she put all her bloodied toilet paper in my bathroom bin. i didnt realise until like a week after. i accidentally touched the blood with my bare hands when i was cleaning it out. it stunk.

Fucking knew it would be new Zealand, what a weird non country. Australia should run it to keep violent psychos like this under control

he was still outside the mosque shooting at people who escaped

Wasn't the shooter actually Australian?

I have to say this made my willy slightly erect

>the media is pretending the guy in the video tried to tackle the shooter and are hailing him as a hero
Jow Forums literally called it.
it's like they didn't watch the footage. the guy tried to run away and the shooter tripped over him after he shot him.

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i'm not allowed to watch the footage. msm told me not to.

eating an apple

révolution in Paris France, tomorrow, 10am
RT France, stay tuned

shh we dont talk about that

kiwi propaganda to protect new zealandic tourism
shooter was named darren from palmy north

don't care

Lmao

yeah its quite obvious he tries to run by the guy

Exactly my point. Antipodeans are one step away from a murderous rampage at all times. Aussie govt has adapted to control them, NZ govt just ignores what goes on in the countryside and now it has come back to bite. This fucking madman was able to train, build up a stock of weapons, with no bother. Something should have been done to stop him before this.

>He just shoots people and they fall down

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The shooting unironically made my week

Based tarrant gets to spend the rest of his life in a comfy new Zealand jail

Is that alina li?

alright going to besiege a castle in M&B
wish me luck

I don't understand why they just bundled in the corners instead of rushing him or just running. Must've been fear.

Was shaping up to be a boring weekend. I've been on a shitposting high all day.

muslims BTFO

just watched scarjo in nanny diaries. i see what weinstein saw in her

>Ms Ardern said New Zealand's gun laws "will change" in response to the attacks.
based

it's like youve never been on liveleak
9mm sure, they don't immediately fall. what was this guy shooting, like 5.56? plenty of the people in that video dropped like bags of shite as soon as they were hit.

Finally found some furniture

Nice light cream leather sectional for the living room super excited

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They were all trying to hide under the bodies of everyone else

>Must've been fear
uh.... yeah reckon you might be onto something here

oh my days

gilets jaune in france, possible war in the kashmir, now this
2019 is shaping up to be a good year already

Fucking hell someone call MENSA

Remember, the next time a muslim drives a truck into a crowd and kills 300 people, it's not all muslims

Crazy how much it looks like an fps with motion blur and shit

really? whats going on in france tomorrow?

It is though

Muslims are naturally craven and cowardly Orientals when they're not running over little girls.

The point I was making was when they were hit they just drop, you don't see any gore and barely any blood. It's nothing compared to ISIS's botched beheadings and Latin American gangsters torturing each other.

I unironically don't believe it is, but when ever its a white mass shooter, it's all white people to the media

Totally non participant opinion:
These Race War types might want to buy their guns off the public radar on account of you know the fucking man finna take our guns and the fucking world watching...

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you remind me of Edward Norton in fight club

australian 'ddit trying desperately to keep focus on some poof kids protesting yesterday rather than the thing everyone's actually interested in

and pineapples

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stop doing the virgin freak pose
stop buying clothes too big for you

Meetup in 4 train stations in Paris, for all the south, west etc
Then take the Élysée Palace

Most gilet jaunes organizations said enough is enough and called for a radicalization.

I don't care if it is or not, the more dead the better

Every top comment on YouTube videos related to the Christchurch incident:

>it's not just an attack, it's a TERRORIST attack
>why is it when it's a white person he has mental health issues, but when it's a Muslim they're a TERRORIST?!??!?

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Remember, the next time a muslim drives a truck into a crowd and kills 300 people, it's understandable be of one incident that happened on the other side of the world and we should really be the ones apologising.

the Asiatic horde

weird meme
don't get it

Tyler Durden is LITERALLY me

Hypocrisy level: off the charts

hope they don't damage the architecture
love architecture me
they can dynamite the shitty new buildings though