These are America's greatest allies. If you aren't on this list, you are our enemy

These are America's greatest allies. If you aren't on this list, you are our enemy.

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>YEEEEEHAW HOWDY PARTNER 800LBS OF PURE AMURICAN FREEDOM

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>NZ flag
>doesn't like alcohol

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>be kiwi
>get shot

>Canada
>Germany
>France
>our allies
Also why the hell isn't South Korea buying our whiskey?

Zedba

whiskey is nasty. always gives my sensitive lonely heart heartburn.

hey i contributed to your economy earlier with jack daniels ! and before you say it's shit this is the only whiskey they were delivering after 10pm

>distilled spirits council
I can't believe that is actually the real name.

Love alcohol, hate OP. I will fight America anyday give me your best fighter

UK, 'Straya & Japan on both lists.

Turbofren.

You'll have to pass though me first.

Join me friend. Don't ally yourself with evil

Die in a fire screaming.

Nigga my post is below your post you literally can't get though me

Well this post is below your post whatcha gonna do about it

Post again
Wacha gon' do now

We finally made it out of the shed
Yeehaw

>NOOO! CANADA ISN'T OUR CLOSEST ALLY!! FUCK GEOPOLITICS AND INTEGRATED CONTINENTAL ECONOMY AND DEFENCE, I JUST DON'T LIKE THEM BECAUSE OF MEMES! AND A CANADIAN CALLED ME A MUTT BEFORE, TOO! ISRAEL IS A MUCH BETTER ALLY BECAUSE THEY BOMB PALESTINIAN CHILDREN AND PISS OFF LEFTISTS! BASED!

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You're not an ally you're a hat

>implying france isnt our oldest and basedest ally

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I don't know anything about alcohol, is American meant to be good? I know American coffee is godawful

>I know American coffee is godawful
Stop drinking instant Sanka, idiot.

We usually go for well-known scotch brands like Johnnie Walker or Ballentine
Bourbon is considered as hipster