>we are taking you under arrest. we have strong evidence that you are involved in drug trafficking.
wyd
We are taking you under arrest. we have strong evidence that you are involved in drug trafficking
yes officer, i've been bringing in drugs rectally. i'll need you to take a peek up in there just in case i'm not smuggling in any more haha!
creampie all three
i have strong evidence of a boner inside my pants, but i cant be sure officer
I tune women out so I wouldn't be able to respond. They have nothing to say worth hearing
damn, muslim girls look like THAT?
They look like they smoked weed.
And I'm so over yellow fever desu.
I’ll quit drugs if I can hold your hand
Even if they are ugly as fuck, they should slap you in the face for being such an idiotic creep.
Fine I’ll grab her by the hand and be like
>bring it in baby
And proceed to throw her out the window
Has shitposting gone too far?
right girl is mine
Y-yes...
>this is mr. hartono. he specializes in all things rectal. he will check. now squat so he can reach
Suck their cocks to convince them to let me go.
most policewoman always becoming Thunderthots after passing virginity test,
This took such an unexpected turn! Hahaha
>tfw no Indonesian gf
Do they like straight pale clubs around 18cm in length?
Hahaha— fuck man why can’t i just have a girl
Remember Blake, dont bring or trying to acquire drugs while in Bali or other islands, you can get weeds from certain suppliers tho lel.
Y-you too
i need the drugs to make fucking indo women tolerable
Ask for a lawyer and give proof I'm not, even though I'm Dutch.
I would resist arrest so they would abuse me as much as possible
Sweet talk my way out and then run if that doesnt work bc they look hella slow