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Fly with me, lesbian budgie
emmett the obese balding manlet reckons hes better looking than me
what do i look like then emmett? care to post a picture of me?
No. One time I pushed her hand down from my balls to my anus and she laughed
For me its 3
state of my ego state of my ego blah
actually i get these problems because i don't remind people often enough that I RUN THE FUCKING SHOW and they're just cretins along for the fucking ride, leeching off my shit
four unitoil projects due next week
not even halfway finished
professors toilberg have me by the balls this time lads
Fuck her with a dragon dildo
For me it's huawei
Just ate dinner lads
Now I'm waiting for muslim response to this
Dunno...bet you look gay
Ok Bruce... ok
unironically have a 1200 word essay on chinese assertiveness in the south china sea due at 2359 tomorrow and haven't started
reckon its all over for me
damn bro epic
stupid fat cunt
You're creepy little faggot and you know it.
150 word essay due in for tomorrow
haven’t even started
why even live
1200 word essay
just watch the latest advchina video on vietnam
can feel your international relations degree crumbling as we speak
can you really call 1200 words an essay
that's literally like 4-5 paragraphs
attacker is seen by various bystanders entering the building shooting people
attack left weapons in open trunk for any muslim to grab
No police enforcement until 36 minutes later
lots of escape doors for people to flee, people huddle in a corners
one person tries to tackle shooter... ONE
people despite of seeing dead people and hearing shots return to mosque and get killed
Facebook stream keeps going and is unable to detect music copyright infringement of some of the most famous songs in history
Facebook algorithm can't detect guns
NZ Police doesn't realize car with shot out windows and speeding is the shooter..
Shooter gets to another mosque
Shooter drives Subaru and is therefore a lesbian.
Went to Florida US and unironically sucked on big white tits
Its got there name on it
righto champ keep telling yourself that
business idea: convince all the white aussies and frodos to band together and conquer southeast asia
What's up pussy? What's up?
ching chong ping pong
from what ive heard traps are gay
erm sweetie its an international security studies degree not international relations
would go so far as to say that there are no similarities whatsoever
whats up with you. what did you do with your friday night?
The fog of war mate
Stop being an arm chair warrior
That is me in the picture I fucked that girl she is a Koreaboo
I am not a chink
Been busy all week.
Trying to get money together, looking for a better job. etc.
How about you, Brucey Boy? What's the plan, killer?
oh my apologies haha hope you can understand how the word international threw me off haha again my apologies didn’t mean anything by it sir
Multicultural societies are a house of cards
Increasingly authoritarian govt. is necessary to prevent them from spiralling into violent conflict
How big is your penis?
Good morning lads
Maybe about 15cm
yeah that sounds about right
going out soon since im a well adjusted human being and not a hermit freak like you
foreigners not welcome
go on then
piss off cunt
Might throw an egg at a Nazi
Oi don't be rude
OH SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER AND SOME OF HERCULES
SOME TALK OF LYSANDER AND SUCH GREAT MEN AS THESE
BUT OF ALL THE WORLD'S GREAT HEROS THERES NONE THAT CAN COMPARE
WITH A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW FOR THE BRITISH GRENADIERS
Oi don't be rude
Have fun at the arcade sweetie
don't let big bruce push you around
Listening to Judy Garland (not bent)
might makes right
It is an estimate it is about 15cm and I fucked that girl with it
Do you want a medal or what?
for me, it's civic nationalism
A medal for fucking big titty white women hahahaha
How much you pay that poor woman to take a photo with you
in toil lads
Oh you're a friend of Dorothy alright
That is a thing in the UK mate.
She is my friend who is a koreaboo who I met when she came here and fucked then I went to where she lives in Florida US and fucked her there
Melvin looks like THAT :O
woah what a slayer
For me it's not committing mass murder
fuck it dude
down sinners jamie oliver on the right
there's a fit girl in tights to look at though
sucking a golf ball
Try talking to her
looks like a good guy to have a drink with desu
Here's Skitz' sister with Melvin
no it isnt
Yo! I aint your bro bro. GAAWWD
Let's cheer ourselves up on this grey morning with big chebs
yes im an incel
yes i have sex
look into it
what if the nz shooter was actually melvin lads
ching chong ming ling
anyone here into meditation? might unironically try it
what happens if you need to have a wank or a poo or something?
i am melvin and i can confirm that this is not the case
Can't fathom being so cold and ruthless. I feel terrible if I step on a bug by accident.
awake at 6am on a saturday
i. am. based.
woman, can’t live with them, can’t live without them amirite fellas
Might get a drop at this fucking semi-truck yard.
Doing lackey shit and parking rigs around the lot and shit.
Weird cuz I don't have an air brake certificate but they don't seem to give a fuck.
Probably not my true calling but gotta get the ball rolling you know.
Gf loved the captain america 1/6th replica I got her for her birthday.
throw an egg at the leader of a rally
supporters tackle him
WOOOOOW WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE
More than 200€ it cost me, this shit. Glad I could contribute some square meters to the yacht of the jews who have made comic superheroes popular again.
should go well with her 1/6th scale boyfriend
You should start a blog schizo
You could be the next poley
You should start considering a prostitute to rid yourself of that V
You wank/poo before doing it. I meditated for a year, but then stopped.
Are you mad I fucked white woman? Haha
Yeah was a good joke ngl. I'm not even mad.
Don't you unironically fuck prossys?
Unironically got bullied by brit tourists yesterday also
fit birds are my marmelade or however yanks phrase it
I hope you're reading for the shagging season lads
No. Kinda quaint.
Always getta chuckle outta non-whites going nut when they bag huite woman.
Like you consider yourself lower on the ladder you know?
Stop it thailad
I mean I have yeah
gonna go town and get a couple of bottles of liquor
spent two hours texting the gf last night lads
They tossed me around calling me some sort of predator
pringles for breakfast
Let he that hath not been with prossies throw the first stone
Is it worth visiting?
tiger woods sucking a golf ball nigger
Sad. Do you have no self awareness?
How does she feel about cats
I have to much too awareness for my own good unfortunately
yeah it’s good
definitely makes me more creative
don't know yet
Look at the absolute state of newbuilds in my area
Just gave thailad and his gf a lift to the airport. Was a pain in the ass to put her stroller in the trunk.
Don't fuck with this senator
damn thats a bargain
the problem with me is i actually have too much sex
They called me a “beak freak”
I wish I were more Scottish
Thailad's sound as shouldn't started shite with him the other day you cringey bald nonce case gorilla lipped fuck
nearly paddys day lads
My garage is bigger than that
Most of your jokes go over my head. Are you from some remote part of england with obscure references, thailad?
*buys mindfulness colouring books*
*slowly and methodically blacks out each page drawing perfect vertical lines with a marker pen*
*blocks your path*
ARR ARR POTATO
yes im an incel
yes i play video games
no i won't commit a mass shooting teehee
lads if a girl starts grinding on you on a night out does it mean she wants to fuck
they called me round
I called them brunch
Nah they just do that because they know it makes them attractive and sexual
Go To Sleep
Quite the opposite most of the time. The girls you pull are usually quiet and at some point they make the decision to come home with you. The ones who makeout heavily in the bar and grind are counterintuitively harder to pull. Unless you fuck them in the bathroom.
getting ready for the winter sleep innit
Girlfriend told me she used to grind on guys at the club in college and that “all girls get dick on spring break” think I might break up with her
whys that lad? whats their intentions then
You literally live in Hibernia and couldn’t think of the word hibernation.
No idea my man and anyone who tells you he knows what their endgame is is a liar.
yeah bin her lad
See a house I really like
Can't buy a house yet because only earn £18k
Fact: if a woman grinds on you at the club she is trying to make herself more attractive to men who are NOT you
I keep that for memes 2bh
bitch got HIBERNATED!
when I've used MICK'd too many times
Did they seriously crop out Rotherham lol
the shaggers burden
justeat wont deliver until 11:30
Uni really isn’t hard work, I miss only having to turn up for shit like 6 hours out of the whole week.
distinctly remember Rotherham on one of the cartridges yesterday
To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back
In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse
It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when the let those bullets fly
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."
Subscribe to Pewdiepie
Alan you ever been accused of rape after pulling a drunk skunt from daclub
asking for my pet rock
yanks have 8 hours of class every day and huge assignments due each class for every class
cleaners just turned up
too early for this ffs
What? Have you ever got with a girl in a club before?
I mean I think I see your logic but normally if a girl starts grinding on me I’ll be getting off with them in a couple of mins.
there was for some reason the site didn't include them
and now i see its you thats telling me
subscribe to pewdiepie
Reported this to the NZ federal police
Yes, like Alan said the girls grinding on you aren’t usually the ones going home with you but you can use it to your advantage for other girls
(((for some reason)))
how many fingers do you use to wank?
Uni here is a joke it costs 9k a year for about 8 hours worth of actual teaching a week. I had lab sessions which were 2 full days a week, but I had some friends who in their final year only had a bout 4 hours.
the entire hand of course
he doesn’t wank hands free
people who like to larp as pro shaggers act like everything is way more convoluted than it is in actuality
you have to wheel shy, quiet women for a while
obnoxious sluts are easy pickings
t. history student
i use my pointing, middle fingers and my thumb
it depends what you're studying
engineering students have labs every week that mean they are in class 8 hours a day 5 days a week
if you're doing a meme degree like psychology then you only have one actual class and then three fun classes and all the free time you want
why does every youtube download site have to be riddled with mal/adware:(??
I'm too accustomed to watching vids offline atp but its getting virtually impossible now. the YTD app is slow as all fuck (JRE is out of the question now) and only lets me dl vids one at a time
use adblock you dumbshite
it still gets through
youtube-dl and get used to command line
Riding the MRT lads
My degree had labs twice a week so I at least felt like I was sort of getting my money’s worth. Can’t imagine doing a meme degree though, always laugh at the people who did useless degrees and are now working in star bucks or some shit.
Go to bed.
oy wankers, now the gif where the guy drinks whisky and then laughs at something hillarious? I want it. If any of you based blokes could help me, that would be very based.
Just watch them online you mong
What should I wear to my daily morning coffee and socialization
This is my ritual
Anyone else got toil today?
what are you lads doing for st patrick's day?
status quo are literally the worst band of all time
and yes I AM including the fastfood rockers
I don't know what that is
mucking about in the control panel
Latsbrah has such a weird face, lots of people in Scandinavia have a similar phenotype. Noticed lots of women like that in Denmark but even more with a serious case of man jaw.
think this deserves more recognition
I’m not I*ish or a yank so nothing, off out tonight though
i'm a mech E student and i have seven classes every semester (including labs)
next semester i'll have 9 classes
i was looking at a few of my classmates' class lists and they only have four classes lol. they saw mine and were like wtf? the only undergrad program i respect that's outside of STEM is nursing. that shit's hard. becoming an RN is a lot of fucking work
I know the gif you are on about but don’t have it.
I'm going to post it in every /brit/ because it made me laugh a lot, simple as.
i think it's from a movie or something, it's a guy in the background godamn i want that gif
watch out for the zoomer menace
The riff from pictures of matchstick men plays in my head every day
Yeah thinking about a tee with baggy black cargos and docs boots
In a sticky situation
makes my dick hard
keep me updated maaaaaaan out here shitting not knowing what yer gunna wear for coffee homes
which one of you was it this time
i'll take that thanks
Swear girls are more flakey these days. Used to be able to pull chill with them and dance for an hour then take them home. Now I have to seal the deal quick or they just piss off somewhere.
daily morning coffee and socialization
you're just going to starbucks?
quite liked this nature morte of british history
What color are his eyes?
Blue! One blue this way, one blue the other way
remember that they have 100+ tinder matches
Is that actually a place? The left looks like somewhere in bath or London.
Fuck, was he ok?
I don’t drink s*Arbucks
Went to /qa/ and saw some anime feet
just walked it off bro
it’s in york, near the cathedral
no plans and its raining out all day
fucks sake. I was supposed to be a huge rock star by now touring around the world and doing lots of drugs and smashing all manner of pussy
instead I'm sitting here on Jow Forums and drinking shitty budget tea and eating choccy digestives for breakfast
Days like this I’m ashamed to be associated with the British Media. In the past, terror attack coverage has focussed on the terror, the victims, the childrenThis morning the focus is on an angelic blonde blue eyed young boy.When have we ever called a terrorist angelic? Shameful.
seen this before but i wasn't ready for it haha
whats a down sinner though
Local roasters where I know everyone
New match lads, this is definitely the oldest girl I’ve matched with I’m only 23. Think she goes to my gym.
did you like york lad?
ar johnny is looking more old and withered by the day :(
Love Elliott Smith so much, wish they'd release some live albums with the audio remastered
this is my dad's favorite song lads
lmaoing at liberal journalists unironically and very seriously believing that Candace Owens was the main inspiration for the shooter
how do these people not detect sarcasm or internet memes whatsoever
fuck you and your dad
/brit/ seems more friendly as a whole on the weekend
yes we're all so very friendly
in the midst of a poo
Feel sorry for her, mainly because yank leftys would already dislike her and this would make them go nuclear.
Imagine if he said Hiro or moot was his inspiration would be absolutely howling
that i do
might be a t’as crowded but otherwise it’s lovely
Remember subscribe to Pewdiepie
Have a good one lad I’ll be going for one in a min before my date
fuck you and your tranny dad too
good lad x
English people should learn Gaelic, Welsh, Manx, Cornish and Irish in school
The guy missed an opportunity
gonna have a half full english. Got a tomato, beans, eggs and toast
this is my dad's favorite song unironically
don't know why
dad ain't no tranny
one of these days i'm gonna make him put on the balaclava and hold up a guage for memes sake
Looks an awful lot like a blogpost
brit meet up at he local golf club
doubt they really care about most of the shit they say 2bh and are just jobbing ftmp
like the lads flipping burgers in mcdonalds probably don't care about burgers but will do it for the 8 hours or whatever a day they're paid to do so
If you like Cathedrals Lincoln is worth checking out, it’s even got a castle.
8 hours a week
You gotta pay the price for access to this intellect baby *flexes 128 IQ brain*
laughing at reddit trying to find evidence to prove the connection
would batter the fuck out of this tory scum
not a bad novel to read, little bit of filler but it adds to the artists style, might read again but not in a hurry to
oday leading elements of the Tory party and the rightwing press will express their sympathy with the victims. But their words are empty, they implement islamophobic policy and spew islamophobic rhetoric on a weekly basis. They are complicit in this hate.
this hooker really busted her wad
hate these half in half out
"i'm not a white nationalist but i'm redpilled xDDDD"
alt lite types. fucking cancer in the movement.
they need to fucking go.
PEEEENG PENG PENG
Luv me English cities simple as
was there yesterday as a matter of face
spoiled a virgin's date by pointing to a random table and saying "join us over there"
he told you, lincoln
Should have gone over instantly. Also a lot of women are inherently boring, the amount of times I’ve matched with girls on tinder, they have messaged me first and then I’ve had to be the one to put in all the effort for the conversation is ridiculous.
this image isn't in England
alt lite types. fucking cancer in the movement.
they need to fucking go.
not the sorts i would associate with but I would associate my dick with the blond girls vagina any day of the week
save white birth rates, buy my merch xDDDDDD
Lol that’s in York I’ve been there and have literally that same picture
Shit forget they have all the Conservation work going on, not the best time to visit. Also why are you here this time of year? Everything looks so miserable compared to how it looks in the summer.
oh you're so fucking cute you cringey bald faggot
i'd blow your fucking head off you come within two feet of me you pathetic fucking closet case weirdo
get the fuck outta here
she didn't do the thing on the right that was someone else
are you happy?
there it is, the match we've all been waiting for, plugz vs skitz
go watch larry david you sandnigger creep
I just had to stop a grown man walking from the toilet cubicle straight back out to the supermarket. Do not pass the sink. You think I’m gonna let you go feel up the food with your shitty hands?
Some people weren’t raised right.
Me? I fight my battles with subversion.
Really need to piss but I’m comfy in bed
starting toil in april so i had a full month to myself and thought it would be a good opportunity to finally do that tour of the british isles
yeah everything in lincoln was under repairs and the wind blew a lot of dust directly in my eyes
don’t regret it though
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