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Fly with me, lesbian budgie

emmett the obese balding manlet reckons hes better looking than me
what do i look like then emmett? care to post a picture of me?

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No. One time I pushed her hand down from my balls to my anus and she laughed

For me its 3

state of my ego state of my ego blah
actually i get these problems because i don't remind people often enough that I RUN THE FUCKING SHOW and they're just cretins along for the fucking ride, leeching off my shit

>four unitoil projects due next week
>not even halfway finished

professors toilberg have me by the balls this time lads

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Fuck her with a dragon dildo

For me it's huawei

Just ate dinner lads

can feel your international relations degree crumbling as we speak

can you really call 1200 words an essay
that's literally like 4-5 paragraphs

>attacker is seen by various bystanders entering the building shooting people
>attack left weapons in open trunk for any muslim to grab
>No police enforcement until 36 minutes later
>lots of escape doors for people to flee, people huddle in a corners
>one person tries to tackle shooter... ONE
>people despite of seeing dead people and hearing shots return to mosque and get killed
>Facebook stream keeps going and is unable to detect music copyright infringement of some of the most famous songs in history
>Facebook algorithm can't detect guns
>NZ Police doesn't realize car with shot out windows and speeding is the shooter..
>Shooter gets to another mosque
>Shooter drives Subaru and is therefore a lesbian.

Went to Florida US and unironically sucked on big white tits

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Its got there name on it
End of

righto champ keep telling yourself that

business idea: convince all the white aussies and frodos to band together and conquer southeast asia

What's up pussy? What's up?

ching chong ping pong

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from what ive heard traps are gay

erm sweetie its an international security studies degree not international relations
would go so far as to say that there are no similarities whatsoever

Prove it

nothing
whats up with you. what did you do with your friday night?

The fog of war mate
Stop being an arm chair warrior
Jog on

That is me in the picture I fucked that girl she is a Koreaboo

I am not a chink

Fuckall.
Been busy all week.
Trying to get money together, looking for a better job. etc.

How about you, Brucey Boy? What's the plan, killer?

oh my apologies haha hope you can understand how the word international threw me off haha again my apologies didn’t mean anything by it sir

Multicultural societies are a house of cards
Increasingly authoritarian govt. is necessary to prevent them from spiralling into violent conflict

How big is your penis?

Good morning lads

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Maybe about 15cm

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>Fuckall
yeah that sounds about right
going out soon since im a well adjusted human being and not a hermit freak like you

better version
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foreigners not welcome
go on then
piss off cunt

Might throw an egg at a Nazi

Oi don't be rude

OH SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER AND SOME OF HERCULES
SOME TALK OF LYSANDER AND SUCH GREAT MEN AS THESE
BUT OF ALL THE WORLD'S GREAT HEROS THERES NONE THAT CAN COMPARE
WITH A TOW ROW ROW ROW ROW ROW FOR THE BRITISH GRENADIERS

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Oi don't be rude

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Have fun at the arcade sweetie
don't let big bruce push you around

>Maybe

Listening to Judy Garland (not bent)

might makes right

It is an estimate it is about 15cm and I fucked that girl with it

okay

Do you want a medal or what?

for me, it's civic nationalism

Based pajeets

A medal for fucking big titty white women hahahaha

How much you pay that poor woman to take a photo with you

in toil lads

Oh you're a friend of Dorothy alright

That is a thing in the UK mate.
I shag.

She is my friend who is a koreaboo who I met when she came here and fucked then I went to where she lives in Florida US and fucked her there

Melvin looks like THAT :O

woah what a slayer

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grim

For me it's not committing mass murder

fuck it dude

down sinners jamie oliver on the right

there's a fit girl in tights to look at though

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sucking a golf ball

NUBBNEY YUBBNEY

Try talking to her

looks like a good guy to have a drink with desu

Here's Skitz' sister with Melvin

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no it isnt

Yo! I aint your bro bro. GAAWWD

Let's cheer ourselves up on this grey morning with big chebs
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alright bro

yes im an incel
yes i have sex

we exist

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look into it

what if the nz shooter was actually melvin lads

ching chong ming ling

anyone here into meditation? might unironically try it

what happens if you need to have a wank or a poo or something?

i am melvin and i can confirm that this is not the case

Can't fathom being so cold and ruthless. I feel terrible if I step on a bug by accident.

awake at 6am on a saturday
i. am. based.

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woman, can’t live with them, can’t live without them amirite fellas

Might get a drop at this fucking semi-truck yard.
Doing lackey shit and parking rigs around the lot and shit.
Weird cuz I don't have an air brake certificate but they don't seem to give a fuck.
Probably not my true calling but gotta get the ball rolling you know.

Gf loved the captain america 1/6th replica I got her for her birthday.

>throw an egg at the leader of a rally
>supporters tackle him
>WOOOOOW WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE

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More than 200€ it cost me, this shit. Glad I could contribute some square meters to the yacht of the jews who have made comic superheroes popular again.

should go well with her 1/6th scale boyfriend

You should start a blog schizo
You could be the next poley

You should start considering a prostitute to rid yourself of that V

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Algiers yesterday.

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howling

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