there is no path to happiness, happiness is the path edition
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why does ^ do this to himself?
Just felt cute. Might delete soon.
To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back
In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse
It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when the let those bullets fly
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."
Subscribe to Pewdiepie
Got a download link?
You’ve had arguments with me, but you didn’t know it was me. Perhaps I made you think it was somebody else. Perhaps you even think you know who I am right now. This is the way of subversion. To fight a battle toe to toe is foolish, battles are won when your enemy does not know who or why is fighting.
Keep this in mind.
This is user with the weekend weather report it is absolutely pissing down here in Sydney City Love My City
Create your own reality
and don't wait for happiness.
It is only by creating
that that that that that that that joy
that you can be in the zone
lock up your daughters!
ones still in school that is
Guy I messaged about getting some pills for tonight still hasn’t got back to me lads
You look like a fuckin' monkey, faggot.
And I'd tear your fucking throat out.
Nice hair transplant btw.
Don't ever touch my bollocks
based alan the king of /brit/
we talking massacre right?
are there more? x
dont ever suck my bollocks
Makes wealth through bitconnect
Of all countries in the world to go travelling in, decides to go travelling to Turkey, Pakistan, India and North Korea
Arrives in New Zealand with powerful expensive weapons
not saying anything but this is susp
How much was your hair transplant lad? I'm receding and it is driving me crazy haha
Think one of the prossies actually gave me something, fucked this time (literally and figuratively)
Very based post.
reckon the original union flag was better
tea is for heroes that are gay
can't believe baddiel got away with this disgusting homophobic vitriol. NEED the casually bigoted 90's out of business
starting toil in april so i had a full month to myself and thought it would be a good opportunity to finally do that tour of the british isles
yeah everything in lincoln was under repairs and the wind blew a lot of dust directly in my eyes
don’t regret it, mind
is this a homage to cena boyle?
*walks towards camera*
I hear catyank is based
Not a transplant, look at my hairline, my baldness was always my choice. Stylistic.
You fucking what?
was reading up on thailand trannies the other day funnily enough and in most cities the HIV rate for ladyboys is like 10% plus
No I wanted for this song
Browser fucking up playback for some reason
Objectively true, the Irish make everything worse
What, put this gay bald sandnigger on the ropes?
a female is falling in love with me lads
preemptive cope for NI leaving
I would literally break your limbs in a fight is my point.
smoked a few zoots, got a text saying my bank account details had been hacked and unironically gave the text my details
think it's sorted now but if anything ends up happening i'll probably top myself
I thought they were his poo drops haha. Then I remembered dogs are not goats
ni is part of ireland
also when that flag was made ireland was a kingdom in personal union with the british king anyway
Is it over yet????
Wasn’t a kathoey I fucked though, female prossie, hoping this isn’t permanent whatever she gave me.
I wholeheartedly stand by this point Alan, you'd smash the fucking life out of him with ease
It's just thailad trying to be funny. Never "got" a single one of his jokes. I'm thinking he has the humour of some remote post apocalyptic part of england where there weren't much occasion to develop humour between toil at the coal mine and dying of a tootache at 31 years old
You don't have the balls to do anything you faggy goof.
I'd break your fucking neck if you looked sideways at me in public, which you wouldn't.
Where in India?
lads whats the best VPN to purchase?
that brief quiet moment in between 2 songs when all I can hear are my own horrible thoughts
Only got a gram left :(
Also Alan is best poster
act angry online and post the occasional picture of you looking serious, its so weird
Wouldn’t want to look at you at all really, you fat idiot.
*waddles into /brit/*
The only thing Alan fights is baldness. (unsuccessfully)
He's a fucking pussy. I see it in his face. Absolutely.
How do I move to Thailand but still make money?
R O T U N D
Come to Thailand.
what is some Scottish mythology?
Yeah I know you wouldn't you hook nosed sandnigger.
I'd put you in a fuckin' ditch.
wish you the best, ever dabbled in kathoeys?
Lol thailad actually making good posts on my behalf.
She could have just subscribed to Pewdiepie, she could have just chosen to live.
Would also like to know this. Thinking of being naughty and buying drugs online as all the dealers around here are shit.
That they did anything of importance :)
Skitz pls calm down or they’ll bag u 2
Come to Thailand. I’ll find a ditch for you.
can tell the bald nonce is getting unnerved by the non-bald nonce
I would absolutely come to Thailand Alan.
But you wouldn't show up.
posting the unedited picture
But you wouldn’t show up.
I’m already here you fucking div
You wanna play with the big boys ally-poo?
You ain't shit you ugly arab fag.
And you fucking know it.
I'd murder you.
Yes tighten the gun laws, censor the internet, ignore the real causes
you'll do nothing, you said you were going to wakey but got scared and backed down
Looking good alan.
Maybe I need to make a video of pewdiepie killing them with brofists
Oh you’re a big boy alright
Not sure you’d fit into the plane
Reminded me of a classic Ronnie
nah you just stopped talking about it once i called you a teenager
look how good a person I am, make sure you take a pic and post it on Facebook though
Gotta go 1st class so there's enough room for my balls, SUNSHINE
Would he trust them to keep watch of his grandchildren though?
you look good here lad
use it for tinder and getting more insecure 19 year old thai poon
Isn’t that where you dropped out?
Quasimodo predicted this
you push and push an push this is what happens unfortunately, new zealand was the wrong place for it though
Oh yeah you the fucking success story that works some bottom of the barrel white collar grease-boy job in fucking Thailand.
Give it a rest, cuck. We all know you're a fuckin' joke.
girl at work got her chipped tooth fixed
she looks quite cute now.
i never wanted to be, in quasimodo's dream
shall I beg the ringmaster please, find another me
what would that mong do if there was an attack lmao
This. It was going to happen sooner or later people shouldn’t be so shocked.
From 5 to 6.5?
arent you unemployed and no in education though? aka a NEET?
Kill Yourself Nigger
Makes it more shocking. Shows us that nowhere is safe from the evil of multiculturalism and the inevitable violent conflicts.
in belfast for the first time ever today lads, what should i do?
I have certs that are harder to get than the fucking dogshit alan has lmfao
Nothing this is definition of virtue signaling
so NEET then
went on yet another one of my spontaneous drink-fueled cleaning rampages at some point last night
house is fucking gleaming this morning and I dont even remember doing half of it haha
kinda reminds me of the ending of the original fly
Isn’t all that grease how you got so big?
look at the graffiti i put on some wankers houses
try to find the mythical ship of titanic
join the black and tans
*eats the first shotgun blast*
Race traitors and cucks die along with the rats
ye, good way of putting it
added a good point and a half to her attractiveness. I would get with her now where as before I would have been reluctant.
I always clean my room before a night out in case I pull. It’s great because if I don’t pull I wake up in a nice clean room.
What would be on your massacre playlist lads?
should I go down there and give him a scare haha
*bombs his grandkids at an Ariana grande concert*
*eats the first shotgun blast*
Race traitors and cucks die along with the rats
buy a flute for fifty pence
Genuinely though skitz I’d cave your mongrel skull in.
Love creepypasta youtube channels, nothing better than a good spoopy story before bed.
dunno what to have for breakie
might ask the mummy for a sausage AND bacon sarnie
toast or bread? big decisions to be made
Got a date in two hours got to get a bus to her town, haven’t used a bus in years. How will I even know when it’s my stop if I’ve never been there
what sauce? x
bread with a sarnie you nonce
if immigration and declining european birth rates continue at the rate they are now i reckon europe will collapse completely within the next few decades
Think I’m going to head to Greggs tbf
Why wouldn't they continue at their current rates?
N E E K S
last time i got a bus i went in the wrong direction and had to call mummy to pick me up
wrote several ones myself back when they were at their peak on /x/ and have seen them read out on such channels. won't say which ones but in retrospect they were fucking awful lol
work for a consultancy
buying focus st next week
last drug I did was coke
started watching Soccer AM
The transition is complete, I am Deano
red (no bully)
ok if you insist
sausage and bean melt ta
getting height surgery lads
lives with parents
S A D
t. Calls you a nigger on a Chinese fishmonger portal
Use google maps on your phone you gobshite
Looking forward to having my head bashed in during a home invasion by some black guy when I’m 70 tbf
only the strongest will survive - Breaking Benjamin
paint it black - rolling stones
now we are free - gladiator soundtrack
N E E K S
bit too well paid for deano
undergoing a holistic homeopathic regime combined with chakra alignment therapy to address my height in a psychosomatic way
You wouldn’t jack fuuuuckin SHIT you disgusting shit smelling arab faggot case. And you fucking know it. You’re a goofy pussy and everybody’s aware of it.
You fuckin’ try me, raghead. Put you in the god damn dirt where you belong ya hideous camel lipped fuck.
not “hello boss man”
not racist just dont like em. simple.
didn't know my gf posted on /brit/
Alri boss, 4 pack of rubicon, airwaves and blue rizla if you could please
sovrin black, ta
Ah maybe that’s what they can smuggle you into the plane with
Planning consultancy and I've only just started, so not that well paid right now
Will improve over the next few years though
Silver kings and them cheeky duty free fags u got behind there boss
And the fucking literal crackhead nigger that LARPs as a “roadman” on account of having shit colored skin
buncha winners tonight
feel like my bf doesn't appreciate my cooking
It’s not even midday skitty
free the fucking mandem out the can kmt
couple people I know who work in consultancy doing very well for their age (mid 20s). stick with it lad.
lad probably has all the files and folders on his PC in impeccable and fully alphebatised order
emmett on not having a good day watch
Say nizzy 3daguys #OTM
soccer am went to shit when tim lovejoy left
Only thing I’ll be smuggling is your misshapen skull on the ride home you grotesque creep
Wonder how long it would take to get approximately that good at painting
Weeks? Months? Years?
Wish someone would just give him a hug (not me he’s fat and smell like da poopoo na)
whats he been upto since? didn't he leave to go do some dodgy daytime cooking show or some shite?
everydays a good day for me, virgin
emmett just needs a gf tbqh
if you're even vaguely talented you could paint something like that after one class
i dabbled in painting when i was really little and it's not even that hard, which is why i laugh at art students
Haha I’m not actually Alan
I BEAT THE PUSSY UP LIKE EMMET TILL
Believe you me
If I needed one, I’d have one
I don’t have problems roping women in
Haven’t had sex for 5 weeks now lads, think I might go out by myself tonight to try pull.
playing 8 ball pool on miniclip
never had a gf
Sure buddy x
for me its
I BEAT THE PUSSY UP LIKE ITS MMA
Reckon a rope is the only way you can get them to come with you
fucked hotter birds than you ever will man
without a shred of doubt
Lol filmed a video for sox a few years back
skitzo get a job and then a gf and then you won't be so salty all the time
100% haven’t my man my pretty bitches top your whole body count you fat sperg
between 24% and 90%
what is this fucking psyop garbage
he's a tramp innit I've met him a couple times
some sluts like that kinda thing anyway
spent hours on that site when i was a kid
hope Ireland lose today
assuming they're even playing anything that is
i love how no matter how expensive his clothes are he always looks like a tramp, man like sox tho
Little bit loool
domt make laugh kid
i know the type your disgusting crackhead ass can pull and it ain't pretty
cat in the hat
but we do contrul boarder.....cos we not schengin..hehe
Yeah he go hard desu
Not surprised you’ve met you’re ma xx
Shan’t be clicking such links for a while ta x
my landline number starts with 0121
haha alright lads we had our fun
time to admit that brexit was a bad idea and turn it around
Todays tally: 2 wanks, 2 poos
Don’t be such a chauncey
writing a manifesto is a pretty based thing to do
might write my own
need a poo
don't know what to do
could do with a (You)
*shits myself while typing the second sentence*
for me, it's football focus on BBC1 every Saturday at 12 noon
desperate for someone to dox you
Shall be uploading it direct to Mi5
wtf? pewds is such a bastard!
im no teenage icon
im no frankie avalon
Not really that important desu been here for years and no one bothered soooo
Well known I live in bris
And I’m a rapper so publicity and that x
convinced them massive shiny new metro banks that are opening up all over the place are dodgy
you can't just start a new bank we've been using the same banks for years
walked past you at the bearpit once
so this is the famous york castle
Should have said hi xxxxx
whats the best endz in london
mental to imagine being a knight charging at a castle like that
arrows flying everywhere
lots of shouting
Looks like desues ex the one in bris
Sorry can’t see it there appears to be a shed in the way x
I’ve been there too and have the same picture
Climb to the top of the minster
old stuff is shit and gay
knock that eyesore down and replace it with a wind turbine
whats the best endz in brum
its no Leeds Castle (actually in Kent like all other based english things)
for me, it's football focus on BBC1 every Saturday at 12 noon
Where is did this word Islamophobe come from? Surely if you're cracking a muslims head open with a hammer the last thing you are is afraid of him.
ummmmmmmm like 50 people died lets stop making jokes about it k?
lmaos like visiting landmarks
Color me surprised
Brum is a shithole
i don't trust em
reckon they're after us
The 90's was a dark time (for fashion)
hes talking to himself again
Completed mission 11 on DMC 5, only missed one collectable so far (secret mission 3) but it doesn't matter too much since this game has chapter select
I needed to reach the highest point
new Grand Tour with a few beers later
few things comfier in this life
surreal, looking down at a castle
shouldn't the castle be on top of a hill not down in a lake?
Before you ask it’s
S A I N T P A U L S
Not even a phobia since a fear of Muslims is not irrational
want to but the 16 pounds it costs feel like highway robbery
Mental when you realise if every single coloured person had a legit choice of moving to the UK or the USA none of them would have came here.
whats the best endz in manny
Yes it is you mong. Fear of isis would be rational and there’s no such word for that na?
How are you going to get a cavalry charge of horses across a lake dumb cunt
There is nothing wrong with criticizing islam, they sacrifice animals the backwards savages.
it's the best place for a castle, you can dive bomb from anywhere you want
Will you condemn the terrorist attack yesterday and disavow the perpetrator?
listening to the science show on the radio cause it makes me feel /bigbrain/
i havnt left swansea for 8 years but i have travelled extensively on the google maps
here have a place name
and a n o t h e r
just moved into my new house lads what do you think
Don’t fear Muslims just hate them simple as
we dont do that in kent sweetie xx
what have you learned thus far
How can I convince you I’m not 190 because you are flat earth STOOPID
imagine being a posho
fuck off nonce dont get involved in my castle discussion
Yeah you’re more like 170
not much yet as it just started but they're talking about bringing back (or not) woolly mammoths atm
can you give me a quick rundown on where you've been so far and where you're going next
Im 5’11 :)
who is worse: the yank menace or the moni menace
he's shorter than both his dad and his sons lmao
imagine being that much of a gimp
The shooter was not on any Australian or New Zealand watchlists
honestly surprised, I thought going on /pol/ at all put you on a watchlist, and this guy was obviously heavily into fascist online subcultures and probably visited loads of these sites
what do you even need to do to get put on a watchlist?
its there honestly a place that does castles and forts better than kent?
Post in Brit x
any sam wise man in
Step 1 be a 'sheed
kENT IS BENT
going out in the pissing rain
going on /pol/ is not immediately an endorsement of it
looks like an angry fat bloke pushing out a poo with cannons for eyes lol
she deleted it
yeh i have no idea what ur on about
sort by price: high to low
Honestly tragic thinking about all the shitskins in England. You lads used to be nice.
yeh I know
I'm just glad my hundreds of edgy tongue-in-cheek rorkeposts haven't put me on any list. probably.
Westminster voting intention:
LAB: 39% (+3)
CON: 35% (-5)
LDEM: 10% ()
UKIP: 5% (-)
via @Survation, 15 Mar
Chgs. w/ 18 Feb
Less than two weeks
fwb came over last night wearing a tiny skirt and no knickers lads. did the sex 3 times and 1 this morning. very tired.
if I was in charge of gchq I'd arrange for everyone in the thread to be executed
have a darker skin
suck my arse
help me...help me...help me
This is why we're kicking you out
OH NO NO NO
Just look at this castle, literally Englands biggest castle, mogs everything from your shite county
fuck off londoner
Santiago. ive been up that tower. tallest in latin america.
Ian wright should be given a knighthood for his services as a based black man
try to learn it fast
try to learn it young
someday never comes
dad was giving me the whole
you have great potential
but you talk yourself out of anything
speel last night when I got in from toil
feel very dejected today.
just seen the news.
a very sad day indeed, and sadder still that i didn't even get to say goodbye.
although a future without you will most likely be a grim one, the memories and memes you have left us with shall keep the grim future bright, at least for us redditflaggers, in our hearts and souls, and the anticpation of seeing you once more will keep us moving foward.
took bigger shits than that
Who is this?
wonder is pewds going to address being mentioned in the attack in a video later
fuck off cunt
How was it?
The location of New Zealand was chosen for what it represents geographically- a country on the edge of the world, the furthest outpost on the edges of European civilisation, to show that even as far away as there, in a quiet and peaceful country with a small population, Europeans were being displaced by mass immigration. The shooting was held there to draw attention to this.
Not worth visiting. Buenos Aires is way better
he should be arrested for inciting racial hatred
this is why nobody's reading his manifesto, by the way
You seem well traveled hey
What are the top 3 places I should visit before I die?
he was an extremist centrist, like I've said before
Reddit acting like some teenager getting a cheap shot with an egg before getting his teeth knocked out means they won the race war
wheres that from, disneyland resort florida?
The guy was far right though, he clearly clarified that he was a fascist ffs.
on the trend to become 10% more of a chad every month per month for the next 18 months, at least.
should start seeing exponential gains in chadliness sometime by the summer.
He was a far right loon.
I have no idea who this woman is or why she keeps getting reposted here.
Not reading mass murdering terrorists' manifestos is pretty standard procedure don't you think
the grand canyon
Ah but you do not have le edge.
im watching final score
feels like ive gone back in time
his 'castles' dont come with complimentary mazes
when you talk about said manifesto or about the murderers opinions you shouldve read it though
The guy was far right though, he clearly clarified that he was a fascist ffs.
why is yorkshire allowed to be so massive?
what a cringey whore
You could always try growing the fuck up.
It might not work, but neither will posting childish whinges in the frog virgins safe space.
hmm you seem very interested in his manifesto, I wonder why
when will we have a Virgin's Rights movement?
girls should try to understand our autism a little more... OR ELSE.
I would say reading about events from more than one news source, a direct firsthand source may I add, is crucial to gaining critical thinking skills. Even if I didn't agree with a lot of what he was saying I would still read the whole thing.
Reading? Don't you know that's a hate crime?!
WTF in modi's homestate?
Grand Canyon hey? It's that good?
You should be euthanised and your organs used in proper people.
I agree, people generally have a hard time refraining from speaking about things they don't know about when they should be quiet.
gaming is dangerous
wondered what the purpose of these are
is it just for a nice view from the upper floors or did people actually pass the time by going through mazes
Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master
It's because finally the Chinese State is seen as a real threat by your average American and European - it is the antithesis of our world view, and if everything continues as it is now it looks that eventually, China will overtake the US as the #1 economy.
I am afraid for a different reason - a few years back I would have said Western Democracies could form a liberal free trade block, Chinese would eventually want more freedoms, and everything would be great - but this has had a backward trend with more nationalistic trends, fewer freedoms at home, a more powerful Chinese Communist party than possibly ever before, etc - this leads me to be afraid for the future of the Western free world.
I don't think a true military conflict will erupt (the rich have too much to lose on both sides), but I think we are going to start to see the emergence of a large cold war and further shadow fighting and funding similar to what we see in places like Syria.
for me it’s blyde river canyone in south africa
nah just a big hole
Modi is a known fortnite fanboy
Start liking rice.
They targeted gamers.... we told you we need to rise up...
It is ironic because last month modi won hearts across gen z by asking a concerned parent whether her son plays "pubg or frontline". He said let him keep playing. Gaming is good for brain
wtf I hate modi now
im pretty tired of this "everyone having a public opinion" thing combined with being bombarded mass media.
why can't we go back to how it was back in the day. a family gets the newspaper early in the morning, the father shits there drinking coffee going through the important bits while the wife cooks breakfast. then he says "Hmm yes asian collapse blah blah.. Oh, Carol, Look. Someone shot 49 muslims."
"Oh, Alfred, how terrible!! *shakes head then continues cooking*"
and alfred puts down the paper and everyone forgets about the news for the day. maybe hear about it on the television or radio once or twice more over the next couple of days but no blasting out on the airways 24/7 as a rating grab.
the ideology espoused in his manifesto took influence from the philosophies of both the radical right and the radical left. common for third positionists. his views can be compared to some Duginists and accelerationists. Fascism is not inherently right-wing, there are many flavours of fascism, including left-wing fascism. This killer had a brand of fascism that was more centrist in nature
They like to do this thing where they put a blindfold on you and walk you to the edge, I thought it was a gay idea, but when the blindfold came off it was one of the few moments of true awe I've had in 35+ countries
show off your wealth, secret shagging quarterers, fucking about cause theres no war with france on at the moment, number of things really
He's a far right loon
Somehow I find it difficult to believe you read through any Islamic extremist manifestos, or any ideology you intrinsically disagree with
is such a thing even possible?
I've watched more ISIS beheadings than you've had hot dinners mate.
since i tasted rice wine, i've been eager to welcome our new chinese masters
the man was a radical centrist
right pack it in now, don't care
Burg Hohenzollern stupid Anglo your castles are shit
*packs it in*
I suppose desire for revolution, strong environmentalism, desire for workers rights, anti-imperialism, support for Juche and Maoism are far-right now?
he was an eco-fascist
It's quite easy to make.
*packs a fat dip in*
Yeah but I don't care about islamic extremists. They're based, and so is the Christchurch shooter
Hello FBI :D
the real victims were white
haven’t been able to find good sake in france
haven’t tried really hard mind you
a white man did this
*muslim kills people*
wtf don’t mention his race or religion racists
He's a far right loon
There's an alien base there which was sealed some time ago
rice wine is nothing like sake, that's a surprise when you first taste it
broken record, mate.
I just OWNED you.
*tells you to start walking toward the edge and I’ll tell you when to stop*
*turns and leaves*
no it is a nice castle, but must of been a bitch for the daily commute of the guys living there
m'bokos ape brain incapable of understanding what a radcen is
ah yes, truly a shock
They don't though they say a fascist lunatic did this. just like they say Islamist loonies.
Nothing to do with his skin colour at all, just his howling insanity.
remember that ant and dec film about the alien autopsy
saké just means alcohol made from rice
that does include rice wine
Sake is rice wine.
yes but it wasn't real fascism
why are you paying attention to a menopausal lesbian?
Watching the Paris Yellow Vest protesters on YouTube lads.
Yes, yes it was. He's a far right loon.
Read the tweet mboko you fucking retard she specifically says a white man
just like how every islamic attack wasn't real islam
sorry but you dug yourself a big big hole over the last god know how many attacks