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there is no path to happiness, happiness is the path edition

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read siege

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why does ^ do this to himself?

Just felt cute. Might delete soon.

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To the kiwi town of Christchurch rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly glanced at all the muslims, didn't have too much to say
No one dared to ask his business, no one gave him eye contact
The stranger there among them had a rifle on his back
Rifle on his back

In this town there was a big mosque with the name Masjid Al-Noor
Many muslims came to pray there, and they hoped for many more
They were vicious third-world killers, rapists, welfare queens and worse
And our hero planned to send them all to Allah in a hearse
Allah in a hearse

It only took him sixteen minutes and he racked up forty-nine
He double tapped those muslims, wasn't wasting any time
And his statement, his agenda, when the let those bullets fly
Was a simple plea: "Remember lads, subscribe to Pewdiepie."
Subscribe to Pewdiepie


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You’ve had arguments with me, but you didn’t know it was me. Perhaps I made you think it was somebody else. Perhaps you even think you know who I am right now. This is the way of subversion. To fight a battle toe to toe is foolish, battles are won when your enemy does not know who or why is fighting.

Keep this in mind.

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This is user with the weekend weather report it is absolutely pissing down here in Sydney City Love My City

Create your own reality
and don't wait for happiness.
It is only by creating
that that that that that that that joy
that you can be in the zone

Do What?

wew

lock up your daughters!
ones still in school that is

Guy I messaged about getting some pills for tonight still hasn’t got back to me lads

You look like a fuckin' monkey, faggot.
And I'd tear your fucking throat out.
Nice hair transplant btw.

Don't ever touch my bollocks

based alan the king of /brit/

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we talking massacre right?

adorable
are there more? x

dont ever suck my bollocks

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>Makes wealth through bitconnect
>Of all countries in the world to go travelling in, decides to go travelling to Turkey, Pakistan, India and North Korea
>Arrives in New Zealand with powerful expensive weapons

not saying anything but this is susp

How much was your hair transplant lad? I'm receding and it is driving me crazy haha

Think one of the prossies actually gave me something, fucked this time (literally and figuratively)

Yes

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Very based post.

reckon the original union flag was better

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this >

>tea is for heroes that are gay

can't believe baddiel got away with this disgusting homophobic vitriol. NEED the casually bigoted 90's out of business

#
starting toil in april so i had a full month to myself and thought it would be a good opportunity to finally do that tour of the british isles
yeah everything in lincoln was under repairs and the wind blew a lot of dust directly in my eyes
don’t regret it, mind

is this a homage to cena boyle?
*walks towards camera*

I hear catyank is based

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Not a transplant, look at my hairline, my baldness was always my choice. Stylistic.

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You fucking what?

fuck christchurch

was reading up on thailand trannies the other day funnily enough and in most cities the HIV rate for ladyboys is like 10% plus

No I wanted for this song
Browser fucking up playback for some reason

Objectively true, the Irish make everything worse

What, put this gay bald sandnigger on the ropes?

a female is falling in love with me lads

>preemptive cope for NI leaving

I would literally break your limbs in a fight is my point.

smoked a few zoots, got a text saying my bank account details had been hacked and unironically gave the text my details
think it's sorted now but if anything ends up happening i'll probably top myself

I thought they were his poo drops haha. Then I remembered dogs are not goats

ni is part of ireland
also when that flag was made ireland was a kingdom in personal union with the british king anyway

Is it over yet????

Wasn’t a kathoey I fucked though, female prossie, hoping this isn’t permanent whatever she gave me.

I wholeheartedly stand by this point Alan, you'd smash the fucking life out of him with ease

It's just thailad trying to be funny. Never "got" a single one of his jokes. I'm thinking he has the humour of some remote post apocalyptic part of england where there weren't much occasion to develop humour between toil at the coal mine and dying of a tootache at 31 years old

You don't have the balls to do anything you faggy goof.
I'd break your fucking neck if you looked sideways at me in public, which you wouldn't.

Where in India?

lads whats the best VPN to purchase?

>that brief quiet moment in between 2 songs when all I can hear are my own horrible thoughts

unimaginably grim

Only got a gram left :(


Also Alan is best poster

act angry online and post the occasional picture of you looking serious, its so weird

Wouldn’t want to look at you at all really, you fat idiot.

*waddles into /brit/*

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The only thing Alan fights is baldness. (unsuccessfully)
He's a fucking pussy. I see it in his face. Absolutely.

How do I move to Thailand but still make money?

R O T U N D

Come to Thailand.

what is some Scottish mythology?

Yeah I know you wouldn't you hook nosed sandnigger.
I'd put you in a fuckin' ditch.

wish you the best, ever dabbled in kathoeys?

Lol thailad actually making good posts on my behalf.

She could have just subscribed to Pewdiepie, she could have just chosen to live.

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Would also like to know this. Thinking of being naughty and buying drugs online as all the dealers around here are shit.

That they did anything of importance :)


Skitz pls calm down or they’ll bag u 2

Come to Thailand. I’ll find a ditch for you.

can tell the bald nonce is getting unnerved by the non-bald nonce

I would absolutely come to Thailand Alan.
But you wouldn't show up.

Hahaha

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>posting the unedited picture

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>But you wouldn’t show up.
I’m already here you fucking div

You wanna play with the big boys ally-poo?
You ain't shit you ugly arab fag.
And you fucking know it.
I'd murder you.

Yes tighten the gun laws, censor the internet, ignore the real causes

you'll do nothing, you said you were going to wakey but got scared and backed down
coward

Looking good alan.

Maybe I need to make a video of pewdiepie killing them with brofists

Oh you’re a big boy alright

Not sure you’d fit into the plane

Reminded me of a classic Ronnie

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nah you just stopped talking about it once i called you a teenager

>look how good a person I am, make sure you take a pic and post it on Facebook though

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Gotta go 1st class so there's enough room for my balls, SUNSHINE

>Help me
>Help me
>Help me

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holy cringe

Would he trust them to keep watch of his grandchildren though?

you look good here lad
use it for tinder and getting more insecure 19 year old thai poon

>1st class
Isn’t that where you dropped out?

Quasimodo predicted this

you push and push an push this is what happens unfortunately, new zealand was the wrong place for it though

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Oh yeah you the fucking success story that works some bottom of the barrel white collar grease-boy job in fucking Thailand.
Give it a rest, cuck. We all know you're a fuckin' joke.

girl at work got her chipped tooth fixed
she looks quite cute now.

Rekt

i never wanted to be, in quasimodo's dream
shall I beg the ringmaster please, find another me

what would that mong do if there was an attack lmao

This. It was going to happen sooner or later people shouldn’t be so shocked.